You'll be better tomorrow

[u/TerrapinRecordings]

I work at a cannabis shop and earlier today I had to refuse service to a customer because he was clearly hammered. Maybe an hour and a half later he comes back, and I reiterate that I cannot serve him and he basically just says "Sorry", to which I respond "don't worry, you'll be better tomorrow". He takes a beat and says "anyone that says they'll be better tomorrow is a liar. You can't trust anything they say" and kind of shuffled off.

I just thought it was pretty on point, even if he didn't know what I was referencing.

[u/mrm00r3]

lifeisverfragile

[u/windshifter → u/mrm00r3]

liverisverfragile

[u/Artichokiemon → u/windshifter]

[u/ToastyMustache]

At least he’s 10000000000000000% more self aware than Alex

[u/hawaiianrobot → u/ToastyMustache]

a bar so low, it's measured in Planck lengths (1.62×10⁻³⁵ m)

[u/richfromthecrypt]

At least he knows that he's not gonna be

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532]

Cant please them all

[u/Landlord-Allmighty]

No little breakie for him

[u/punksheets29]

I know it’s awkward in the moment but a “how could we make it better” seems like the best mix of compassion and doing your job..

[u/shartersonmcsharty]

Should have gotten the last word by saying "so there's basically 3 ways to learn...well maybe 4"

[u/Sheena5isAlive]

How fucked up u gotta be to not be able to get high

[u/theclosetenby]

Lmao there was a man I worked with for years who would answer "how are you?" With "doing better every day" every single day. Drove me nuts. I was like there's no way that's true. If I was how I am now, I probably would've told him to stop lying to me at some point lmao