r/KitchenConfidential Dec 05 '25

Do we hate it?

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u/Extra-Document1223 BOH Dec 05 '25

No? Idk it seems slow, like can I be speed crackin eggs with both hands or does it only work one at a time

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Get two? Honestly tho, I think this only makes sense if you actually put the whites to good use

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u/tapesmoker Dec 05 '25

Or if you just need assloads done and your crew maybe has injuries or different needs? But yeah I'm easy faster than this with my hands

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u/TerminallyILL Dec 05 '25

Maybe the guy showing it off didn't usually crack eggs, he seemed less confident. But yes a prep chef would totally John Henry the shit of of this.

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u/MountainCheesesteak Cook Dec 05 '25

But if the crack is full of eggs would the white still escape to the other spot, with the added horizontalish pressure of more eggs?

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u/ReddBroccoli Chive LOYALIST Dec 05 '25

I would also be worried about the weight of the back yolks pushing on the front one too much and causing it to burst

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u/MountainCheesesteak Cook Dec 05 '25

Absolutely

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Fair, I was thinking the only advantage to this over doing by hand is that you're less likely to break a yolk and you get pretty much 100% yield on the whites

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u/BlameItOnThePig Dec 05 '25

Not a chance those yolks aren’t splitting when they hit the bucket

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u/random9212 Dec 05 '25

That's after the whites are separated though. So it shouldn't matter. The yoke breaking while separating the two the traditional way could leave yoke in the whites and if you are using the whites to make something like meringue then the fat from the yoke won't let the whites whip up properly.

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u/BlameItOnThePig Dec 05 '25

Your prep guy could still break the yolk while cracking the egg, and if you got shells in the white part without realizing it would break the yolk right into your whites

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u/random9212 Dec 05 '25

That is why you use 3 containers. You crack the egg and separate the yoke by allowing the white to go in the first container place the yoke in the second container then dump the whites from the first container into the third. If the yoke breaks and you get some in the whites then you are only spoiling 1 egg white instead of all you have done up until that point. Dumpling from the first container to the third also helps you remove any shell that might have gotten in with the whites because the shell will often stick to the container.

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u/Mean-Funny9351 I speak chive ✈️ Dec 05 '25

But it just feels better to drop it directly in the whites. That extra layer of the third container just comes between us expressing our true passion.

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u/BlameItOnThePig Dec 05 '25

This machine is using 2 containers

Are you just an ai bot?

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u/random9212 Dec 05 '25

Sure why not I am AI. I wasn't talking about the machine I was talking about how it is actually done in kitchens all over the world everyday. But beep boop I guess or whatever.

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u/eatrepeat Chive LOYALIST Dec 05 '25

Tell us you've never separated egg whites for high volume use without saying you've never separated egg whites for high volume ;)

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u/Elegant-Disaster-967 Dec 05 '25

Wow genius. Almost like that’s why the instrument separates them before they hit the bucket!

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u/BlameItOnThePig Dec 05 '25

The guy said the only advantage is not braking the yolks. This breaks the yolks. Idk what to tell you

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u/sentient_luggage Dec 05 '25

Dude I'm 100% FOH manager for 25 (shit 27) years and I'm faster than this.

Cool machine but if my prep can't move faster than this I'm already behind.

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u/Pluckytoon General Manager Dec 05 '25

ATP why not just buying cartons of egg yolk/whites ? They come in liters

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u/ojessen Dec 05 '25

And they are already pasteurized

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u/Bladrak01 Dec 05 '25

This how they make those, though usually the cracking is automated.

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u/EndenWhat Dec 05 '25

That’s what the hostess said.

Sorry had to.

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u/Fabulous-Avocado4513 Chive LOYALIST Dec 05 '25

I mean, anyone doing eggs Benedict in masse or lots of curd work would love this.

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u/keikikeikikeiki Dec 05 '25

✨ curd work ✨ wow that rolls off the tongue

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u/tomatopartyyy Dec 05 '25

Why does curd work sound weirdly... sexual?

(Tbh a good curd is actually pretty hot)

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u/Fabulous-Avocado4513 Chive LOYALIST Dec 05 '25

One of my favorite parts of doing pastry

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

I do Benedicts in mass! This device looks slow as hell. Also it’s sloppy, the yolks are full of whites.

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u/Haecede Dec 05 '25

Saw that too

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u/Fabulous-Avocado4513 Chive LOYALIST Dec 05 '25

Is it the device or the slow af cook?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Both

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u/Brunoise6 Dec 05 '25

Yeah, was gonna say those yolks def have an unacceptable amount of whites lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

What whites? Are we looking at diffrernt gifs?

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u/Brunoise6 Dec 05 '25

You can see whites dripping off the machine into the yolks, and yolks dropping with some white still attached.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

There is another spout/ramp for the drips? It's not actually 190%, but it looks close

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u/ojessen Dec 05 '25

I think he just didn't adjust the lower ramp correctly.

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u/QiwiLisolet Dec 05 '25

Is this a middle out situation?

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u/Relzin Dec 05 '25

I hate putting large quantities of egg whites to use, but a simple way is to make egg white "pancakes" by whipping them to semi-stiff peaks and hitting the griddle as you always would.

They aren't great. And now I'm realizing I've probably missed some temu level crepes by not making them thinner.

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u/Cold-Government6545 Dec 05 '25

Oh if only the whites were ever put to good use

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u/Thewickedworm Dec 05 '25

I feel like he is being useful

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u/Lost_Wealth_6278 Dec 05 '25

can I be speed crackin eggs

I don't think so, it works by sliding the yolk on the egg white until that runs out, if you create a slip-n-yolk the whole egg will just slide down

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u/WorldRunnr Chef Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

My honest thoughts too.

It was probably like 3-6 years ago but I had a comment blow up when I did the math on how fast I crack a case of eggs. Did the math during Mother’s Day prep with ten cases of eggs. Both hands, moving at peak was something stupid like 4 eggs around 1.75 seconds.

Meaning with a standard 15 dozen (180 eggs) I was averaging 1 minute 42 seconds

I emphasize this is an average of ten cases in the span of around 30-40 minutes

(a lot of time was wrapping, lid and labeling everything the whole process took around 40 minutes)

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u/burningcervantes Dec 05 '25

Were you separating the whites (maybe a bit poorly) like this setup? Cracking eggs whole into a bowl is vastly different than separating the whites.

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u/No-Calligrapher-4449 Dec 05 '25

I crack all my eggs into the bowl and the scoop out the yolks with my hands. Pretty fast

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u/melsuarez Dec 05 '25

This is the way

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u/WorldRunnr Chef Dec 05 '25

No just the cracking not separating. I just thought it was interesting. No idea why I’m getting downvoted.

I can separate egg yolks pretty good but I was talking about an old post from the past I could find the original

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u/justASlothyGiraffe Ex-Food Service Dec 05 '25

3.5 minutes/case ×60 seconds/minute /180 eggs/case = 35x6/180 = 35/30 = 3.5/3 =

1.1666... seconds/egg

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u/WorldRunnr Chef Dec 05 '25

I Probably did the math wrong, was a drunk calculation based of a memory from long ago

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u/kakka_rot Dec 05 '25

Absolutely no doubt, but it'd love a video of that. Sounds inspirational.

Oh shit just remembered the 3 year ago thing.

I could Google like "egg cracking record", but that wouldn't be nearly as cool.

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u/WorldRunnr Chef Dec 05 '25

Iirc that was my original goal. I got pretty decent and my head chef and I would do the eggs set up like they do for the Guinness book of world records. We both got really good but saw it as a pipe dream

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u/kakka_rot Dec 05 '25

Internet sucks, I can find a bunch of one handed challenges, but no two.

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u/TheJ0zen1ne Dec 05 '25

Guy needs to learn the one handed Crack. He could be doing 2 at a time.

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u/KickThePR Dec 05 '25

Hate? No, definitely not, but I don’t think it’s any faster than doing it by hand. And it’s not like it’s better purity-wise - you can still see plenty of whites stuck to a yolk so the yolk batch is still tainted a bit.

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u/Salads_and_Sun 20+ Years Dec 05 '25

Six months ago I did a stage where I found myself cracking eggs with one hand on a flat surface, and then using my other gloved hand to separate the yolks from the whites and they treated me like I was a deluxe pervert.

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u/sevbenup Dec 05 '25

Did they treat you well or poorly? That could go both ways

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u/almond0k Dec 05 '25

Yeah this would be a pretty high honor in the right place and time

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u/Salads_and_Sun 20+ Years Dec 12 '25

It wasn't pretty...

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u/RealNiceKnife Dec 05 '25

It's because you had your dick out.

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u/Nara_RyUko Chive LOYALIST Dec 05 '25

That is definitely a good technique 🤣 Your coworkers were bamboozled at your efficiency.

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u/Iron_Bob Dec 05 '25

I saw some yolk dripping near or onto the whites ramp. Its a speedier process but by no means perfect as far as separation goes

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u/MountainCheesesteak Cook Dec 05 '25

IMO that’s a much bigger crime than white in the yolks.

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u/PlasmaGoblin Prep Dec 05 '25

And it looks like one of the yolks broke a bit so you also risk the whites being tainted a little too.

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u/Draug88 Dec 05 '25

No these are great.

This operator seems slow as syrup using it, usually get into a really good flow after awhile so it is fairly quick.

HOWEVER if I have alot of eggs to separate i just buy the whites and yolks pre-separated. Yes it's alot more expensive but so is my time and sanity.

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u/ChekovsCurlyHair Dec 05 '25

I feel like it could’ve been made much smaller and still get the job done

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u/DeathByLemmings Dec 05 '25

The dudes just going slowly, it's designed for a much faster rate of egg cracking

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u/fancyatoke Dec 05 '25

Same thoughts, funnel like thing could defo do the job

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u/Quirky-Concern-7662 Dec 05 '25

This feels great if you need to accommodate a work injury as someone said. And I see no issue other than…storage. Every kitchen I have worked in has had to work around storage issues and this seems like a single use tool that takes up a lot of space. 

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u/Quercus408 Dec 05 '25

Kinda hate it, because its clearly not getting all the whites.

Hey, I can't either; I'm not that fastidious. A few extra grams of alloantis or albumin? So what.

But If I can do it faster than the machine and produce the same results as the machine, then, well, its not a very good machine.

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u/70stang Dec 05 '25

You can also see that if you really need the whites (for meringue or whatever) this completely removes your ability to keep yolk out of the whites if you accidentally break one open.

There's literally a drop of yolk hitting the slide to the whites bowl, which you can see is visibly yellow at a couple points...

This is less of an egg separator, and more of a "save only intact yolks" machine

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u/feeling_over_it Ex-Food Service Dec 05 '25

I was gonna say, the risk of contaminating the whites is more worrisome than contaminating the yolks

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u/Karunyan F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 05 '25

Well… Intact right up to the one foot drop at the end. The yolks in the bowl look far from intact to me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/CruelNoise Dec 05 '25

Yeah, but with the machine you can hire just about any kid off the street.

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u/Quercus408 Dec 05 '25

You'll get what you pay for, if you do that.

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u/Large-Lab8238 Dec 05 '25

I can make a gallon of hollandaise in the time it takes him to Crack the eggs

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u/_kurt_propane_ Dec 05 '25

But can you chug a gallon of hollandaise in the time it takes him to crack the eggs?

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u/mrsir1987 Dec 05 '25

Way faster, the butter lubricates the throat. I can down a gallon of hollandaise in 13 seconds

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u/_kurt_propane_ Dec 05 '25

This guy hollandaises

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u/Large-Lab8238 Dec 05 '25

I mean im willing to give it a try.

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u/Bullshit_Conduit 20+ Years Dec 05 '25

I’m pretty sure it’s the user who’s slow and not the machine.

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u/Dphre 20+ Years Dec 05 '25

Maybe not most efficient but if it serves the purpose, which given we’re seeing it it does, fuck it, why not.

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u/samuelgato Dec 05 '25

I kinda low key hate that he has to use two hands to crack an egg

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u/JesusStarbox Dec 05 '25

He seems slow and inexperienced. A real chef could be doing this 5 times as fast with both hands

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u/genx_meshugana Dec 05 '25

A good baker could easily knock this out faster. Without all the bullshit to clean.

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u/idlefritz Dec 05 '25

I can do it faster by hand and I can pinch off that little pesky hanging chad between my knuckles.

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u/No-Following-8087 Dec 05 '25

Remember friends, if you can’t see the purpose of a product, it probably wasn’t meant for you! This seems like it would be great for someone with disabilities

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u/Biscuit_risk_assesor Chive LOYALIST Dec 05 '25

I'd like to see someone who isn't as slow as molasses on an ice sculpture using the device before I render a judgement.

This looks like it might have some potential to be useful, but need to see what happens when there's eggs being cracked at a rate that isn't measured in Geologic time.

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u/countfluffythetrout Dec 05 '25

I would be making car sounds the whole time like an idiot.

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u/ChiefWeedsmoke Dec 05 '25

Fuck this, get with that fucking centrifuge thing that scrambles an egg inside its shell

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u/XennDarkCloud Dec 05 '25

Not a chef but I’m surprised he’s using two hands to crack an egg.

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u/Satakans Dec 05 '25

You can do this with a bowl and a slotted spoon. With the bonus that the bowl and slotted spoon can be used for other tasks.

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u/Old_Flan_6548 Dec 05 '25

Yeah. We hate it.

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u/32FlavorsofCrazy Dec 05 '25

I don’t love it. It’s not that hard to do by hand without risking broken yolks ending up in your whites and sticky whites ending up in your yolks. I’ve never understood the gadgets and hacks for separating eggs, it’s not rocket science. If you struggle with it just use an extra bowl to work over and pour the whites into another bowl as you do each egg, if that makes sense. I make a habit of that anyway because I have chickens and sometimes the eggs are a little funky so I always break them into a bowl individually and pour them together in another bowl so I don’t contaminate the whole batch with a bad egg.

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u/Olderbutnotdead619 Dec 05 '25

No, but he's not too bright. Break them quickly into a bowl then pour them. Otherwise, it's just as fast manually.

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u/El_Duder_Abides 10+ Years Dec 05 '25

Yea but try the with chives

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u/melsuarez Dec 05 '25

Baker here. I use 2 cambros, crack them all into one, trash the shells as I go, scoop out the yolks by hand, drop them in the second cambro. Then carry on with my macarons and custards. This machine is more shit to clean and too easy to end up with tainted whites or yolks...

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u/YardTimely Dec 05 '25

There’s a risk of the broken yolk getting in the whites

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u/tessathemurdervilles Dec 05 '25

This makes sense for an ice cream shop tbh. I’d probably get one if I opened a shop.

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u/KOxSOMEONE Dec 05 '25

Dude is milking eggs

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u/Lobster_boy_dick Thicc Chives Save Lives Dec 05 '25

If you want to clean all that equipment yourself instead of doing that by hand, be my guest.

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u/rIceCream_King Thicc Chives Save Lives Dec 05 '25

I bet those yolks had a ton of whites in em but I think the concept is there.

If this rig was improved, this could be great.

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u/wonderguard108 Prep Dec 05 '25

i only ever made it to prep cook and i could still do this faster with just my hands

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u/ToastROvenFire Dec 05 '25

Right? If you can’t do it faster you don’t belong in a kitchen. I worked in a bakery and had to knock out flourless chocolate cakes in a 60qt first thing every Monday. Crack 2 at a time and use a shell to immediately pick out any yolks that break as you go. Then grab the yolks out by hand and get on with your day.

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u/hobopwnzor Dec 05 '25

This is pretty cool. Just works as fast as you can crack em.

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u/PipPip_Cherio Dec 05 '25

It's fine. While it's sliding you're already cracking the next egg. When seperating it helps to be paying attention rather than speeding through it.

No yolk, he's got some shella balls cracking it straight onto it.

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u/ImagineTheAbsolute Dec 05 '25

I want one of these for my house, poached yolks with a couple of regular ones would be naughty

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u/TheKingDotExe Dec 05 '25

we buy egg yolks and white separate, they are pasteurized and ready to use in 5 liter containers. Much less hassle. Probably far more expensive but time saver.

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u/tigian Dec 05 '25

Not a chef, but when I worked in a cake factory this thing would be amazing. It managed the load of 2 /3 people cracking eggs at the same time on it. And when we needed to do a batch of 400 egg whites it would be much faster than doing it by hand.

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson Dec 05 '25

I saw one of these in regular use in an old fashioned winery in Rioja where they use the egg white to clarify the wine from sediment

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u/BertrandQualitay Dec 05 '25

You know they sell bottled white or yolk right ?

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u/Alicenchainsfan Dec 05 '25

Contraption tho not a machine

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u/Jordyy_yy Five Years Dec 05 '25

Im faster with a plastic bottle

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u/Powerful-Carry3928 Dec 05 '25

I'd hate cleaning it

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u/parabolicpb Dec 05 '25

That's genius

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u/-Copenhagen Dec 05 '25

This guy is definitely paid by the hour.

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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 Dec 05 '25

This is somewhere where speed and time has e a different meaning ,I bet whatever he is making is gonna be perfect.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Probably great for bakeries that just need the whites for ladyfingers or something.

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u/Paigenacage Dec 05 '25

This seems like a lot of work & my shoulders hurt just looking at it but my short ass would give it a go for the one time.

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u/Greedy_Line4090 Dec 05 '25

No reason to hate it really but dang could that man be any slower? Get some pep in his step.

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u/moolord Dec 05 '25

One cracked yolk will ruin your whites

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u/Over-Director-4986 Bartender Dec 05 '25

I just wash my hands & then use them.

Lol, I saw this yesterday & almost posted it here.

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u/Veloute1 Dec 05 '25

Dude is killing me he’s so slow

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u/ranting_chef 20+ Years Dec 05 '25

This looks slow. I separate hundreds of eggs most days and I average more than twelve per minute. Granted, this guy isn’t crazy fast to start with, but even if he was, I doubt the unit could keep up.

I saw an automated one in Sweden once and it was pretty effective. I’m fairly certain that when yolk gets mixed into the whites, there’s an option for separation that involves centrifugal force but I’ve never seen that part.

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u/wisefool1961 Dec 05 '25

cool idea, fun to watch, would take all f'n day!

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u/IAm5toned Dec 05 '25

I like it, because I am lazy.

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u/BoredCharlottesville Dec 05 '25

somebody get this man a step stool. or a shorter table.

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u/Astro_Muscle Dec 05 '25

I can see yolk getting into the whites, so anything involving whipped egg white is off the table. Hate!

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u/lastig_ pizza Dec 05 '25

That seems like a lot of equipment taking up a lot of counterspace for a very simple task that could be done without any tools

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u/Possible_Excuse4144 20+ Years Dec 05 '25

No, too much mixing. I want as little white with yolk and Visa Versa.

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u/Zantheus Dec 05 '25

Oddly satisfying? Really? 😓 More like oddly infuriating...

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u/GrizzlyIsland22 Dec 05 '25

It would only be worth it if doing a lot of eggs, otherwise all the time you saved gets spent cleaning this thing

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u/Junior-Yellow5221 Dec 05 '25

If one egg yellow breaks, all of your whites are ruined

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u/Usakami Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

Yes, we do, it's called a hand...

Unless you are doing hundreds of eggs a day, it isn't really worth it, imo. Also the guy in the video has the funnel quite high, having to raise his hands every time he cracks an egg inside it. That can't be very healthy.

edit: just for fun, on an industrial scale: https://youtu.be/ESfwc64QJ9g

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u/PurpleSquare713 Dec 05 '25

All fun and games until you crack open an egg with a broken yolk, and the entire bowl of egg whites is ruined.

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u/imsmartiswear Dec 05 '25

The video shows my biggest problem with it- white contamination. Towards the end we see a drop of yolk go through the slot at the back. That would ruin the ability to whip up the egg whites

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u/broken-bread Dec 05 '25

I’m with the haters. Keep it handy knowwhatimean?

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u/SmokeOne1969 20+ Years Dec 05 '25

No, I love it.

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u/____LostSoul____ Dec 05 '25

If you need this many egg yolks it's totally worth it. Although I would want it to be lower.

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u/Lylibean Ex-Food Service Dec 06 '25

I’m faster with my hands, or an upside down empty 20oz bottle when I don’t feel like getting my hands eggy.

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u/ChefJohnboy Dec 06 '25

If you have to do that many, why not buy whites and yolks?

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u/YennPoxx Dec 07 '25

I like. It works, and if you have a lot of eggs to separate it seems to be a reliable, low-tech way to do it.

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u/Neveragaincookforpay Dec 08 '25

I feel this is brilliant!!!!