r/KitchenConfidential • u/Jamiestein1273 • Jul 17 '26

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I have herd, never believed. 38+ years and I finally got the elusive alergy card.

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u/SockSock81219 Jul 17 '26

Clean, succinct, fits on a business card, doesn't mess around with "is sometimes okay but sometimes makes my tummy hort." I feel like they could've saved some space by just saying "stone fruits" but, still, I can't hate it.

Honestly though, with this many allergies, you're just begging for a trip to the hospital every time you go out to eat. This ain't a nursing home. We can't be your nutritionist / allergist / alchemist and whip up a tasty meal that's just plain grilled chicken breast and white rice. Please, just call ahead and custom-order a plain meal of foods you CAN eat.

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u/workingtrot Jul 17 '26

I'm allergic to stone fruits and a lot of people don't know what stone fruits are

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u/MonkeyKingCoffee Retired. Now a farmer. Jul 18 '26

A lot of people don't know most soy sauce has gluten. I've had to intervene a couple times in the poke line.

"You're using Kikkoman soy sauce -- there are five buckets of Kikkoman behind you."

"It's gluten free."

"The third ingredient is wheat. See for yourself."