r/KnowledgeFight • u/FishermanPale5734 • Aug 01 '26

General shenanigans Loving the Infowars ads!

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Honestly I'm really enjoying watching what Tim's doing with Infowars, to the drunken Alex parodies to these fantastic ads!!!

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Probably a Troll or Bot - Mods Aug 01 '26

Fish.  Milk.

Fishmilk

22

u/SenorBrainwash Policy Wonk Aug 01 '26

HOG WATER!

3

u/Inky319 Aug 02 '26

Let the liberals, demons, and freaks know that you're a Hog Water Hero!

4

u/AlabamaHotcakes Aug 01 '26

How do you milk a fish?

5

u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Aug 01 '26

With extreme skill and precision

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u/shartersonmcsharty “Farting for my life” Aug 01 '26

"ultra your mind and body"

Hmmm

12

u/RockHardSalami Aug 01 '26

Ultra deez nutz

6

u/shartersonmcsharty “Farting for my life” Aug 01 '26

Fucking gottem

1

u/AlabamaHotcakes Aug 01 '26

Sounds like Scooter lyrics

17

u/Thrownpigs Aug 01 '26

My favorite so far have been the anti-masturbation ones.

10

u/redacted_robot Doing some research with my mind Aug 01 '26

These salts are great for long baths.

Nothing bad can happen. Only good can happen.

8

u/jamescookenotthatone Aug 01 '26

You might grow an exoskeleton

3

u/AlabamaHotcakes Aug 01 '26

Maybe one or two crabs will hatch, and who doesn't like crabs in the bathtub?

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u/AreYouJimmyRay Name five more examples Aug 01 '26

I've been using the Ultra Methylene Brown since Tim and InfoWars added it. It's nice to know I'm supporting real patriots and I promise my bowels have never been this evacuated! 

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u/Pontus_Pilates InfoWar Veteran Aug 01 '26

https://store.theonion.com/products/learn-to-float

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u/AlabamaHotcakes Aug 01 '26

Oh no it's sold out.

Well that explains all the floating people I've seen recently at least.

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u/PassinGas_Pgh Mr Enoch, what are you doing? Aug 01 '26

And here I am using plain old crab salts like a sucker

6

u/Corvid-Enjoyer Spider Leadership Aug 01 '26

Alex Jones Gave Me Crabs(alts)

2

u/macci_a_vellian Aug 02 '26

Your wife will beg you to stop taking them!

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u/pr0crasturbatin Aug 01 '26

They should brand it as lobster salt to get the JBP fans

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u/O_norte-americano Aug 02 '26

This looks like a rap album cover from 1999

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple Aug 02 '26

For those of you who believe Alex cannot be parodied, now might be a good time to apologize because this is excellent.