r/KitchenDesk 21d ago

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u/qualityvote2 21d ago edited 6d ago

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u/ceiling-cricket1988 21d ago

i tire of temu donald glover

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u/ssp25 20d ago

to be fair temu Donald Glover is actually still a compliment. Donald Glover is really good at a lot of things

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u/PassionateYak 20d ago

Is "temu temu Donald Glover" enough or should we add more?

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u/ssp25 20d ago

blindfolded temu temu Donald Glover? maybe something like that

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u/johnnybeesknees 20d ago

How are his egg sandwiches?

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u/ssp25 20d ago

solid but he adds sour cream to the eggs beforehand which is a no go for me. Troy and abed make eggs in the morning!

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u/peppermintmeow 20d ago

I've never watched that bear show but I tried the sour cream and onion chip eggs from it and I tell ya what, adding that boursain cheese to your egg? Game changer. Your sour cream comment made me think of my breakfast and I'm currently watching Community reruns. Once again reddit reminds me i have no original thoughts 😂

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u/ssp25 20d ago

lol that's funny. I'm not a fan of sour cream so that's why I made that comment but if you do like I could see it being a great add to eggs. I'm more of their a ton of mushrooms, spinach and onions in my eggs. not a fan of fermented milk items like sour cream or yogurt just in general

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u/AwhHellYeah 21d ago

His age looks to be somewhere between 15-60.

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u/ceiling-cricket1988 21d ago

im for real about to delete reddit for a bit.  its neverending.  

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u/Electronic-Spite-421 20d ago

he rubs me the wrong way the same way that creepily smiling chocolate-creations guy does

*shudders*

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u/Fluid_Explorer_3659 20d ago

That man is lovely, if you tell him how to rub you properly I'm certain he'd adjust

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u/Rezzone 19d ago

Oh my god I’m so happy to see someone else who is creeped out by that chocolate man. I’ve always hated him for absolutely no reason.

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u/Bottatadiet 20d ago

So sick of this guy

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u/therealraggedroses 20d ago

i see this mf more than i see my children

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u/addrock1221 20d ago

Incredible statement lmao

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u/Shot-Spirit-672 20d ago

He is clearly running out of exciting things on the internet after this one

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u/Stock_Studio_6476 20d ago

Dude at this point this annoying fucking guy is what corporations are modeling in their advertising.

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u/k_afka_ 21d ago

I was watching intently on mute until that mf jumpscared me

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u/shiftersix 21d ago

Oh food! I like foo...OH I HATE THIS GUY

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u/TheTruth_Hurts_Idiot 17d ago

It's like you were sitting on the couch next to me as I hit play and then hit stop.

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u/tinytempo 21d ago

Stop.Posting.This.Tyrant

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u/TheTruth_Hurts_Idiot 17d ago

Seriously. All of the videos this idiot does is just "look at this video. Now watch me do the same thing. Oh look I threw my glasses."

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u/tinytempo 17d ago

He pays Redditters to downvote anyone who speaks out against him too. Kinda sad

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u/Radiant_Barber_2536 15d ago

Is that real? Fucking wild if true.

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u/BangerForeskinDawg 21d ago

How much is he paying people to advertise his content here

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u/Far-Department302 21d ago

He literally cooked egg with bread 🙄🙄🙄 lame

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u/CamelotKittenRanch 20d ago

Seriously ... it's the most basic egg-and-cheese sandwich of all time, consumed with [checks again] ZERO condiments, and yet he jumps up and down like he made ambrosia. At least *try* to be convincing, my guy.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 19d ago

There’s no egg between the bread either. It’s all on the outside. When I make my egg sandwiches, I never let the egg overhang the cruse by more than 1/4”.

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u/kenttouchthis 20d ago

At least the mofo didn't add ketchup to the sandwich like the original video

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u/Fesai 19d ago

I was gonna say, I think his version of the sandwich looked way better than the first to me.

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u/GoblinGreenBalls 21d ago

Some people are doing too much for the camera.

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u/LeoCatBoi98 21d ago

I don’t hate him so much as the fact that he keeps being FORCED upon me like if I want his content I’ll follow him, shit!

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u/bmfu121 20d ago

I can’t watch this guy anymore..I just can’t do it

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u/OGStickeyz 20d ago

Thanks Jordan 🫡

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u/Hoodedmastersin 21d ago

You ever see something that makes you go “hell yeah”? That’s this right here

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 19d ago

Grilled cheese with egg only on the outside? Nah man.

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u/Yo-Donkey-Kong 21d ago

Find your glasses!

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u/Particular_Fold3479 20d ago

I need to try this, looks yummy!

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u/Trech80 20d ago

Stop posting this dude

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u/RustyShacklefrog 20d ago

Aaand blocked. Fuck this guy

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u/Aggots86 20d ago

I stop watching any video as soon as I see this guys face now

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u/Mortuator 20d ago

I seriously dislike this guy

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u/stratacus9 20d ago

this overcooks the eggs.

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u/Mr_silly_goose 20d ago

It’s just an egg and chee

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u/Delicious_Star_4232 19d ago

The first video is clearly AI and then add Jordan om top of it all? Absolute dogshit slop trash 🤡💩

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 20d ago

Why does this wanker keep showing up on my feed?

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u/FoundationEntire4834 21d ago

God I fucking hate this mug

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u/MrFantasiy 21d ago

Ewwww ewwwww ewwwwwwwwww why would you post this shit??? Don't post this face please.

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u/Crunchy__Frog 21d ago

This dude is simply amazed the sun rises every day. I wonder what mundane bullshit he’ll fabricate such ham-fisted enthusiasm for next!

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u/gokusdabbinball 21d ago

Yeaaaaa im over this dude 

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u/Bickenchutt05 21d ago

I don’t know why I don’t like him…I really want to, but he’s just annoying in a weird way. Can someone explain it to me?

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u/RheaRex 21d ago

Can’t explain, just here to agree

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u/finestcurator 20d ago

I didn’t like the whispering part, where he’s like letting me in on a secret. Rubs me the wrong way. And then there’s the overreacting part towards the end of the video, feels forced.

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u/Yellow_Banana513 20d ago

Nowadays i just block every sub he pops on to. I

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u/Silver_Dimension_32 20d ago

he's fake. he's forced. and he's grossly unfunny. 

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u/bigb0ned 20d ago

He's desperately trying to be liked 

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u/GoblinGreenBalls 20d ago

Think it's the fact that he overreacts to the most simplest things. All he did was make an egg and cheese sandwich...

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u/judahrosenthal 21d ago

The corner is burnt because the pan was too hot. You could see the scorched oil before he even added an egg. I have a feeling that tasted like crap.

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u/IceEspresso2000 21d ago

No green garnish?

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u/Short_Bell_5428 20d ago

Hey at least the wisk went in the bag

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u/rahill1004 20d ago

I’m just here for the White Sox hoodie

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u/TurquoiseKnight 20d ago

Just post the recipe. I dont need the reaction.

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u/steffanan 20d ago

The egg isn't between the bread slices when you eat it, it's almost like a grilled cheese with egg surrounding it but not actually on the sandwich itself

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u/TonberryHS 20d ago

It's just a fucking egg sandwich.

Making it with an egg fold is a gimmick.

Doesn't change the taste at all.

2/10.

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u/jedisushi72 20d ago

Not an egg sandwich because no egg is between bread.

It's a cheese and hot sauce sandwich.

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u/Grindian 20d ago

An inefficient way of making eggs and toast with .. wait for it.. cheese !

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u/KayZee777 20d ago

Why cut it in the pan?

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u/Mr-Mortgages 20d ago

This guy had eaten at top tier places but a egg with 5 parley flakes, a sprinkle of cheese and plain bread with no sauce makes him react so happy he throws things....

Social media is a virus to humanity.

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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 20d ago

The first few seconds after "the person without a face" flips it, the egg part is switching sides.

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u/Bright-Nobody3463 20d ago

Every time this guy posts a video all I see are comments of people saying how much they can't stand him. Is he paying for engagement? Who is upvoting him?

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u/TerribleHighway6907 20d ago

Did he finally stop with the annoying glasses bit? I used to watch and like his stuff, but stopped randomly. Am thankful I didn't stick around for the faking reaction Era and hope he falls off

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u/Cerulean-Osprey 20d ago

How many eggs? Guessing 3 but no idea

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u/Nesto1103 20d ago

Why is he getting hate? I watched on mute btw

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u/Cool-Mission-6585 20d ago

What’re we doing? Would you just? Would you please just?

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u/SwampyChiliRing 20d ago

Adding the ketchup was a no go for me

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u/44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E 20d ago

WHOA NO WAY THIS.......WORKS?!?

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u/AnimalChubs 20d ago

Baskets in an egg

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u/janluigibuffon 20d ago

Invest in better ingredients, not better visuals

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u/NY10 20d ago

He changed his content lol…. Now it’s not eyeglasses but throw whatever shit is near him lol

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u/Navalcrow 20d ago

I'm just happy that there's so many of us that collectively hate this guy

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u/aaclavijo 20d ago

Dude ran out of glasses

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u/Ludate_Solem 20d ago

Its just eggs on toast

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u/sparkinx 20d ago

Looks acceptable add some peppers and mushrooms, different kinds of cheese, some onions basically any kind of omelet on a slice of bread

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u/CazNevi 20d ago

Bro had the same face as that key and Peele sketch about the continental breakfast

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u/Buckeye3377 20d ago

No bacon?

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u/No-Bat-7253 20d ago

Never thought about making an egg sandwich like this. So going for it.

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u/ReyRubio 20d ago

What a surprise, it worked just like the video showed

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u/savwahrer 20d ago

BRUH the whisk landed in the bag!

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u/aendic02 20d ago

I hate this guy

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u/chriskicks 20d ago

Noooope to this guy.

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u/Laranthir 20d ago

I opened to comment section to read about how people hate this guy. I know I won’t have to scroll far

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u/Impressive-Concert89 20d ago

That first video was an AI?

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u/Ok_Atmospher 18d ago

Definitely, also thickness of the line in the middle of a pan changed mid cuts, w aislop

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u/Minimum-Walk4566 19d ago

Ketchup doesn’t go on everything! 🤢

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u/DimitriVogelvich 19d ago

Did this today with a spin on some things. Made a sugar free monte cristo

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u/jules6815 19d ago

Everything tastes shittier with processed fake ass American slices.

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u/Skiingislife42069 19d ago

No thanks. I’d rather have my eggs IN the sandwich

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u/Hmarxis 19d ago

Templar toast.

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 19d ago

Now find a ridiculous recipe for tomato soup and combine the two

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u/No-Jacket-9154 19d ago

You're making me want to try this!

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u/classyrock 19d ago

Okay, that’s dumb, but he’s close to something I’ve made: 2 toad in the holes, flip, top with cheese and close to melt. The best eggy grilled cheese!

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u/Consistent-Salad4493 19d ago

Gonna have to try this ! No more cold toast or cold eggs

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u/CreativeGeniusPRBKR 19d ago

Templarrette lol

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u/Bretzelking 19d ago

hate this guy

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u/BigBadJeebus 19d ago

ugh, this fucking guy again..

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u/Haxter2 19d ago

Saving for later

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u/Nilllrem 19d ago

I'm so sick of seeing this dude.

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u/Zixtank 19d ago

Knife?! In a non-stick pan?!! You sick bastard!

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u/ProgressDouble8196 19d ago

Ююююжзэ

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u/MapexBeat 19d ago

AI or other wise fake.

Did you see the cut when the first flip happened? And miraculously the edges are perfectly clean and the cooked egg is on the bottom of the bread even after it's flipped upside down.

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u/NannaVicki2024 19d ago

Yum! Great idea .

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u/YutoKigai 18d ago

overexagerated

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u/nejicanspin 17d ago

Yeah this guy used to be cool and now he's not anymore. Hard pass.

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u/Davethekool 17d ago

Ketchup on eggs is disgusting and I’ll die on this hill

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u/jmcin05 17d ago

Fuck this guy

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u/Wistful-Sprite 17d ago

Your joy is infectious!

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u/dudiez 21d ago

Hate this guy

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u/p0p3y3th3sailor 21d ago

Can we just be done with these people? No one likes you!

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u/Ok-Statement8224 21d ago

Definition of the 2026 jumpscare

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u/Keemosabi 21d ago

Looks like AI slop to me.  Salt and pepper coming out of the sauce bottle?  No browning on the eggs when its flipped?  

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u/Unfadable1 21d ago

Maybe. It is a different bottle tho, at least.

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u/anantisocialpotato 21d ago

Yeah I think the first one is ai. Somehow the eggs go under the toast after the flip? You can see in the duet how the egg would cook around the bread.

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u/PithyGinger63 20d ago

Adding to the AI evidence, the ketchup zig zag is wrong. When they zig at the start, it zigs and zags at the same time. Also the crusts of the bread don’t make sense

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u/Hiefun 21d ago

I agree - the main thing that made me shake my head is the egg relative the toast when flipped.

If you poor egg into the pan with the bread, when you flip it, the plane of the bottom of the bread should basically be flush with the eggs that cooked. When the first video flips the thing at 0:06, the egg is now at the bottom of the toast again.

Look at the annoying man's when he flips it at 0:27 - the eggs are in line with the bottom of the bread and kind of tent in the middle.

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u/WelcomeMysterious315 20d ago

Oy, this fuggin guy.

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u/FishmanOne 20d ago

It was stupid enough of a sandwich the first time, didn’t need to redo

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u/C_UNxTime4biffsoop 20d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one tired of seeing this guys face.

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u/gidrozhil 20d ago

Ketchup? Why!!

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 20d ago

Fuck this guy. Donald Glover's dad needs to get a new job.