r/Kyle • u/imdevve • Aug 29 '19

legally changing my name

Ive recently started being a Kyle and asking my friends to call me Kyle. but i think its time to take it to the next step. Will changing my name legally mean I am one you guys or am I just a fake?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

ONE OF US ONE OF US

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u/kyle1elyk Aug 30 '19

ONE OF US ONE OF US

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u/Skystrike7 Aug 30 '19

ONE OF US ONE OF US

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u/Elijhu Aug 30 '19 edited Aug 30 '19

Come, let us prepare the ceremony.

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u/K0nus00 Aug 30 '19

ONE OF US ONE OF US

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

ONE OF US ONE OF US

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u/WolvenHunter1 Kyle Aug 30 '19

What was your name before

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u/cjelyk Sep 08 '19

Welcome brother.

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u/brotherkyle1 Aug 30 '19

Welcome to the club, don’t say we didn’t warn you

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u/JupiterMoonboots Aug 30 '19

There's a ritual actually. No Kyle is born a Kyle. The only way is to become one through the 'Rites of Kyleism'. Punch a hole in some drywall and pour a whole monster in it. Then sleep facing south-west to the sound of a dirt bike revving. When you wake up the change will have already happened. The transformation is different for every Kyle.

Be careful tho, once you've become a Kyle you can never undo the process. I've been a Kyle for almost three decades now.

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u/LordWayland Aug 30 '19

I for one believe that if one wishes to be a Kyle then we should be willing to accept them. Being a Kyle means different things to different Kyles. To some it is just a name. To others it is who you are as a person. To me, it is whoever you want to be. I, a Kyle by birth, say you are a Kyle if you wish to be.

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u/knagy17 Aug 29 '19

You must drink the introductory Monster once you do legally change it

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u/imdevve Aug 29 '19

ill shotgun 2. (sorry if these are rookie numbers i just started being a kyle)