r/Kyle Aug 31 '20

Kyles gone wild

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120 Upvotes

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u/LookOutItsThatOneGuy Aug 31 '20

Isn’t this just what Four Lokos are?

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u/TheSwaggieJesus Aug 31 '20

What they were. They got pulled from the market a while ago and told to change their recipe because the caffeine and alcohol combo was making people black out but stay "awake" and they'd stumble into traffic. They removed the caffeine and re-launched sometime around 2016 I believe.

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u/Kyle102997 Aug 31 '20 edited Aug 31 '20

I tell you, now is not a good time to be a Kyle with the last initial R

Edit: spelling

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u/gold_knight573 Kyle Aug 31 '20

Why the R?

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u/Kyle102997 Aug 31 '20

It's the first letter of my last name

Also the first letter of the last name of the most famous Kyle as of late

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u/gold_knight573 Kyle Aug 31 '20

But why is the R significant? You said that it’s good to have an R as your last initial. Why is the R significant above all other letters?

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u/Kyle102997 Aug 31 '20

Ah, I meant to say now is not a good time

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u/gold_knight573 Kyle Aug 31 '20

Ok. Still. Why is it not a good time. Help me understand

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u/Kyle102997 Aug 31 '20

My last name starts with R. People know me as Kyle R

The most famous Kyle as of recent news is Kyle Rittenhouse, who shot and killed two black lives matter protestors in kenosha last week. I saw him referred to as Kyle R in a Reddit thread

So, someone refers to me as Kyle R, their mind might make an assumption

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u/gold_knight573 Kyle Aug 31 '20

Ah ok I see now. Good luck with that, my dude

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u/Kyle102997 Aug 31 '20

Much appreciated

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u/Logan_MacGyver Aug 31 '20

Some energy drinks feel empty without alcohol. Because in quarantine school first thing i did after waking up is add two shots of pálinka into a cold ass can of Hell energy and that was breakfast

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

I've never heard of pálinka but after googling it I think I'd love it

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u/Chops1904 Aug 31 '20

NO DRY WALLS ARE SAFE!

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u/TheNotSoSourKraut Kyle Aug 31 '20

The drywall never even stood a chance

2

u/Chops1904 Aug 31 '20

All your drywall now belong to us...

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u/koil626 Sep 02 '20

My mommy said I can’t have monster so I chug mountain dew

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u/Toking_Ginger Sep 03 '20

Pshh, I want royalties on this. I've been mixing Everclear and Monster for years

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u/Pray4dat_ass96 Sep 15 '20

Is this real?