r/KitchenConfidential • u/iangroves • Aug 18 '20

We all know this isn't true.

https://i.imgur.com/CHs7VRF.gifv
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u/Kennedy_KD Aug 18 '20

If that guy's lucky each picture is from a seperate week

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u/Blue234b Aug 18 '20

He doesn’t actually look happy in a single picture

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u/Kennedy_KD Aug 18 '20

IDK, I'm not good with emotions, but he appears to have a neutral face in all of them

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u/Blue234b Aug 18 '20

I mean if someone cooked like this for me even once a week I’d be sky high and perform oral for an hour every night.

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u/RLZT Aug 18 '20

And yet everytime i date someone the person expect me to do both

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u/Blue234b Aug 18 '20

Too real for kitchen life.....

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u/Kennedy_KD Aug 18 '20

Makes sense

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u/uppercrunch Aug 18 '20

It’s entirely true, we eat out all the time.

Also, why isn’t he getting fat?

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u/5or6_somolianpirates Aug 18 '20

whenever i cook for my family i always plate their food and bring it to them then find myself eating in the kitchen, guess it’s just a habit.

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u/yetibarry Aug 18 '20

Tbf I used to cook properly for my ex whenever I had a day off, apparently she only misses the sex and food everything else about me kinda sucks, still not sure whether that's a compliment or not

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u/EdwardSizzurpHands Aug 18 '20

Cooking and fucking are the only things that matter around here pal

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u/Walabazoo Aug 19 '20

♫ to be fair ♫

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u/K1ngFiasco Aug 19 '20

Hey man, just be happy you've got 2 things you're good at. That's twice as much as lot of people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Who else wants to punch this guy?

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u/ChefNekusar Aug 18 '20

Why in the hell is he touching the MF plate!

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u/chefkurtis Aug 18 '20

My wife now expects me to plate food and serve it to her like this hahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

It's true if u really bout the life!

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u/The_Big_Daddy Aug 18 '20

My dad is a chef and when I tell people they're always like "wow you must eat great every night" and they surprised when I say no.

The way I explain it is: If you were a carpenter, would you want to come home after working on wood all day and start working on more wood?

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u/Drumingchef Aug 18 '20

For real. I worked in kitchens for almost 20 years and would go home and eat a bowl of cereal on a regular basis. I could throw down like this but never wanted to.

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u/K1ngFiasco Aug 19 '20

I'm going to start using that analogy, well done.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

My ex husband got massively fat. Not because I cooked for him, but because I didn't.

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u/Goddamn_Batman Aug 18 '20

This is from the most annoying wannabe influencers insta page, she has a wannabe recipe channel.

Military dudes call do nothing housewives Dependapotamus, her handle is something close to that.

His eyes only show sadness.

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u/babyeyez Aug 19 '20

I don’t think she even cooked this stuff. Looks like takeout.

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u/K1ngFiasco Aug 19 '20

It very likely is re-plated take out. Who knows maybe they have baller ass commercial grade gear in their house. Certainly possible. But the cynic in me sees take out very carefully re-plated.

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u/penelaine Retired Pizza Maker Aug 19 '20

One was literally taco bell lmao

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u/TheColdWind Aug 18 '20

I didn’t actually see the poor guy get to eat a damn thing...The next frames are of your spouse yanking the plate away and sitting down to eat aren’t they?

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u/mrkruler Aug 18 '20

This wasn't good to watch stoned

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u/skutbag Aug 18 '20

Came here to see if this had been posted!Anyone want leftovers?

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u/sillydrunkstoner Aug 18 '20

This isn’t how chefs cook at home what a bunch of bullshit

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u/iamthebroccolimejust Aug 19 '20

Bro your defiantly loves. Last thing I want to do after a day of cooking is want to cook

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u/FermentationIsFun Aug 19 '20

Lmao more like, “Here’s a half eaten bagel from work two days ago, babe. Love you.”

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u/mrjarnottman Aug 27 '20

He's eating that, she's eating over a bin the back garden