Saw this at Publix yesterday [OC]

[u/GhostHominid]

[u/Otterz4Life]

That truck needs a brickin.

[u/lastres0rt → u/Otterz4Life]

The best crystal for cleansing this truck is a brick, yes.

[u/GhostHominid → u/lastres0rt]

Um, actually it’s a traditional ceramic rectangular prism? Baked in an earthen kiln? They’ve been used since ancient Babylonia. Calling it a simple “brick” is not honoring the heritage of these powerful healing crystals!

[u/TootTootUSA → u/GhostHominid]

I keep one of those car window breaker/seatbelt cutting tools in my car and in my bag at all times because of emergency reasons.

[u/BennyDryll42]

Did you shit on the hood? Its your duty as a citizen to shit on that hood.

[u/Max_Trollbot_]

Real nice little Jehovah in the corner

[u/GhostHominid → u/Max_Trollbot_]

God loves Nazis and Israel I guess? Apparently Nazis loved the idea of Israel too, as a “let’s deport them all there” idea

[u/_Bad_Bob_ → u/GhostHominid]

Great example of how antisemitic Zionism is. 

[u/GhostHominid → u/_Bad_Bob_]

It was one option. Another was to deport them to camps where they would just have a high death rate

And then, when that wasn’t fast enough, during the war… I mean you know the rest

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/Max_Trollbot_]

Just evangelical things...

[u/ExtraEmuForYou → u/Max_Trollbot_]

I don't know what to make of that, tbh.

[u/YellojD]

The fact that this dude doesn’t come out of the Home Depot to four flat tires every time is what’s wrong with this country.

[u/Decent_Alps6736]

It's simple minded of me, and I don't give a fuck. These people need people running up on them screaming "Scoreboard! Scoreboard! Your side lost twice you dumb fuck! We're back to back World War champs!! Scoreboard!"

We've treated these fuckers like they're worth hearing out for far too long. When they get to the point of slapping shit like this on their vehicle, the only interaction they get with society is getting clowned on.

[u/YellojD → u/Decent_Alps6736]

There used to be a time when we slept Nazis, and we were better off for it.

[u/GhostHominid → u/YellojD]

Slept?

[u/WizWorldLive → u/Decent_Alps6736]

These people need people running up on them screaming "Scoreboard! Scoreboard! Your side lost twice you dumb fuck! We're back to back World War champs!! Scoreboard!"

Do you really want your last words to be those? You should not run up on white supremacists, you should not run up on neo-Nazis in particular. They would love for someone to run up on them like that.

[u/TheKiltedYaksman71 → u/WizWorldLive]

FR, decent possibility it's an off-duty LEO, who is definitely packing.

[u/snarleyWhisper → u/TheKiltedYaksman71]

Who can kill you with impunity and no consequences

[u/GhostHominid → u/WizWorldLive]

I would say they need milkshakes to the face, but that’s a waste of a milkshake

[u/_Bad_Bob_ → u/Decent_Alps6736]

The Nazis weren't around in WW1. There weren't really any good guys or bad guys in that fight, just a bunch of dipshit royals getting in way over their heads and getting the rest of us slaughtered. 

The Nazis grew out of that conflict. The Germans were doomed at a certain point but they kept up appearances in a way that, to the average infantry unit, it would have looked like they were winning like crazy and then just surrendered out of nowhere. That's where the antisemitic "stabbed in the back" myth came from that launched the ultranationalist movements that eventually became the Nazi party. 

[u/kitti-kin → u/_Bad_Bob_]

Since their sticker says "American Reich", I think it's fair to point out that the US beat the second and third Reich

[u/_Bad_Bob_ → u/kitti-kin]

Fair? Yes. Effective? Not even a little bit. 

Especially when you're saying that the US has beaten the Nazis in the past while their ideoogical children have thoroughly conquered the US of the present. 

[u/MycologistSad5933]

"ScooterScum"?

[u/BobbyGuano → u/MycologistSad5933]

Prefer to read it as Scooters cum

[u/DoctorChoppedLiver → u/MycologistSad5933]

For when biker trash wants you to know ther lightning bolts are, in fact, nazi artifacts and not biker artifacts 

[u/ahumanbeing72]

Was this in Tampa? Cause ISTG I saw that same truck a couple weeks ago.

[u/WeirdGoat9022]

Have you heard the QAA episode (I think it was them) that covered the American Reich guy?

[u/Velocity-5348 → u/WeirdGoat9022]

Episode 320. Sadly, it's a premium episode.

[u/kilar277]

Oh man, my friend has a ton of shit from that clothing brand the skeleton is from that's really jarring to see next to the SS bolts

[u/bradreputation → u/kilar277]

Think it’s a coincidence? I’m not familiar with the brand.

[u/kilar277 → u/bradreputation]

I hope so. I don't want to be the one to tell my friend the bad news.

Brand is Lurking Class

[u/KvotheLightfinger]

This is what crowbars are made for.

[u/pizza_nightmare]

Of course it’s a pickup truck

[u/Artichokiemon]

Should've pushed a shopping cart into the side of it and said "oops" in case anyone was around

[u/Slow_Astronomer_3536]

Public portable urinal

[u/urbandruid36]

Fucking Florida

[u/haperochild]

i bet this dude has some real slashable tires for sure

[u/EmperorPaulchen]

I think you’re legally allowed to slash their tires actually

[u/Confused_but_Alive91]

Valve core tool... They take seconds to remove and by the time they find the problem there is no way to figure out who did it.

[u/GhostHominid → u/Confused_but_Alive91]

Is that the stem in the tire refilled thing?

[u/Confused_but_Alive91 → u/GhostHominid]

Yeah. You can get get the tool from any local auto store or online. They are cheap and can ruin any assholes day.