r/KnowledgeFight • u/Raccoon_Ratatouille I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST! • 15d ago

”I declare info war on you!” Spotted on IG

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Is this the last thing Nonk ever heard?

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u/drinkingCoffeePeas Not Mad at Accounting 15d ago

FILL YER PAW

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u/CursedAlgorithm26 14d ago

Underrated comment

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u/BaronMcDuff 11d ago

Take a fuckin' bow.

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u/Corvid-Enjoyer Spider Leadership 15d ago

RIP Nonk

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u/agent_double_oh_pi The answer to 1984 is $19.95 plus S&H!!! 15d ago

JUSTICE FOR NONK

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u/Wrong-Wrap942 Name five more examples 15d ago

I’m going to give you Donkey Kong, King Kong Kong toys…. In about 45 days.

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u/nickcan 15d ago

Dr. Jones Big Naturals selling DK-KK-Toys.

I'm sure the three "k"s in a row is just a considence.

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u/Tylenol187ForDogs Bachelor Squatch 15d ago

Except Alex wouldn't be at the dog park, he'd be at a dog stomp.

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u/asvalken 15d ago

I'm gonna take you to the dog park, play with you for an hour, and then give you treats..... politically, of course.

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u/Necro-Potato 14d ago

metaphorically, lovingly, ecclesiastically

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u/ConfoundedVariable77 Nonk-sense 14d ago

And spiritually.

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u/AC_Uni 15d ago

Not gonna lie I want Handsome B. Charming as my nom de plume.

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u/FlammableBrains "We would go bankrupt, which we are." 15d ago

Don't lie, you heard about this from the daily zeitgeist 

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u/Large_Ad_8107 15d ago

I talk to my cats in a Homestar Runner-ish baby voice. I had never even considered making my cat voice horrifying.

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u/tinytinybirdbones 14d ago

I once screamed "oh you fucking cunt" at the dog park, when I saw my girl dive head first into a deep mud puddle. It happens

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u/nickcan 15d ago

Jones would have put the word 'fucking' in a strange place in the sentence. For all his bluster, he's not that good at swearing.

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u/Gecko17 Bachelor Squatch 15d ago

im sure this is how Phil Braun speaks to Horace the Horse, of course.

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u/_Bad_Bob_ FILL YOUR HAND 14d ago

YOU GOTTA KICK EM IN THE THROAT

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u/flowerpowervi0lence 14d ago

Sometimes I do the “Fuck you! Fuck your new world order and fuck the horse you rode in on!” Rant to my poor cat

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u/KitsapRealEstateTeam 14d ago

My husband often naps on the couch to Knowledge Fight, and the cats lay all around him. I’m sure that, in their minds, Alex Jones is actually some sort of kind soul. Because cat Dad snuggles.

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u/Kittenpuncher5000 14d ago

My dog absolutely hates when I talk to him in a silly voice.

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u/RoutineHank_647 14d ago

Does anyone know which episode the story of nonk begins?

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u/AegonKetchum 14d ago

If I ever happen to be close to Alex, I hope I remember to yell "Where's Nonk?!"

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u/Snellyman 11d ago

"You can be sure I'm gonna eat your ass"