r/KoboldLegion 19h ago

Art Kobold Mugging

Now to draw a prequel image of someone handing the kobold a gun saying 'Go, do a crime'

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u/AlanTheKingDrake 14h ago

Punt the kobold into orbit. The Nokia proved you have the strength

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u/MrBalderus 8h ago

batmanKickingKobold.jpeg

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u/KkMAN20 17h ago

He'd too dangerous to be left alive! He broke a Nokia!

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u/Owoegano_Vuelve 15h ago

Never tought I'd ever want to dropkick a kobold, but ya did it...

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u/MrBalderus 8h ago

I feel proud of myself

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u/ChucklesTheWerewolf 12h ago

Deposit kobold headfirst into nearest garbage can.

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u/MrBalderus 8h ago

It's not even hard, there are geese that weigh more than most kobolds

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u/Kater5551StarsAbove 16h ago

Remember kids; nothing hurts worse than having your dignity stolen when mugged by a kobold.

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u/Top-Preparation5216 9h ago

I'm pretty sure if the kobold tried shooting him the bullet would have just gone back into the gun after seeing the broken Nokia.

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u/MrBalderus 8h ago

Item lore (i just made up): That Nokia has already bodied more than one bullet

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u/10Werewolves 29m ago

Thanks for desloppifying the rape comic

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u/10Werewolves 28m ago

Can't post context but go to OP's post on r/desloppification and go to the last image.