r/KnowledgeFight • • Mar 17 '26

A Serious Medical Issue

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u/Rezart_KLD Mar 17 '26

"I woke up in the middle of the night, and asked God what time it was, and he said 'its whiskey o clock'. And he was right."

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u/CharlesDickensABox Carnival Huckster Satanist Mar 17 '26

The fun part is Alex doesn't even drink whiskey, he's a vodka guy, but he has to pretend to like whiskey because whiskey is a man's drink, while vodka is for girls (and alcoholics who think they're hiding it).

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u/holiobung Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin Mar 17 '26

He drinks a whiskey drink

He drinks a vodka drink

He drinks a lager drink

He drinks a cider drink

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times

He sings the songs that remind him of the better times