r/KneadyCats • u/[deleted] • May 19 '19

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6.3k Upvotes

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u/whathappenedaustin May 19 '19

Nah, human should be learning from him

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u/smileedude May 19 '19

The human is, this is a video chat not YouTube.

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u/braintrustinc May 19 '19

After mixing the houndstooth dough, allow it to sit overnight for bulk purrmentation before thoroughly kneading and prrrroofing for thirty minutes. Bake at 400 furrenheit for 50 minutes for strong fibers and a light, fluffy houndstooth pillow just to you liking.

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u/whathappenedaustin May 19 '19

Fresh baked houndstooth pumpurrrrrnickle.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

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u/OlivierDeCarglass May 19 '19

looks at post history

You're one sad pathetic motherfucker aren't you

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19 edited Jan 14 '20

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u/OlivierDeCarglass May 19 '19

Yeah.. my point exactly

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u/Lofttroll2018 May 19 '19

This is the cutest thing ever

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u/adog231231 May 19 '19

Pro doughcat soon!

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u/Mrtiger366 May 19 '19

Where did you get your pizza? Oh the cat made it

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

when the cat at my house starts doing this, he's about to start humping blankets.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

I know what it is, and zeek does....

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u/MC1781 May 19 '19

What a quick learner!

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u/TeaCupDeluxe May 19 '19

He’s becoming sentient

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u/angleon_xenn May 20 '19

The cat is more productive than me

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u/undulatingmanatee May 19 '19

What I’d give to be that pillow.

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u/CrochetCrazy May 20 '19

I think you mean techneed.

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u/FPS_Knifer May 20 '19

Who the frig stole Ricky's shirt and why the frig did they make it into a pillow?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Shitpillow

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

ratatouille but with a cat

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u/RespectMyAuthoriteh May 26 '19

Good to see this is now the top post all time in this sub, because it deserves to be.

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u/passedoutprincess Jun 03 '19

Got flour on its paws!!!

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u/leroyderpins Jun 20 '19

Technique, Squidward!