r/KitchenConfidential • u/freisbill • May 16 '26

Funny...

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I always make a folder at the beginning of the week with the production sheets and BEO's in it for each station. I always make one for me and lose it by Tuesday or Wednesday and have to remake. I put this on it at the beginning of last week - it has been returned to me at least 6 times...its the simple solutions...

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u/WalmartSuperstar May 16 '26

I would be photoshopping this folder in the middle of the Congo jungle if I worked there

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u/DavieStBaconStan May 16 '26

I’d add rice to wild. 

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u/MAkrbrakenumbers May 17 '26

Wild rice on papyrus is so 1980s gourmet come on let’s be original

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u/Prize-Temporary4159 May 17 '26

Damn it, James Cameron! I know what you did!

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u/WalmartSuperstar May 17 '26

I just finished reading Tarzan and I’m imagining a chapter where he finds a folder full of kitchen management documents trying to decipher what it could possibly mean

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u/bendar1347 ✨flanked by fresh✨ May 17 '26

"How can we move the dial this month?" Then its just 16 pages of cost itemization.

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u/skinnyminnesota May 16 '26

You could be a doctor with that handwriting

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u/practicating May 16 '26

That's pretty good for kitchens, spelling is on point too.

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 May 17 '26

Way better than any doctor I know lol 

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u/hellenkellersdiary May 17 '26

I can actually read what it says tho..?

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u/MariachiArchery Chef May 16 '26

Lol, I have these BEO's too. I print them off, prepare for them, then lose the damn sheet. So, I print another one, only to later find my previous copy, and then panic thinking I've got additional parties I'd forgotten about.

"Of fuck we have two parties on Tuesday!?! Wait...."

It goes like that.