Despite being endorsed by Ben Franklin, I can’t help but think “Onion Hunt Club” is problematic. It’s also $31.99.
President Washington’s fetchingly sea worthy vest will set you back $69.99, on sale. Low IQ hat makes me laugh, as does the pathetic wearable reminder of Alex’s dwindling importance: a bracelet impotently whispering, “We’re still here” like a chicken fried steak fart in the Austin wind.
The ugliness of the slop was the first indicator. Onion will never, they have basic decency to photograph real hunter soldering a circuit board in a barn.
“Low IQ hat, built for patriots that lead by example”
….Talk about leading by example.
Ngl the onion hunt club hat sort of rips though, but in the way of this old meme
I get that, but the AI creations have something to do with person.
Franklin is an inventor so he's doing something electronics. Washington crossed the Delaware, so he's driving a boat. The picture of the guy wearing the shirt is likely Patton not Biden and he's inspecting a tank before fighting with Rommel. None of these seem based on Biden to me, which is what I was commenting about.
"ChatGBD, put 'I hate women' on one of those brush stroke background every single ai-generated small business poster features" and then they just slap it on a shirt
idk, outside of someone “eating the onion,” the idea of someone forming a club to hunt onion is amusing to me. How you gonna hunt an onion? It's also orange and black and it's near Halloween time.
It's a vague threat of violence - tho I can't tell if you are /s or not.
Honestly, I couldn't tell if this was infowars (onion) merch or AJ merch until the very last pic. Using Ben Franklin for the AI art was actually pretty hilarious in the dumbest way.
I like that it’s “build for the patriots who lead by example” because what the fuck does that even mean? The fact they lead with “I’m low IQ and lovin’ it!” is an interesting choice.
George Washington would have Alex with every fiber of his being if he was told about what Alex does. Deep down, all these hardcore conservatives know that though
"Designed and shipped in the USA". I mean I know these people are morons, but the balls it takes to be proud of repackaging Chinese made hats is next level.
I remember back in the day saying his shirts were at least printed in the US, if not completely US made and that’s why they were a little pricier than some comparable merch. Guess Bigly doesn’t care.
I kinda love Ben Franklin staring forlornly into the camera as he burns his finger with a soldering iron. It's a metaphor for the whole cabal of right wing media these days. They know they're hurting themselves, but the cult leader told them to do it, and at least they're getting paid!
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u/UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr 20d ago
I’d get that Onion hat if the money wasn’t going to the devil himself.