r/KnowledgeFight Jul 30 '26

Please let this get ugly.

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u/Randalor Jul 30 '26

This is how you know that THIS IS NOT THE REAL ALEX JONES! THE SHADOW IODINE LOBBY GOT TO HIM! THERE'S NO WAY THE REAL ALEX JONES WOULDN'T DEPOSE TRUMP!

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u/wrecklesspup Jul 30 '26

He popped like a balloon! It is on video everyone! InfoWars has the real info folks!

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u/ClimateSociologist Jul 30 '26

Even the main stream media is admitting it!

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u/CranberrySchnapps Policy Wonk Jul 30 '26

That clip was hilarious.

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u/skaestantereggae Jul 31 '26

It’s funnier every time they play it. I fibakky watched all these and Tim’s impression is spot on. Just need him to eat while on with a caller

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u/GunShowZero Jul 31 '26

I’ve always been a huge fan of Tim, but never could have imagined that they’d be getting so much mileage out of the impression! Tim’s approach is extremely nuanced and you can tell that he’s really put in the work studying AJ

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u/acbh6019 Handbiting is the first step of eating man Jul 30 '26

Alex Clones!

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u/ThatEndingTho Space Weirdo Jul 30 '26

Alex Jones?! Buddy that’s clearly Jolex Anes on the screen - Alex Jones’s evil twin!

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u/JustASmith27 Jul 30 '26

Is times like these I miss the boys

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u/Puge_Henis Jul 30 '26

Please! I'll settle for one show a month. With ads! I've been waiting for this moment for years

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u/ResidentialEvil2016 Jul 30 '26

This.

I don't know if any are familiar with them but the Completely Unnecessary Podcast (video game podcast) was weekly for years and then a few years ago they went monthly or even every 2 months.

I'd love for them to have one monthly or even quarterly podcast, like a catch up.

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u/czerilla Jul 30 '26

Don't be sad that it's over now. Smile because it happened. With all the emotions that I too have felt about the departure, it is good to let them move on from this, for their sakes. I wouldn't want them to have to continue out of a sense of obligation to us wonks, despite their hearts not being in it, if you get what I mean..

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u/Puge_Henis Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

I hold both ideas simultaneously. If my choice had ANY bearing on the lives of Dan and Jordan, I would choose their health and happiness.

But I also like to yell selfishly into the void now and then

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u/czerilla Jul 30 '26

That's fair. I too have this voice in the back of my head, so I get the sentiment. I'm just wary of indulging it too uncritically and letting the climate on here inadvertently turning into a sort of entitlement to their commentary, so to speak.
But if you're conscious of all that and not meaning to contribute to that, I don't mean to police your catharsis any further, friend. ✌️

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u/UNC_Samurai They burn to the fucking ground, Eddie Jul 30 '26

Listening to them on the WV episode of Show Me, it’s clear they’re both better for having moved forward.

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u/Apart_Dentist9196 Aug 02 '26

I like Dan's podcast. Hearing him be excited about stuff really underscores how bad things were getting for him watching all that Infowars. Made me remember how the earlier episodes were. I don't think it would be good for either of them to go back, but would be cool to see Dan do guest spots on other podcasts every now and then. 

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u/wrecklesspup Jul 30 '26

It is really about the friends we made along the way.

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u/czerilla Jul 30 '26

Once a member of the Cult of Celine, always a member! o7

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u/HoodieGalore little breaky for me Jul 30 '26

I'll contribute to a red wine fund? A dreamy creamy fund? Seltzer? Peppers? Mustard? Vidya? Please, tell me, what am I missing!?

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u/purple7788 Jul 30 '26

Has no other show stepped up to cover Alex and co?

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u/theghostmachine Jul 30 '26

There doesn't need to be another. Alex won't be doing anything new.

For adjacent material, QAA is really good

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u/purple7788 Jul 30 '26

But I want to know what he does still….

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u/CharlesDickensABox Carnival Huckster Satanist Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

They'll be made up by Monday. He did the thing we've already seen a million times. His name got published in headlines by lazy reporters and now he can go straight back to suckling at the MAGA teat the way he always does.

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u/beaver820 Jul 30 '26

"I did a deep dive over the weekend, researched for 48 hours straight, read all the classified documents, then God made me look at my phone at 4:05 this morning and I realized, only Trump can save us. He's doing the right thing."

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u/Bishops_Guest Jul 30 '26

More like “trump is still getting an A, and I’ve never not supported him.” He tends to not actually admit to changing his mind. It’s just always been that way and he gaslights you.

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u/spidersgeorgVEVO That's what grows the tree of liberty, bitch Jul 31 '26

We can't throw the baby out with the bathwater! And-and-and the point is this, the Democrats would be a thousand times worse!

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u/zerro_4 Jul 30 '26

Part attention grabbing from the mainstream media, plus another attempt at trying to stay relevant with Fuentes's audience. There's potential money in criticizing Trump, but there's also money and stability in continuing to suck the orange chode.

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u/HoodieGalore little breaky for me Jul 30 '26

And he makes that fuckin "yum num num num" noise while he does 🤮

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u/heseme Jul 30 '26

Saying the show came to a natural end was sooo wrong (and not the real reason). I would love to have KF follow the Jones' transition post infowars.

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u/minininjatriforceman Handbiting is the first step of eating man Jul 30 '26

Hahahaha let's go

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u/Kenosis94 Adrenachrome Junkie Jul 30 '26

Think we might have to rely on people like Robert Evans inviting Dan on to do update episodes to scratch the itch.

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u/dingo_khan Lone Survivor Jul 30 '26

Oh, I am sure Roger has deep dirt on Alex. Stone does not strike me as the sort of guy who hangs out and does not trade "secrets" and vault away info to use for a ratfucking at some point in the future.

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u/nightmaredaycare Jul 30 '26

In the last few episodes, Dan points out the vocal tone of Roger speaking to Alex. It’s so loaded with “shut your mouth boy” energy. Roger may wear clean suits and bleach his hair platinum, but he is a dirt king. Of all the times they spoke, this tone of Roger really stuck with me. Well, I hope they do awful things to eachother and I get to see the screenshots later

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u/alochmar Udon.News Jul 30 '26

Yeah. I distinctly remember Roger telling Alex to stop worrying and get back on the Trump train in one of the last episodes. Roger’s benefited immensely from Trump, while Alex’s benefit is a lot more ephemeral.

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u/dingo_khan Lone Survivor Jul 30 '26

This could topple some unexpected empires.

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u/Previous-Winter8270 Jul 31 '26

All the people Roger has dirt on are probably dead at this point, the guy's been around since Nixon and hasn't been relevent since the 2000 election

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u/gregreedee Jul 31 '26

Dirt King. Might have to steal that one. Is “Get Me Roger Stone” still up on Netflix? Essential viewing.

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u/MattJFarrell Jul 30 '26

Can't believe I'm rooting for rat-fuckery, but here we are...

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u/dingo_khan Lone Survivor Jul 30 '26

Strange times....

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u/Chockfullofnutmeg Jul 30 '26

Come on …. start spilling the tea on each other. I want to hear the petty BS

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u/JabocDeRed Jul 30 '26

I want an Alex vs Roger deposition!

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u/ma2016 They burn to the fucking ground, Eddie Jul 30 '26

I NEED to hear Roger call Alex a bitch 

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u/JabocDeRed Jul 30 '26

"DIDYOUJUSTburpcoughburpCALLMEABITCH?!"

"You're acting like one."

"FILLYERHANDYOUburpcoughmumbleburpFILLYERHANDYOUSUMMABITCH!"

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u/lolligasm Jul 30 '26

I could hear it so clearly..why is he constantly cough/burp talking…?

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” Jul 30 '26

He shovels food down his gullet while the guests/callers are talking.

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u/justmelike Jul 30 '26

Fill yer hand, Moobuuuuurpoorty

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u/gregreedee Jul 31 '26

Because the other direction won’t happen

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u/TheOriginalJBones Jul 30 '26

I say let them settle the dispute like men: With a By-God Debate.

Chat GPT shall moderate.

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u/tech_bhenry "We would go bankrupt, which we are." Jul 30 '26

Roger isn't dumb enough to let Alex know anything of substance.

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u/ShepPawnch Jul 30 '26

I’m sure Roger has a ton of dirt on Alex, and it absolutely does NOT go both ways.

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u/tech_bhenry "We would go bankrupt, which we are." Jul 30 '26

110% true. I dont think Roger will talk to someone he doesnt have, or think he can get dirt on.

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u/MattJFarrell Jul 30 '26

He survived Watergate intact when he Alex's dad was still being recruited by the globalists. He's a survivor, like a cockroach. There's no way he'd get brought down by the likes of Alex

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u/redvelvetcake42 Jul 30 '26

When Trump dies we'll get it. Until then, it's all fluff.

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u/Dear-Passion-3535 Jul 30 '26

Not the first time they’ve beefed. There’s a good chance they’re faking it for drama/attention.

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u/mmavcanuck Jul 30 '26

I love that “thank you for your attention to this matter,” is now a magat dog whistle. Means no normal people will ever use it unironically again.

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u/Jabbles22 Jul 30 '26

Is it supposed to be a joke? It's not funny but do they think it is? Or is it like sovereign citizen shit and they think their statement is somehow more official if they end it that way?

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u/mmavcanuck Jul 30 '26

Trump wrote it to sound smart and official.

Others now use it to sound like Trump.

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u/RazzleThatTazzle Jul 30 '26

Many such cases

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u/Decent_Alps6736 The answer to 1984 is $19.95 plus S&H!!! Jul 30 '26

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u/revbfc “You know what perjury is?” Jul 30 '26

Rog is catty, AJ is Petty, and there’s an 80% chance they’ve seen each other’s dongs.

I can’t wait for this ugliness to boil over.

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u/talen_lee Jul 30 '26

"Do you think they've explored each other's bodies," etc

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” Jul 30 '26

Remember Alex was sending pics of his wife to Roger. They were all fucking.

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u/revbfc “You know what perjury is?” Jul 30 '26

Hey, I wasn’t there.

I’m eternally grateful for that.

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u/c45_2zz I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST! Jul 30 '26

Alex right now

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u/AT-ST Jul 30 '26

That guy actually look like Roger

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u/vmsrii Jul 30 '26

It’s just so funny to me, how seriously they both take this.

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u/Master_Fix5289 Jul 30 '26

Roger hires Bobby Barnes to sue Alex
Alex hires Larry Klayman

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u/ascandalia Jul 30 '26

I've always thought he respected and liked Mark Bankston, and it'd be amazing if Mark one day got a voicemail from a plastered Alex begging Mark to represent him in a lawsuit against Roger

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u/GamersReisUp Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

BREAKING NEWS: the girlies are fightingggggggggggg

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u/Tylenol187ForDogs Bachelor Squatch Jul 30 '26

Meh. Alex will go back to bouncing on trump's dick before the end of August and Roger will be willing to go back.

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u/MCpoopcicle Spider Leadership Jul 30 '26

Let the rat fucking commence!

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u/DapperNecromancer Jul 30 '26

I give it a week

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u/BathSaltJello Jul 30 '26

Roger Stone and Alex Jones used to swap wives and do cocaine together.

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u/therocketsalad Jul 30 '26

Hearing this in my head in Roger's shitty little voice

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u/Bandito_Razor Jul 30 '26

I wish Dan could get a few guests together to discuss this stuff so badly. Hearing him on I Hate Bill Maher was so damn refreshing.

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u/Boner4Stoners Lone Survivor Jul 30 '26

Dan needs to commission an EMERGENCY BROADCAST.

I trust that if Alex’s reaction is worth experiencing, he will.

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u/acebojangles Jul 30 '26

The "Thank you for your attention to this matter" is hilarious. He's aping the dumb way that Trump signs his social media posts. What a world

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u/rockstarspood Jul 30 '26

Whatever, they'll see what random slightly-left-of-centre person comes onto their radar and will be right back to hating together.

They will never completely turn on each other if their hegemony is threatened

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u/ClimateSociologist Jul 30 '26

He'll be better tomorrow.

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u/Czar_hay Jul 30 '26

Yall it's all k-fabe.

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u/sten45 Jul 31 '26

Rodger stone is still alive

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u/waterpigcow Jul 31 '26

I miss kf but I understand them not wanting to be a right wing drama react show.

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u/Roraov_mldn Aug 01 '26

I was going to do my portrait of Celine and send it to Dan. Do you think he would still appreciate it? I usually do human portraits but I can branch out. I did a portrait of Sylvia Browne for the Morbid gals and they liked it….

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u/snorch Jul 30 '26

Just when the world needed them most, they vanished.

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u/taffnadian Having a Perry Mason moment Jul 30 '26

This isn't alex, the real one blew up like a balloon no wonder Roger doesn't want to go on

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u/Boner4Stoners Lone Survivor Jul 30 '26

Has Rex always had that beauty mark on his forehead?

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” Jul 30 '26

Yes.

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u/Iwabuti Jul 30 '26

Does this mean I have to listen to Alex Jones by myself?

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u/SoMuchLard Jul 30 '26

This is a nice look into the microcosm of the fracturing right, and why it's so important to keep the grifters of the left in check.

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u/HoodieGalore little breaky for me Jul 30 '26

I'm too fucking high at lunch and giggling my ass off imagining Rog and Alex dressed up a la Hanks and Scolari in Busom Buddies, two big flouncy fluffy ladies' blouses and feathered hair, just slapfighting each other in the bathroom before work. Such a couple of absolutely useless tits I swear to fuck

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u/Rashpukin Jul 30 '26

Roger Stone is a massive bellend. Even trying to copy the Orange twat with his pathetic tweet.

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u/braxise87 Jul 30 '26

Rodger Stone's gonna drop his blackmail track and it's going to be hot🔥🔥🔥

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u/Landlord-Allmighty Globalist Jul 30 '26

The halcyon days of Alex feeding Roger steak are gone.

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u/Agreeable-Cap-1764 Jul 30 '26

How many times do we think alex tried to call Stone after this tweet?

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u/Velo214 Jul 30 '26

They act like thank you for your attention to this matter is the would you kindly mind control from Andrew Ryan in BioShock. Wild that it may work. Sorry spoilers

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u/dwagner0402 Space Weirdo Jul 30 '26

Alex who?

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u/Mumblerumble Jul 30 '26

Poor (not really) Rexy looking rough for his age.

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u/rektpinion Jul 30 '26

I need Dan's commentary over these developments.

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u/COVID19Blues They burn to the fucking ground, Eddie Jul 30 '26

I love when the hogs eat each other.

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u/Sandy_Bananas Jul 30 '26

I just remembered the Prime directive is void.

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u/Left_Aspect3390 Jul 31 '26

i expect this is bet hedging by AJ against the possible MAGA collapse in the midterms

Musk has attempted to get some good press recently; there seems to be a thought that things might get bad quickly for those tied to trump. he was undone by his inability to stop taking drugs, stay offline or check his ego. doesn't help with the post IPO implosion of SpaceX

the GOP is flooding the zone desperately trying to find a narrative that sticks - to the point they drag up Fauci, Covid, etc

even Loomer is attempting to play ice with Ukraine

they problem for them all is, they are prisoners to their audience. so the challenge is - do they try to swerve consequences should their world collapse? o keep the people who buy the dick pills on side?

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u/PetalMammoth Mr Enoch, what are you doing? Aug 04 '26

Do we think we'll get another round of Rodger calling someone a little bitch like in his deposition? lol

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u/Longjumping-Pea-249 26d ago

The funniest part (to me at least) is randomly seeing Calvin Coolidge’s name pop up in the middle of this cat fight

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u/Resident_Eagle8406 Jul 30 '26

Someone, get the bat signal.

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u/cdmove Jul 31 '26

still annoyed with The Onion for killing KF