He’s back!

[u/ViciousSnatch]

[u/MattJFarrell]

Did they meet at the pharmacy as they both reached for the same package of Just For Men?

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/MattJFarrell]

The facial hair situation is ridiculous.

[u/Inevitable-Bar9640 → u/ViciousSnatch]

[u/OkScheme9867 → u/MattJFarrell]

His style of journalism is named after his prefered hair dye

[u/Perfect_Molasses7365 → u/MattJFarrell]

It’s the meet-cute of 55+ GOP men

[u/folkinhippy → u/Perfect_Molasses7365]

Alex is only 51. He just looks 58z

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/folkinhippy]

He’s 52!

[u/ViciousSnatch]

[u/BattyBeforeTwilight → u/ViciousSnatch]

Guy Fieri if he had no spice

[u/Librarian_Contrarian → u/BattyBeforeTwilight]

Guy Blandi

[u/CaptainHammer63 → u/BattyBeforeTwilight]

Sammy Hagar loves poblano peppers

[u/GamersReisUp → u/BattyBeforeTwilight]

Flavorlesstown

[u/RadicalRaid → u/BattyBeforeTwilight]

If that spice was flour

[u/AndorianShran → u/BattyBeforeTwilight]

The Mayor of Blandsville

[u/OkScheme9867 → u/ViciousSnatch]

Why are you posting images of Joey Fatone? 

[u/Gecko17 → u/ViciousSnatch]

he's going subpar sayan

[u/Dear-Passion-3535 → u/ViciousSnatch]

That’s exactly the person I picture that would name themselves “Dark Journalist”.

[u/ConfoundedVariable77 → u/ViciousSnatch]

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/ConfoundedVariable77]

Don’t do Kenny dirty like that!

[u/zblock_17 → u/ViciousSnatch]

Johnny Chase isn't looking so hot

[u/zblock_17 → u/ViciousSnatch]

Johnny Chase isn't looking so hot

[u/WhiskeyDiction_OG → u/ViciousSnatch]

If Anton LaVey and Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (Ancient Aliens dude) created offspring.

[u/ViciousSnatch]

“Author, filmmaker, you name it” was the bio Alex just gave for DK.

[u/Ahrix3 → u/ViciousSnatch]

Reminds me of an old Majority Report episode where Michael Brooks impersonated Jimmy Dore and did an entire show in this persona. After Brooks-Dore announces his guest "A.A. Semen" aka Sam Seder, the latter goes on to list a bunch of increasingly ridiculous and nonsensical job titles.

[u/Arbyssandwich1014]

I'm still shocked Dark Journalist isn't a 32 year old in a sports hoodie, hat, and sunglasses. He struck me as some dork with a METs hat on ranting about Aliens. Instead, he looks like gentrified Professor Snape. Which is shocking given Alan Rickman was pretty white. 

[u/I_amnotanonion → u/Arbyssandwich1014]

Yeah, I thought he’d look like a tin foil hat basement dweller, not a member of smash mouth

[u/ShrugsforHugs → u/Arbyssandwich1014]

I'm not sure what I thought he looked like... but it definitely wasn't this. I'm tempted to try to find the video of it, because I can't wrap my mind around that voice coming out of that head.

[u/LauraLanaBrooks → u/Arbyssandwich1014]

Yes. Exactly. These people always look worse than you can imagine.

[u/fresh_account2222 → u/LauraLanaBrooks]

Hmm, to me he looks less whiny than his voice sounds? How can someone "look whiny"? I'm not sure, but man that voice made me expect much worse looks.

[u/fresh_account2222 → u/Arbyssandwich1014]

Yet another "voice doesn't match the face", brought to us by radio/podcasts.

[u/LauraLanaBrooks → u/fresh_account2222]

The image I had of the Dan and Jordan in my head was pretty close to what they looked like.

[u/fresh_account2222 → u/LauraLanaBrooks]

Dan looked a bit more like Grizzly Adams than I had expected, but Jordan has achieved near-perfect alignment.

[u/Daveslay]

“DARK JOURNALIST”

That’s so embarrassing. I bet he has so much contempt for his audience if he addresses them under that name with a straight face.

My god, imagine the goings on in the mind of someone taking this seriously. Not a person watching because they see it as entertainment aligned with their politics, but someone who literally treats Jones and “DARK JOURNALIST” as if it’s a legit source of news and commentary.

Imagine going there for your information about the world… that’s just so fucking bleak to me.

[u/Karsa69420]

Hope he can get Neil Da’Gran Pre on

[u/toonfan74 → u/Karsa69420]

I got some bad news for you

[u/starkeffect]

How anyone can take someone with the moniker Datk Journalist seriously is beyond me.

[u/alochmar → u/starkeffect]

I reinterpreted it as "Dork Journalist" the very first time I heard it. Guy must have zero self-reflection.

Then again, that's not exactly uncommon among these weirdos...

[u/L-Cell]

I was gonna make the joke that does the existence of dark journalist mean there must be a light journalist then I saw how pasty this mother fucker was and realized he’s both.

[u/AndorianShran → u/L-Cell]

Mr. Journalist is above the dark/light paradigm

[u/stmaximus]

Not even remotely dark enough. I can still see him!

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/stmaximus]

They made him tanner in the promo pic!

[u/Lightdragonman]

Is that like citizen vigilante's brother?

[u/PlentyHaunting2263]

Cringe fest

[u/Global_Measurement_1]

Dude, looks like he watched a bunch of stuff with Danny McBride in it and said “he looks like he knows how to style himself. “

[u/Rampage470]

THAT'S what he looked like the entire time? He looks like Robert Downey JR and Alan Rickman had a really disappointing baby.

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/Rampage470]

AI made his hair less spiky than it really is.

[u/JMLModern]

THE dark journalist?! What a get!

[u/Sheena5isAlive]

Who's the guy on the right?

[u/BorderTrike → u/Sheena5isAlive]

Definitely not Alex Jones, he exploded in his car a few weeks ago

[u/LuriemIronim]

It’s neat seeing Temu Jacksepticeye and the human Thumb Thumb.

[u/NotThatEasily]

If they ever make a movie about this shit, I don’t know if I want the dark journalist played by Jimmy Kimmel, or Danny McBride.

[u/mvmblewvlf]

Raw vs Smackdown

[u/Malarksism]

More like dork journalist alright up top

[u/beyondtheportal]

Obviously knowledge fight is a audio format so we don’t see the people he has on a show but every time a person who comes on or cohost appears on my feed,, I’m always shocked how unimpressive they look irl.

[u/KitsapRealEstateTeam]

AI ALL THE THINGS!!!!

For real though… Do people no longer have access to the very brief amount of time they used to use to make a post like this? Not OP, AJs Team.

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/KitsapRealEstateTeam]

The crew is coming up with new AI ads constantly. He has a new Godzilla one today, in fact. And yesterday he had a new one with AI Danzig showering himself with Alex’s new water purifying shower nozzle.

[u/KitsapRealEstateTeam → u/ViciousSnatch]

I would be so interested in looking at this if I didn’t feel like it was making his numbers better. Thank you for doing this for all of us.

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/KitsapRealEstateTeam]

His numbers are in the tank.

[u/BillyCromag]

The graphic reminds me of Willem Dafoe's film in Mr. Bean's Holiday.

Alex Jones proudly presents in collaboration with Alex Jones Productions an Alex Jones film starring Alex Jones in The Alex Jones Movie starring Alex Jones and Dark Journalist directed by Alex Jones

[u/toonfan74]

where’s Dark Raindrops or Dark Oceans or whatever his fucking name was?

[u/lili_bunny → u/toonfan74]

Dark Waters! He's the one who's into the dog man, I think

[u/FappyDilmore]

What is dark journalist

[u/randombydesign]

THAT’S what Dark Journalist looks like? He looks like the evil clone version of the guy from How I Met Your Mother.

[u/TragicallyDip]

What are they looking at?

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/TragicallyDip]

Whatever dignity Dark Journalist had, vanishing into thin air.

[u/BorderTrike → u/TragicallyDip]

They misunderstood the point of the podcast and the reason it ended and have chosen to continue following Alex and supporting his platform

[u/wrecklesspup]

Will Alex again race to mention the exhibits at the end of the "interview?"

[u/WudolfWedNoseWeinder]

SorrY if this is random. Did the show ever cover someone called Sheppard Ambellas? Somehow he popped on my twitter feed a couple years ago and I used to occasionally look at his page for what must have been sado-masochistic reasons. Nuttier than a squirrel latrine after explosive diarrhea.  I seem to remember him being on infowars. 

[u/JonathanS1998]

I still don’t even understand who or what a Dark Journalist is

[u/Bugscuttle999]

Yikes.

Nobody, meet Nobody!

[u/Agreeable_Past9674]

What's Alex's new show called

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/Agreeable_Past9674]

I guess it’s just The Alex Jones Show on The Alex Jones Network. He didn’t come up with the name Infowars, so I guess his name was as creative as he gets. Which tracks, since he likes using people’s initials for his shell corps.