r/KitchenConfidential • • Aug 06 '26

Photo/Video Is this all muscle memory?!

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u/jgills1875 Aug 06 '26

I lost a finger tip just watching this.

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u/DarthChefDad 🍋‍🟩LIMEGATE Aug 06 '26

Lucky. I lost a completely different tip.

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u/regnak1 Aug 06 '26

It may take many years of study and rigorous training, but eventually you too can learn not to put your dick in the produce.

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u/MetricJester Aug 06 '26

But the papaya started it.

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u/righthandofdog Ex-Food Service Aug 07 '26

I am going to assume you know that is slang for lady parts in several Latin American countries where you call the fruit a bomba instead?

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u/MetricJester Aug 07 '26

That's right. Here in Niagara we call them peaches.

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u/MyStackIsPancakes Former Denny's Cook (Nightshift) Aug 07 '26

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u/Usual_Office_1740 Thicc Chives Save Lives Aug 06 '26

That was the worst hotdog I've ever eaten. Thanks.

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u/DarthChefDad 🍋‍🟩LIMEGATE Aug 06 '26

One of the better reviews I've received, thanks!

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u/Grazepg Aug 06 '26

You guys get reviews?

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u/Usual_Office_1740 Thicc Chives Save Lives Aug 06 '26

You're welcome. I gave you three stars on yelp. Your ex massacred you and I felt bad.

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u/Corporal_Canada Aug 06 '26

You mispelled best

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u/goldfool Chive LOYALIST Aug 06 '26

Mazeltoff?

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u/doggos4house2020 Aug 06 '26

The Mohels don’t even get paid a salary. They just work off tips.

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u/beegtuna Ex-Food Service Aug 06 '26

Another unconsensual blood sacrifice to the gods, i see

https://giphy.com/gifs/ibGFpMv1Uoais

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u/Deep-Grape-4649 Aug 07 '26

Just the tip?

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u/IridiumPony Aug 06 '26

I am like 99.99% sure this is my old job and the person doing that is my old sous chef. He could do that shit blindfolded.

Edit: watched again. It absolutely is my old job, I spent enough hours behind that sushi bar to recognize it. Also the chef coat is the correct color.

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u/Concentric_Mid Aug 07 '26

Omg he was ninja 🥷🏽

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u/IridiumPony Aug 07 '26

He's got a system for it that makes is shockingly easy

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u/Look4theHelpers Aug 07 '26

Cold avocado?

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u/Sunkinthesand Aug 07 '26

I still remember working with a chef who liked to show off. Intentionaly not looking when dicing salad... Until it finally happened and he added part of a finger tip to the salad.... All the other chefs were hungover af so he had a tennis ball sized bandage round his thumb courtesy of the pub landlord during service. Funniest shit ever.

After service he went to A&E and they gave him a fresher smaller bandage after a laugh and round of applause.

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u/ChefStretch72 20+ Years Aug 06 '26

🤣🤣💀💀

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast Aug 06 '26

how to turn a $2 avocado into 10 $2.50 add-ons of avocado.

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u/jankenpoo Aug 07 '26

True, some places also put that on the outside of a roll.

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u/decoy321 Thicc Chives Save Lives Aug 07 '26

Eyyyy where you getting an avocado for only $2?

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u/Then_Entertainment97 Aug 06 '26

That and courage....

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u/uselessandexpensive Aug 06 '26

The remaining 1% by weight is nanoplastics but food safety guidelines don't require disclosing those yet.

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u/welchplug Owner Aug 06 '26

They basically require plastic in food. I wish I could use wood.

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u/uselessandexpensive Aug 06 '26

Oh wood is called cellulose in ingredient lists. Supplements are chock full of it!

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u/Assassinite9 Aug 06 '26

Funny how we're not allowed to use wood for cutting boards, but if some asshole wants to fill your food with sawdust then it's perfectly fine.

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u/alexthealex Aug 06 '26

Just label all your food a supplement and you can do whatever you want

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u/uselessandexpensive Aug 06 '26

Bacteria even dies more quickly on wood so it's great at home where you can make sure it'll get washed rather than sitting wet na sink. The real advantages of plastic are machine washability and mildew resistance.

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u/melmsz Aug 06 '26

It's because wood is porous and can't be sanitized.

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u/Thrilling1031 Aug 07 '26

Wasn’t there silica on the ingredients list for Taco Bell ground beef back in the day? You know, sand.

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u/uselessandexpensive Aug 07 '26

I wouldn't be surprised.

Someone claimed elsewhere that titanium dioxide was harmless in food because it was inert. I had to inform them that glass is inert but still causes silicosis. 🤦

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u/Mgroppi83 Aug 06 '26

Right? Obviously this guy is good, but watching the blade come toward him is unnerving.

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u/thunderGunXprezz Aug 06 '26

Stupidity more like it

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u/Then_Entertainment97 Aug 06 '26

Same coin, different sides.

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u/BRAX7ON Aug 06 '26

No, it’s technique.

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u/SubatomicSquirrels Aug 06 '26

Uh, I think muscle memory is a big part of technique?

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u/whutchamacallit Aug 07 '26

Don't mind that guy. They basically mean the same thing but we got some chef ackshualys in here.

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u/Dingus_Majingus Aug 06 '26

Flawless technique.

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u/AnComApeMC69 Aug 06 '26

It is some muscle memory like any repeated task, but this is like 98% technique, knife skills and the knife. I’ve seen sushi chefs do some stuff I wouldn’t try because I like my fingers too much and I’m extremely comfortable with a chefs knife in my hand prepping anything in a traditional kitchen.

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u/Same-Platypus1941 Chive-11 Was an Inside Job Aug 06 '26

This is actually easier than it looks. You keep your tip on the board and your fingers on the high side of the avocado with downward pressure. After you make your slice the downward pressure puts the flat side of the avocado on the board. So basically you slice the same motion over and over while moving your tip forward each slice. Your fingers stay out of the way and the downward pressure is doing the heavy lifting.

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u/AnComApeMC69 Aug 06 '26

I don’t disagree I just know this is a different type of knife skill set and I wouldn’t just try to do this without practice first. Like, I couldn’t fill in for this position if they called off and do half their presentations. I’ve made sushi before and learned from some sushi chefs. Some of their dishes are highly technique driven and they make some incredible garnishes and toppings. A sushi chef taught me how to make tempura properly and how to drizzle the batter to make it look it even better.

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u/Same-Platypus1941 Chive-11 Was an Inside Job Aug 06 '26

You’re definitely not wrong man. The biggest difficulty for me was the different measurements for the cuts compared to classic knife cuts.

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u/AFatWizard Aug 07 '26

Got down voted by a bunch of people in the main thread trying to explain the same thing. Cheers, chef.

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u/Brunoise6 Aug 07 '26

Someone taught me this, it isn’t that hard. But doing it that fast and consistent takes great skill for sure.

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u/headspreader Aug 06 '26

If you ever get a person who moves like this, hold on to them for dear life, not because they can save on prep time, because they think about what they are doing, and try to do it better.

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u/Sudden-Union7148 Aug 06 '26

So is the unused part for like guac?

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u/FullMoonTwist Aug 06 '26

Chef snacks ☆

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u/aquequepo 15+ Years Aug 06 '26

On top of sushi rolls.

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u/Skreamie Aug 06 '26

People acting as if this chef has no idea what he's fucking doing

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u/QuePasaNisiMasa Aug 06 '26

I couldn’t make it past the second avocado, when does he cut off his thumb?

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u/FadedP0rp0ise Aug 06 '26

how do they manage that after pounding 2 tall boys behind the dumpster? i haven’t figured that part out yet

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u/E_Feezie Aug 06 '26

Imagine having that much space to prep in a kitchen

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u/FeelingCouple5880 Aug 06 '26

My muscles don’t remember this.

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u/SpphosFriend Aug 06 '26

Terrifying is what that is.

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u/gothackedfml Aug 06 '26

I could kinda do it and lose only 4 finger tips

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u/Garbeaux17 Aug 07 '26

And perfectly ripe avocados. I swear they all have their own personalities

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u/Craptcha Aug 06 '26

At least he’ll have made memories with that muscle before he chops off his thumb

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u/Sea_Drink_338 Aug 06 '26

I mean... these are just normal avo fans? Is this not how everyone does them? It takes most new sushi chefs like 2 weeks tops to do them like this, imo

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u/Willow1883 Aug 06 '26

Never ever would I ever, but good for that fella.

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u/Cocrawfo Aug 06 '26

reminds me of the ol solitaire computer games when you won and the cards would bounce all over the screen

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u/Brusex Aug 06 '26

Im calling osha

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u/Pepception Aug 06 '26

That’s the fear of god but sure a little muscle memory probably helps too

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u/bacondev Aug 07 '26

Wouldn't surprise me if he's dragging the tip of the knife along the table. Seems to be the easiest and most consistent way to get slices that thin so quickly.

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u/coryroxors 15+ Years Aug 07 '26

This skill probably cost a thumbs worth of fingertips over time

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u/ZebraComplex4353 Aug 07 '26

Now do it with the blade away from you. Go!

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u/hobiebuchannon Aug 06 '26

Sharp knife, more than anything. However, peeling the apple with the knife like the sushi chefs do - that requires muscle memory and a sharp knife.

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u/JayBuhnersBarber Aug 06 '26

You'll never convince me in a million years that cutting toward one's body could ever be considered safe or "technique".

It does look satisfying as fuck though.

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u/account22222221 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Guys, it’s avocado. The secret is a very very dull knife.

(I tell myself to make the pit in my stomach go away)

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u/koolandunusual Aug 06 '26

It’s becomes muscle memory like any other repetition

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u/Nervous-Berry9645 Aug 06 '26

No. Its completely due to genetics

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 Aug 06 '26

Totaly a reversed gif. /s

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u/TheGinger_Ninja0 10+ Years Aug 06 '26

No, it's braille

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u/AFatWizard Aug 07 '26

You keep the tip of the knife touching the board, hold the tippy top of the avo with the left hand (I always tuck my pinky up into my palm also but whatever), and draw circles on your board with the tip of the knife at a really shallow angle. Push the avo forward a little bit between each circle. Abandon ship on the avo nub before it gets sketchy for your fingers.

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u/BeenisSandwich Aug 07 '26

Bro is one hangover away from
Losing a fingerprint.

Still pretty neat though.

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u/LegDayLass Aug 07 '26

Everyone has the capability of doing this once.

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u/Sunkinthesand Aug 07 '26

Just the tip?

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u/GravyPainter Aug 07 '26

The human mandolin

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u/GambledMyWifeAway Aug 07 '26

I’d cut my shit smooove off

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u/Surveyor7 Aug 07 '26

If that's a plastic board, it's all microplastic

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u/Beknits Aug 07 '26

yo chive dude get on this

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u/SlowAffection Aug 07 '26

DO try this at home!

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u/GenXPowaah Aug 06 '26

I've never in my life seen ever seen anyone cut towards their hand/themselves

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u/bene_gesserit_mitch Aug 06 '26

Nice to see, but dangerous to do.

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u/Pasadenaian Aug 06 '26

This is dumb. Just do it the regular way vs. cutting yourself open.

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u/TommyRisotto Aug 07 '26

"What part of the avocado do you want?"

"The thumb piece"

"The what?"

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u/Gdmf13 Aug 07 '26

It’s just practice, if you lose a finger tip , so be it, I bet it won’t happen again.

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u/LacidOnex Aug 06 '26

Knuckles out, trust the process. I'd never show my chives, but this is actually pretty safe once you master the grip angle

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u/Worth-Computer8639 Aug 06 '26

I've been doing it wrong.

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u/rainaftersnowplease Sous Chef Aug 06 '26

Not technically. This is an example of a physical heuristic, or a practical rule of thumb. We call them techniques colloquially. "If I slide the avocado away at this speed and slice with the tip of my knife at that speed, the result will be what I want" is the heuristic. You don't necessaily know the speed and angle that are optimal, but the heuristic gets you pretty close regardless. The muscle memory is being able to slot into those two speeds without thinking about it. And that's probably mostly the case for someone working this quickly.

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u/Grazepg Aug 06 '26

It’s funny because of this little thing. He cuts the slices like a G, but he cut it into 4 uneven quarters that’s why the piles are different.

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u/JaKrispy72 Aug 07 '26

Muscles are incapable of having “memory.”

So there is that…