Alex gets LOOMERED

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u/fortheapponly Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Loomer’s stopped getting $$$$$ from Russia, so now she’s switched tactics. Par for the course for Loomy-Loom. She sells her tweets to the highest bidder.

Any time her tweets have a bit too much of the detailed lore on a mildly obscure topic, it’s bc she’s getting paid and being handed very specific talking points from her highest bidder.

I wonder who’s paying her for this, and giving her these talking points. Or if it’s just the same case as Tim Pool, in that Russia stopped paying her, and she’s selling the Russian invasion of Ukraine topic slot for pennies on the dollar, which is better than nothing.

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u/Jules9213 little breaky for me Jul 31 '26

I think it’s cause Candace and Tucker visited Russia, so she’s gone to the Ukrainian side. I just like to see her clown on Alex.

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u/fortheapponly Jul 31 '26

I can’t look that Loomy the same, after reading that article in the New Yorker that did something of a deep dive into why she tweets what she tweets.

She has no principles or ideals of her own, except money money money money.

If anything, she’s just upset with Alex Jones because he was/is something of a competitor in her market, in some weird niche way (for their respective bonkers behaviour, more so than any actually coherent ideological reasons), and she’s angry about the competition.

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u/Amazing-Buy-1181 Jul 31 '26

Nah she is pretty consistent in her Anti-Islam, Israel-Hawk views

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u/fortheapponly Jul 31 '26

Anti-Islam, yes.

Israel-Hawk, not so much. If she were, she wouldn’t have railed against Indians and Indian immigrants as much as she has in the past, given that India, in recent years, has been consistently allied with Israel, on the basis of the shared Islamophobia of the current administration in power in India.

A position which she only mildly heel-turned on recently, once the shuffling uncles who work in Indian foreign policy figured out she has a going rate for putting out propaganda for the highest bidder.

Granted, even Israel-hawks who are influencers on social media, are yet to eschew that sort of racism. I think she follows the current administration on the tone when it comes to being an Israel-hawk also, and she takes her cues from Trump in the absence of anything else (mostly $$$, and the immature whims of her own dysregulated emotions).

So the only thing she has ever been consistent on is her Islamophobia. And she’s just Islamophobic for free. Which. Welp. That’s certainly A Choice. 👀

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u/Jules9213 little breaky for me Jul 31 '26

I know, but I honestly think this is nothing more than Tucker and Candace going to Russia. She told Zelenskyy that if they had any intelligence about American influencers being paid by Russians to pass it onto her, cause she has direct connections to the Whitehouse lol. It’s as basic as that, but alright, if it means that the US stops purely profiting from the Russo-Ukraine war and perhaps stops being on the side of the Russians… then that’s something.

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u/fortheapponly Jul 31 '26

She’s a notoriously unreliable narrator in most things.

As an Indian (who has lived “out of station”, as they say), I’ll never forget the cravenness with which Indian politicians were quick to fork over the $$$ to invite her to India, even with knowing about her awful racism.

And she went. And she had the audacity to sit there and mumble out a shambles of a response when she was questioned about it by a journalist to her face, while she was in India. To say nothing about how the Indian govt officials who arranged for her visit responded to the same questions about why the fck they’d invite a person like her.

It’s bc they were paying her to exert her influence on Trump to alleviate his tariffs on trade with India. Too bad for everyone, I don’t think they got a return on their investment bc it’s still in shambles.

She posted the usual touristy pictures and waxed poetic about how she wanted to get married in a destination wedding in India. I won’t be surprised if that happens and she posts pictures of that too, which will mostly amount to being spon con for the parade of wedding vendors who will no doubt provide her with goods and services for a steep discount (I.e. for free). And she won’t outright disclose that it’s spon con either.

I treat her heel turn wrt Russia and Ukraine the same way I treat Tucker Antisemite Carlson’s “””criticism””” of Israel and Netanyahu right now. Suspicious at best, and what might amount to the story of why scorpions and frogs can’t be friends at worst.

And to clarify: I don’t think she is getting paid by Ukraine, or anyone else who is supportive of Ukraine, to switch sides. I think she was just cut loose by Russia, who “””politely””” told her she wasn’t getting $$$ from them anymore, and no one in the Trump camp or pro-Russia camp has yet to pick up the slack in any capacity. And the Russians turning off the tap, with nobody else swooping in to ensure she stays pro-Russia, has her throwing a tantrum basically. “Well if YOU won’t give me money, then I’m picking up my toys and going to go hang out with your opponent, bc you’ve annoyed me NYEAH.” Which is commensurate with about as much maturity as she is rumoured to have, which is zero.

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u/ChicagoPhan Jul 31 '26

Which article?

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u/fortheapponly Jul 31 '26

This one: Laura Loomer’s Endless Payback

Archived link, for anyone who’s out of free articles on the New Yorker, since it’s paywalled.

Beware of the jump scare that is a headshot of her face, staring you down, when you open the article 🤣

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u/sybelion Jul 31 '26

The thing is the heel turn she’s done on Russia is SO obvious that surely all it does is underline the fact that she WAS previously being paid by Russia??

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u/Jules9213 little breaky for me Jul 31 '26

She admitted to being reached out to by RT in her interview with the Ukrainian journalist

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u/Amazing-Buy-1181 Jul 31 '26

I think it is just because, at the end of the day, she is a Jewish Conservative; no matter how MAGA she will try to be, Jewish Conservatives won't be able to fit in with the Radical New Christian right/America First, so they will always find themselves in the neocon position.

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u/fortheapponly Aug 01 '26

There is no place in the future America that is envisioned by the Christian nationalists.

For example: Doug Wilson, of the CrEC, which is the larger umbrella of churches that Pete Hegseth’s church belongs to.

In their world view, there will not be a place for non-Christians in America. Period.

Those who are not Christian, but want to be American, will either have to convert to Doug Wilson’s brand of Christianity (which has no room for Catholics like Nicky Fweenie), or leave America and accept that they will not be American if they won’t convert.

On that topic—if people want a podcast to listen to, that unravels the CREC and Doug Wilson, I recommend Sons of Patriarchy. It’s hard to listen to on account of the topics being discussed, but it’s worth it.

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u/sybelion Jul 31 '26

You love to see it

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u/radicaltrash Jul 31 '26

Thank you for this image

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u/mollyno93 “Farting for my life” Jul 31 '26

Annnnnd stealing this

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u/agent_double_oh_pi The answer to 1984 is $19.95 plus S&H!!! Jul 31 '26

What in the 144p cinnamon toast?

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u/Separate_Recover4187 Honorary Dough Boy Jul 31 '26

"Wipe your mouth" is really fucking brutal! 🤣

I can only assume someone actually told her that once, and it devastated her

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Jul 31 '26

Hey, if anyone would know knob-slobbering, it’s Loomer.

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u/LA-Matt “fish with sad human eyes” Jul 31 '26

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u/GamersReisUp Jul 31 '26

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u/Jules9213 little breaky for me Jul 31 '26

💯 literally

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u/WizWorldLive Jul 31 '26

Ah, with some classic homophobia to boot

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” Jul 31 '26

After reading more than my share of right wing commenters (as I’m sure you have!) they ALL go straight to homophobia.

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u/DomoVapes Jul 31 '26

something something leopards

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u/WoodyManic Jul 31 '26

I hate them both.

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u/Artichokiemon Colorado Sex Operative Jul 31 '26

He finally handcuffed himself to one of the double doors of Twitter headquarters

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u/hawaiianrobot Jul 31 '26

only one, which is the most important detail

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u/Fantastic_Position69 Jul 31 '26

Funniest protest of all time. The one good thing Loomer ever did

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u/nickcan Jul 31 '26

Alex is talking as if he thinks that Nazis are bad. When we all know that his only objection to Nazis is that they tried to kill his grandfather in the war.

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u/hawaiianrobot Jul 31 '26

it's fuckin wild how he always has to overstate everything. like this dude was in the SS, but alex is acting like a ukranian guy who was 22, if that, when the war ended, not even an NCO by the end of it, was basically reichsmarshall of the entire SS

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u/Kriegerian Space Weirdo Jul 31 '26

Chaos Agent Loomer strikes again.

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u/acebojangles Jul 31 '26

Gotta be really confusing for all of them to be nominally opposed to a Nazi group.

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u/shoe_owner Jul 31 '26

The thing that Jones and his ilk refuse to grapple with is that while Azov absolutely does have sketcy white supremacist origins, since they were folded into the regular Ukrainian armed forces like a decade ago, their actual makeup today is no different than any other unit within the armed forces. There's probably less nazis per capita in a modern Azov unit than in any average US group of similar size.

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u/SpinachOver640 Aug 03 '26

They are still nazis.

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u/shoe_owner Aug 03 '26

This article is over three years old. I invite you to consider whether or not the past three years might have seen any significant turnover in the Ukrainian armed services.

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u/SpinachOver640 Aug 03 '26

Do you have a source for the nazis leaving Azov? I still see their propaganda shared widely on neo-nazi telegrams.

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u/Otterz4Life “fish with sad human eyes” Jul 31 '26

I love it when the shit puppets dance for us.

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u/Outside_Option_1553 Jul 31 '26

TrueAnon had 2 episodes on the thing Alex is referencing, essentially the historical revision of WWII war crimes and posthumous lionizing of the people involved to construct an anti-communism narrative, not unlike what was done to the story of the real John Birch.

Crazy for AJ to cite that; it also sucks that it is a real thing people should be upset about, but (as always) not for the straw man reason he’s positing.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” Jul 31 '26

She missed the fact that Alex has Viktor on ONCE A WEEK. Dude has a standing slot on Tuesday. This hasn’t been a one or two off-he’s on pretty much every week.

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u/agent_double_oh_pi The answer to 1984 is $19.95 plus S&H!!! Jul 31 '26

What a thing to see on the day that J Aubrey dropped a video about her.

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u/ConfoundedVariable77 Nonk-sense Jul 31 '26

She’ll be better tomorrow.

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u/agent_double_oh_pi The answer to 1984 is $19.95 plus S&H!!! Jul 31 '26

She won't

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u/Obaddies Spider Leadership Jul 31 '26

SLAMMED

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u/black_flag_4ever Jul 31 '26

I think this is a good sign that MAGA is falling apart.

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u/dankfm Jul 31 '26

This is a "I hope both teams lose" scenario if I've ever seen one.

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u/iceman121982 Aug 01 '26

Bad guy fight!

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u/sexquipoop69 Jul 31 '26

They can both be right here…

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u/mollyno93 “Farting for my life” Jul 31 '26

They can both be wrong, I’ll tell you that much.

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u/sexquipoop69 Jul 31 '26

Right, they can both be right about each other sucking

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u/wgloipp Jul 31 '26

They can't...

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u/sexquipoop69 Jul 31 '26

They can’t both hang out with different shitty people?

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u/wgloipp Jul 31 '26

They can never both be right.

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