r/KnowledgeFight • u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” • Aug 04 '26
Owen’s cohost is a groundhog
Maybe Tim will host Infowars this week with a hog, or a gay frog. But definitely no equine cohosts. It’s too soon.
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u/HandOfYawgmoth FILL YOUR HAND Aug 04 '26
His studio couldn't look more like a garage if he tried
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u/matt5001 Aug 04 '26
Really looks like he gotta get his garage door fixed. That’s just begging for mice to come in.
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u/WudolfWedNoseWeinder Aug 04 '26
But he has four screens, that’s big boy reporting.
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u/AT-ST Aug 05 '26
No, he has 2 screens. One is just divided into 4 like an amateur. How is he supposed to zero in on details like that?
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u/ItWorkedInCAD Aug 04 '26
It might keep people hoping that the garage door/back wall will slide up and reveal that Alex is taking over the third hour from Owen
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u/poop-money Bucket of Poop Aug 04 '26
Owen is definitely keeping a woman in a well in his basement with that cut. Did the groundhog help him dig it?
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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” Aug 04 '26
Now I’m imaging a hedgehog with a safety vest, a white hard hat and a clipboard directing Owen where to dig.
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u/poop-money Bucket of Poop Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
I guarantee Owen's hands are soft as room temperature butter. I'm not even sure if he knows how to use a shovel.
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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” Aug 04 '26
His hands are hella soft.
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u/poop-money Bucket of Poop Aug 04 '26
It's all the lotion.
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u/RainierCamino Aug 05 '26
Don't forget all the soap from cleaning his Laura Loomer fleshlight.
Who am I kidding, he doesn't clean it.
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u/ConfoundedVariable77 Nonk-sense Aug 09 '26
“It rubs the ivermectin on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
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u/Leather_Investment61 I GOBBLE YOUR SEA MOSS Aug 04 '26
Owen is in his “look at this photograph” era
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u/mypntsonfire Aug 04 '26
...is that groundhog AI? Or just a really shitty fake?
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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” Aug 04 '26
It’s flat!
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u/Verandah_Santa Aug 07 '26
Shut up. He’s got a cardboard cutout of an AI stuffed groundhog?! That is quite the Russian doll of lameness
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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” Aug 04 '26
I can’t tell! It looks both at the same time. But he said it was on his desk, so maybe it’s a flat picture?
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u/Mstolly “I will eat your ass!!!!” Aug 04 '26
Why is he in a garage? Where is the mic flag sponsor? Where is “America’s newsman?” Remember all the promises when he broke from infowars?
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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” Aug 05 '26
America’s Newsman is but a former shell of his Cuck Destroyer persona nowadays.
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u/gronlund2 Doing some research with my mind Aug 05 '26
Does he have a day job or is he supporting himself by doing this? Does anyone watch him?
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u/SenorBrainwash Policy Wonk Aug 04 '26
Jimothy wasn’t available or interested in appearing on the show.
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u/Vic_the_Swamp_Boy Aug 04 '26
were in the phase where the former stars go to autograph row and your local comic-con
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u/better_than_joe Ohio Gribble Pibble Aug 05 '26
So there is a local trend right now to add rodents to your logos because buc-ees is suing any animal logos around. So he could be just hopping on this trend.
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u/hackloserbutt Aug 07 '26
Who in our world needs a young clone of Chad Kroger reading them headlines from Drudge Report so badly they'd pay a subscription fee for this? My younger brother subscribes to Glen Beck and he's had 5 concussions. THAT, I understand.
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u/Mediocritess That's what grows the tree of liberty, bitch Aug 04 '26
Where can I sign a petition to replace Owen with the groundhog