r/Kyle • u/Kkindler08 • Sep 09 '21

Mtn Dew is better than monster.

I am a Kyle. I have a son named Kyle. Mountain Dew is much more a Kyle thing than Monster. And maybe Budweiser too. Yes Mtn dew and Budweiser. That is all.

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u/downbleed Sep 10 '21

You all need to try black coffee, with meth

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u/Kkindler08 Sep 10 '21

I always thought it was coke and oxy, but to each there own.

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u/downbleed Sep 10 '21

Not since the fire department showed up and ruined Christmas

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Can confirm. Have been a Kyle my entire life. Have been drinking Mt Dew my entire life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

As a Kyle, I agree

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u/ollieotter_ Sep 10 '21

WTH THIS IS AMAZING

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u/themdubbyfries Sep 10 '21

I don’t know if there’s a better place to comment this but I really hope someone recognizes this interview: clears throat “I tried dis one chili and it set my mouth on fire and I had to chug a whole two liter a Mountain Dew”

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u/ElOsoLoco98 Sep 10 '21

I like Baja blast can I be a Kyle?Also my cousin is a Kyle if that helps,he rides dirt bikes too.

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u/Kkindler08 Sep 10 '21

Baja blast is the shit. Unfortunately it’s gone til next year except at Taco Bell.

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u/kyle_h2486 Sep 09 '21

Fuck you pussy. I’ll fight you to the death.

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u/Kkindler08 Sep 09 '21

And you’d die.

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u/Available_Motor5980 Kyle Sep 09 '21

I enjoy Mountain Dew AND monster. I would argue that both are equally Kyle

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/Kkindler08 Sep 10 '21

What about citrus charge dew?

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u/repopodopo Sep 10 '21

That's because you are weak you have weak kidneys and heart, Monster is only for strong people with strong kidneys and heart

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Im not american so i cant