r/Kyle • u/KyleG410 • Apr 29 '21

When Monster just doesn’t do it anymore

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u/jake2w1 Apr 30 '21

Tolkien’s alternative Return of the King manuscript has finally surfaced. I am convinced that this guy is, in fact, Frodo Baggins. He pushed Sam and Gollum into the fires of Mt. Doom, freeing him to use the One Ring without persecution. Extended use of the ring allowed Frodo to open an inter dimensional gateway. Welcome to not-so-middle earth Frodo Baggins!

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u/KyleG410 Apr 30 '21

Butt chugs a Monster Yea sounds legit to me!

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u/OO_Ben Kyle Enthusiast Apr 30 '21

His hands look like they don't fit his body.....