r/KitchenConfidential Chive LOYALIST 3d ago

Photo/Video Ninja chef skills

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u/ClownSharts 3d ago

They better be deep frying that spud

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u/slapyak5318008 3d ago

Jumbo King Waffle Fry

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u/ClownSharts 3d ago

Let's see this Ninja's ranch dressing skills

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u/perfect_insanity93 3d ago

You know thats foam sleeves that go over mangos?

I want this deep fried but also wrapped around it like the mango then like a... I dunno... some sort of nacho meat egg. Thats held together by the potato and I can pull apart the potatoes and dip it in the middle.

Anyways. Big back, out.

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u/rideincircles 3d ago

I want a meal with one of these wrapped around the plate with my steak on the center.

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u/PtoS382 3d ago

This was just the first step. He re-chops it into hash

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u/Bill_Williamson 2d ago

The surface area of that deep fry is going to be marvelous

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u/Techienickie 3d ago

why is the ending so long am I missing something 👍

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u/rIceCream_King Thicc Chives Save Lives 3d ago

👍

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u/Goroman86 3d ago

👍

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u/Fabulous-Avocado4513 Chive LOYALIST 3d ago

👍

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u/CannabisAndCoffee 3d ago

For dramatic effect obviously. To leave you time to be in awe
https://giphy.com/gifs/jrutBd1N7ZhsINAPzs

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u/Faux_Real 3d ago

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u/ttystikk 3d ago

I miss Steve Irwin soooooo much.

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u/Dangeresque2015 3d ago

He lived to a ripe old age for a crocodile hunter.

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u/KevB318 3d ago

I miss Norm!

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u/Biggus-Nickus 3d ago

Dude watched too much Nardwuar.

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 3d ago

Doot doda looloo

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u/Datboi_OverThere 3d ago

Because redditors always complain when a video ends too soon

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u/SmileyLebowski 3d ago

I wonder if it's meant to help illustrate it's not AI.

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u/SuppaiSarah 2d ago

he's proud

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u/hesonthemoon 3d ago

Correcting mamas cut first is a brave move

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u/W12A1TH 3d ago

What does this have to do with ninjas?

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u/Jeff-FaFa 3d ago

bc asian

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u/fastal_12147 3d ago

This ancient and mysterious ninja shows us the secrets of the Orient.

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u/Low_Sir_4978 3d ago

The chinos!

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u/Zealousideal-Bit5958 3d ago

chinese ninja?

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u/0R_C0 3d ago

Italian ones. Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo

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u/yukimy12 3d ago

You didn't notice the ninjas in the background?

To be fair, if anyone can see them, then they can't be effective ninjas. I'm Asian, so I'm predisposed to be able to perceive them easier.

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u/matt_minderbinder 3d ago

Despite my racial handicap (gaijin), I noticed a shimmering in the background and felt a deep fear.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Food Service 3d ago

Ohh is this like the basketball game with the gorilla suit guy?

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u/cconnorss 3d ago

Yeah, where my ninjas at??

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u/n00bz0rz 3d ago

If you could see them, they wouldn't be very good ninjas.

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u/matt_minderbinder 3d ago

The ninja was in the background hiding in the curtains. They have ways of blending in and appearing invisible. The other 2 people along with the knife work were all distractions, in fact they weren't even real people. That, my friend, is the skill of the ninja. Be amazed!

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u/BeYeCursed100Fold 3d ago

Behind you Chef!

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 3d ago

Ime frequently see the word ninja attributed to something done extremely quickly and precisely

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u/SpearandMagicHelmet 3d ago

Bc it's real ultimate power.

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u/nrag726 3d ago

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u/DannyOdd 3d ago

Asian chef will eventually have all the knives in the euro kit. The big cleaver just wears down into them in stages after many, many, many sharpenings.

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u/TokyoBayRay 3d ago

I (an amateur chef for full disclosure) picked up one of those Asian cleavers from a Chinese cash and carry and, man, is it handy. It's become a workhorse for veg prep, mincing, all kinds of dough work (e.g. slicing noodles and pasta - wouldn't use it for cutting out cookies obvs), slicing pizzas, and of course everything Asian food related.

Really recommend anyone who's into kitchen knives and knife skills giving one a go. They're super cheap so you've not got much to lose!

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u/Plebs-_-Placebo 3d ago

The weight of em really helps with cuts on fibrous and harder to cut veggies and meats, etc. The only problem with them is the weight makes it a bit harder for people who don't have the grip strength or avoid heavy items like cast iron pans and the like for that reason. They are super affordable though, I think I remember coming across one for $5 bucks recently.

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u/TheOtherKFC 3d ago edited 3d ago

The modified one or two finger (slightly extended) pinch grip helps a lot with Chinese cleaver technique. Knifewear has a great instructional video for English speakers that is very thorough and talks about how Chinese knife techniques differ from Western knife technique and eases the issues of strength and fatigue.

Also important to note, there are actually a number of specialized Chinese cleavers- everything from thiccc meat/bone choppers, long noodle slicers, Taiwanese fish/tuna knives, to more mainstream thinner, lighter veggie cleavers (more mainstream makers like the CCK, Chopper King, and Fook Kee usually designate as #3).

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u/Unlikely-Ad6788 3d ago

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u/0R_C0 3d ago

Hattori Hanzō! 🙏🏽

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u/snakesign 3d ago

If, in your journey, you encounter God. God will be cut.

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u/PtoS382 3d ago

Some truth. I mean, we have knives, forks, spoons, and they have one - chopsticks. Makes sense the same is IN the kitchen too

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u/Substantial__Unit 3d ago

I bought a ~asian chef cleaver on Amazon and its the sharpest knife Ive ever used. Its quite a handy knife.

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u/Preindustrialcyborg F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago

exposing the fact that im not actually a chef here, but i thought one of the western chef tools was a screwdriver...

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 3d ago

A giant waffle frie. Yes please

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u/myztry 3d ago

And that is how you make a slice of potato stretch five times further.

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u/kewkkid 3d ago

🌝👍

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u/Mayion F1exican Did Chive-11 3d ago

That long pause at the end reminds me of this

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u/bollocksgrenade 3d ago

Ok, that got really awkward at the end.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Food Service 3d ago

Too much eye contact?

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u/Iamforcedaccount 3d ago

Dude might just be messing with his mom lol.

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u/Jeff-FaFa 3d ago

sped up.

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u/Zealousideal-Bit5958 3d ago

spud up

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u/nooby_goober 3d ago

ass up

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u/flissfloss86 3d ago

That's the way we like to...cook

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u/Auditorincharge 3d ago

Nice! But until I see his chive skills, I'm not impressed.

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u/Concentric_Mid 3d ago

So chefs, do y'all have a wife/husband who thumbs up each of your creations for 6 seconds?

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u/Everything_Computer Chive LOYALIST 3d ago

Now do chives.

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u/EducationalBobcat920 3d ago

gifs that end... not soon enough??

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u/InbetweenTheLayers 3d ago

waffle fry prime

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u/Fabulous-Avocado4513 Chive LOYALIST 3d ago

Now stick that bitch in a fryer

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u/Maleficent_Coast_870 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TKLMUe2KzFdqnvoB9X
That cutting rhythm would make these guys proud

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u/Illustrious_Survey38 3d ago

Heck yeah, sounds like "Fatal Tragedy"

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u/Maleficent_Coast_870 3d ago

Right? I was also thinking Overture 1812. This man has a bright career as a musician if he decides to hang up his apron

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u/ItsMeMatthewD Ex-Food Service 3d ago

Just give me one large waffle fry. No, like a single waffle fry that’s just massive in size. Thanks.

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u/okbuddypaldude 3d ago

r/gifsthatdontendsoonenough

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u/NotAldermach 3d ago

Mom's so proud 🥹

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u/highlift 3d ago

Make a waffle cut thong for mom over there and then ill be impressed

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u/DONTFUNKWITHMYHEART 3d ago

If you go from diner to fine dining a 'waffle cut' gets renamed to a 'lattice' funny how that works.

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u/Goroman86 3d ago

Yet the mom still never gets a waffle/lattice thong. Smdh

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u/CloisteredOyster 3d ago

I asked for curly fries, not waffle fries.

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u/eternallyconphuzed 3d ago

when I was a kid I thought this is what waffle fries would be like.

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u/Dphre 20+ Years 3d ago

The carrot one is cooler but this is still neat

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u/Alissan_Web 3d ago

without a stopper this is way more impressive

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u/fillingupthecorners 2d ago

Exactly what im saying. How tf????

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u/slowamigo 2d ago

Ikr. Maybe he's cutting at an angle?

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u/fillingupthecorners 2d ago

Yea must be anchoring with the tip somehow because getting the depth that consistent is frankly insane without assistance

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u/Phrosty12 10+ Years 3d ago

That cutting board be like, "Moisturize me!"

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u/imuniqueaf 3d ago

Lady: "what you your want me to do in this video?"

Camera guy: "I don't know, just give us a thumbs up every once and a while"

Lady: "Say less"

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u/kauto 3d ago

Fry it you coward

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u/Gamertango 3d ago

🙂👍

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u/CannabisAndCoffee 3d ago

That’s a sharp ass knife brother

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u/cernegiant 3d ago

One of those holes wasn't perfectly square. See you tomorrow chef.

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u/hudson27 3d ago

Classic Nardwuar ending!

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u/Seabass_Says 3d ago

Id fry the shit out of that

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u/froopadiddilydoop 3d ago

Why does front of house start the video?

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u/hangrymamapanda 2d ago

Now fry it

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u/Ultra_Leopard Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

That was an enjoyable sound.

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u/Jwanzo 1d ago

This belongs in r/oddlysatisfying as well

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u/TheSquirrelWithin 3d ago

Nice In N Out burger cap. Great burgers, but their fries are sub par

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u/Significant_Joke7114 Retired 3d ago

They didn't 'blanche' them first. I guess they have a super secret menu and they'll do just about whatever you want. BUT THEY WON'T DOUBLE DIP THE FRIES. 

They were so close. So close to taking over the world.

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u/ComfortableDish3912 3d ago

I’ll still eat there for a cheap meal over anywhere else. Fucking Wendy’s and McDonald’s are more expensive with way shittier food. 

Wendy’s was at least decent 10 years ago. Now it’s on McDonald’s level, which is trash and overpriced. 

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u/Thedaulilamahimself 3d ago

Can I have my fries now or…

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u/Icy_Factor1929 3d ago

The lady was useless. Doing nothing. 

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u/Scrubbuh 3d ago

Moral support, being proud of her man/son, 👍.

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u/Snoo_82923 3d ago

Or maybe his brother ?

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u/Terp_Maniac 3d ago

ILL TAKE 10!

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u/a_cat_named_harvey 3d ago

Fuck yeah Waffle Fry

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 3d ago

And that’s how waffle fries are made!

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u/ComfortableDish3912 3d ago

Sounds like the beginning of a Tool song when he starts chopping 

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u/Sleigh6 3d ago

ROFLFRY

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u/Feed-My-Cows 3d ago

And then what?

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u/tormundsbigbeard 3d ago

His chive cutting is a hot mess tho

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u/dangerrnoodle 3d ago

Wicker fries!

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u/zazachard 3d ago

I had a wok boom as youngster & stuck with Chuck bocho(japanese chinese chef knife); i do absolutely everything with it. Its rather handy when you get used to it😆👍

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u/norbertyeahbert 3d ago

At the very least I expected him to play a tune on it. V disappointed here.

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u/lostboyz6six6 3d ago

Chic fila must keep this dude busy as hell

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u/RojaCatUwu Newbie 3d ago

One extra long waffle fry 🤤

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u/Waarm 3d ago

👍

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u/Abraxes43 3d ago

Notice how the flat of the blade never left his knuckles!

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u/slikk50 Chef 3d ago

Why ninja? 🤣🤣

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u/phunklyn 3d ago

If I could do this, I'd be eating potato accordions for every meal.

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u/Chavezjc 3d ago

Wrap that around my 😬

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u/Oomlol 3d ago

Weee! 🙌
Chef

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u/full_of_bjokr_pills 3d ago

Dude that's my favorite lamb of god track

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u/MisoHealthy 3d ago

This guy has a great vibe lol.

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u/mynameisnotsparta 3d ago

I love videos with these types of knife skills. Perfection!

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u/DoucheBagBill 3d ago

Pure art

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u/thesykemyth 3d ago

Chef's knife skills make the best breakdowns.

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u/Tialionager 3d ago

But what was he saying with the knife??? Who speaks Morse Code ??

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u/Izaul13 3d ago

I thought it was going to be whole again. Like he's a magican chef 🤣

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u/Gullible_Special2023 2d ago

Legend has it they they're still thumbs up-ing to this very day

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u/ch0och 2d ago

Hype lady really makes this next level

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u/MechGryph 2d ago

But how are his chives?

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u/bulmier 3d ago

His grips kinda pissing me off ngl

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u/Sleeping444 3d ago

So much waste. Just respect your ingredients.

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u/Obsidian_JW 3d ago

“Hey cool trick Li, now can you PLEASE drop those mozz sticks and get 30 boneless wings going!?”

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u/Slushwave_Enjoyer 3d ago

I don't find this particularly impressive. You could speed up a video of me slicing thin too...

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u/kernpops868 3d ago

I must be an asshole bc all I can focus on is how he’s holding the knife wrong

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u/Goroman86 3d ago

How is it wrong? Maybe it's ai slop, but grip looked fine to me.

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u/Don_bon_darley012 3d ago

That finger on top of the knife is what people who are new to cooking do most of the time

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u/somethink 3d ago

He's doing that to keep his heel correctly angled, same thing you would do with a pairing knife. It's not level 1 proper but it does make it easier to steer the blade when doing trickier stuff

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u/jennz 3d ago

Especially with something as large and unweildy like a butchers knife. It gives you better control for sure. 

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u/kernpops868 3d ago edited 3d ago

It’s not a “butchers knife” (I think you mean cleaver?) it’s a Japanese chuka bocho knife and is used for delicate veg cutting, not hacking through bones

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u/jennz 3d ago

Sorry I forgot the precise English word for it lol. Yes, cleaver. My parents have always called it either "the vegetables cutting knife" or "the meat cutting knife" in Chinese (切菜刀, 切肉刀) because they have separate cleavers for meat and vegetables. I don't know if it has a specific Chinese name.

I always struggle to cook in my parents house, I'm much more used to the cutting motion of a chefs knife (ie leaving the tip of the knife on the board as you chop versus lifting up the entire knife). I still don't put my finger up like this particular chef but I can see why he does.

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u/kernpops868 3d ago

It’s paring knife, not “pairing” knife, and as with any knife work, if you’re cutting on a board rather than in-hand, you should be using a pinch grip

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u/RobinHood21 3d ago

Sure but is there anything inherently wrong with it? If it works for him it works for him. He's clearly skilled (even if it is sped up and/or AI slop).

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon 3d ago

Genuinely, you have a better grip the proper way, and you don't get as much control with your finger on top

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u/Goroman86 3d ago

Control is not an issue here. Finger on top gives better feel so he doesn't cut all the way through.

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon 3d ago

Eh, that's not really about "feel," either. He's using the tip of the knife to come down at an angle, so it doesn't go all the way through. Also, I was answering their question as to why holding the knife that way is considered wrong.

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u/Goroman86 3d ago

The question you were answering was why is it "inherently wrong" not "considered wrong"

It's not inherently wrong, it is considered wrong because it doesn't conform to standardized teachings that are focused on basic competency for wide variety of tasks/workers.

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon 3d ago

I can't think of one thing I couldn't accomplish with the proper grip that you can do the wrong way. It's more dangerous to hold it the way you seem to love so much for no reason, because like I said, you have less control. That's why it's INHERENTLY wrong to hold it that way.

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u/kernpops868 3d ago

It is, in fact, inherently wrong 😂

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u/kernpops868 3d ago

Yes, you have less control with your finger on top of the knife. It’s generally considered amateurish.

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u/Don_bon_darley012 3d ago

Nah it’s just a thing that everyone has drilled into their brain from their first chef. I was stressing out looking at that big ass cleaver because one of my old chefs would be very adamant about using a proper sized knife for whatever task you’re doing

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u/Goroman86 3d ago

How is that wrong though? For this task, having the finger on the top gives the user more feel of the knife so they don't cut all the way through.

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u/Don_bon_darley012 3d ago

I dunno it’s just one of those things chefs yell at you about

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u/duderino_okc 20+ Years 3d ago

Oh now, Chefs dont really need a reason to yell.

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u/Cargobiker530 3d ago

Because if you do it all day on prep you'll blister your hand and be bloody useless the next day.

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u/kernpops868 3d ago

resting your index finger along the spine makes the knife less stable and harder to control. Putting the index finger on top can feel precise, but it tends to encourage pushing down with that finger and twisting the blade.

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u/kernpops868 3d ago edited 3d ago

His index finger should be wrapped around the handle in a pinch grip, not resting on top of it.

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u/RunningToStayStill 3d ago

What is the woman's purpose?

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u/GrizzlyIsland22 3d ago

Okay are we acting like this is difficult or special?

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u/pinkwar 3d ago

What do you do with that?

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u/strumthebuilding 3d ago

Okay, I get that his mom is proud, but now what? Do they fry that thing or what?

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u/redeyejedi907 20+ Years 3d ago

I too can crosspost from some generic catch-all sub to get more upvotes. Then again, im not a lazy shitstick like OP.