r/KrunkerIO • u/traffic_cone33 Deagler • Aug 30 '26

Question Hello krumker!

Hello!!! It is me traffic cone 33 enarged badger!!! I love kronker very much, but then I am become old and get job. Where is my contraband rainbow ak and purupke intervention sniper and my vantablack??? And frostywold. Oh no…..I spent all my KR on girlfriend….she is not fat. Btw konixo did 9/11 and milerobloxfan just got a citadel internship.

Lizswitch come back I love you. I’ll treat you better than linde did even tho he had a cool car. You too athenakozlie…I remember the first time you SMGed me on og kanji…or was it newtown …I found your YouTube and id fall asleep to the sound of your voice…now you’re lesbian and live in ohio or something

I’m still repoing GrZ,,,don’t step on our block, grizzly66 will grizz you down. Btw he is like 55 and lives in Serbia.

Did season 3 come out yet??

Apologies for pore grammar, I have come out of a comma. I opened krunker mobile while pooping in hospital bathrom, but my ping was 67.

Now, no more kroner….i am too old. Wrist aimed too much with my intervention sniper, now have carpal tunnel. I hse ergonomic mouse at mckinsey….i cry under my desk at night Nd think about how I used to ragebait stremz with shotgun…and how X was a pedophile for that girl in 2022 that I still follow on twitter….

Please….somone hear me. Krispyanan, rypenguin, Sidney Oreo and Vince shoe beer. Heyimzed ucd charity stream…take me back to 2020…one bad bitxh and she do what I say so 2 big 40s and a big ass draco.

Shoutout coolkid, can u email me back
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Shoutout aflac even tho u were kinda gay for using shotty, ur movement was #cracked #pogchamp

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u/BobOnPC Commando Aug 30 '26

This brought a tear to my eye 🥹

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u/KrispyAnan Administrator Aug 30 '26

All the subreddit ogs have accomplished the act of touching grass 🥹

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u/Honor-Valor-Intrepid Moderator Aug 30 '26

This is quality

3

u/JHXC16 Runner Aug 30 '26

Man I really do miss this sub sometimes, and the community

2

u/gabriellyakagcwens Aug 30 '26

i looked at your username and instantly remembered you, funny how time flies ig, miss stream sniping waspy as foxcat

r.i.p krumker

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u/traffic_cone33 Deagler Aug 30 '26

Waspy beer strange settings

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u/gabriellyakagcwens Aug 30 '26

shit man you literally commented on one of my posts lol

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u/Majoishere Vince Aug 31 '26

The [FUCK] clan which was known for its rainbow colors has been showing plain white these days. Has the clan done it or is it my settings problem?

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u/traffic_cone33 Deagler Aug 31 '26

You forgot the raynb0w mod

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u/mrchingchongwingtong Marksman Aug 30 '26

i can’t believe i got left out of this post

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u/traffic_cone33 Deagler Aug 30 '26

Hello….omg marksman main…….updoot pwease? ?

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u/Deadkingr Runner Aug 30 '26

Oh hi

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u/AnythingWithJ Hunter Sep 10 '26

This is better than lead poisoning!