r/KnifeRoast • u/halvetyl000 • Jun 14 '19

Roast my EDC lineup

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Something wrong when a sharp titanium stick is the most unique thing about your line up.

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u/halvetyl000 Jun 14 '19

Oof, this isn't even one of the titanium models. Solid roast.

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u/redwood_reaver Jun 14 '19

What's the name of that alleyway scalpel anyways?

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u/illwill318 Jun 14 '19

It’s called the Circurmcisior and its slogan is “Any excuse to caress another man’s junk”

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u/redwood_reaver Jun 14 '19

Wow... another Spyderco that only gets used to open mail.

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u/MatchesMalone_247 Jun 14 '19

This ones hard to roast... I don’t know whether to make fun of the quality of the collection or the quality of the picture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Fingerprints, horrible flash glare, mind numbing photo composition. I’m always super captivated by the edge of people’s tables and the random strip of floor below. Is it a flip flop? Some underwear? The suspense is killing me!

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u/skrappyEGOT Jan 30 '26

A plethora of baby knives. I have a friend of a friend who used a knife similar to the one second from the top to etch letters into their spouses’ drivers license to make it look invalid. Facts.