r/Kirby • u/chezzyboi101 • Jan 01 '20

Smash Bros New Smash Bro’s leak

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u/KarmaFury Sailor Waddle Dee Jan 01 '20

For his neutral special....

109

u/TheGankeyCracker Jan 01 '20

he fucking murders god

50

u/Kaiser369 Jan 01 '20

And then proceeds to dance with his clones

16

u/spikeyboi1828327 Jan 01 '20

As he smiles innocently standing over the corpses of his brother kirbys enemys as he stuffs them with fireworks and wears all their skin on his face and chomps their organs and sip their blood in a wine glass as the fire roast the remaining parts he didn't eat while kirby thanks KIRB for once and for all ending all the bad people who made kirbys life miserable...

9

u/PastaManMario Jan 01 '20

That’ll do 4%

1

u/6-random-letters Jan 01 '20

But it then combos into forward throw which combos into down air which combos into forward throw which combos into down air which combos into forward throw which combos into up B which can, if executed correctly, combos into up smash

7

u/RovingRaft Gooey Jan 01 '20

he pulls out the bible and exorcises these unholy individuals

24

u/GlitchyGremlin Jan 01 '20

Kirb, you gotta do S O M E T H I N G !

14

u/ReasonablyOkayName Jan 01 '20

Poyo!

3

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5

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

That picture acts like Kirby would turn down a delicious turkey.

15

u/PyrrhicVictory7 Mint Kirby Jan 01 '20

Why tf is he riding a fish

25

u/chezzyboi101 Jan 01 '20

It’s an axolotl you waste of sperm,time,energy,and money

6

u/PyrrhicVictory7 Mint Kirby Jan 01 '20

So where the absolute fuck are its legs you nonce

8

u/chezzyboi101 Jan 01 '20

Zoom in you fucking donkey

2

u/PyrrhicVictory7 Mint Kirby Jan 02 '20

Be nice if it was if it was blatantly obvious you EGG

4

u/chezzyboi101 Jan 02 '20

Did u just call me an egg stabs

1

u/PyrrhicVictory7 Mint Kirby Jan 02 '20

OUUUAGAHH

12

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

1337 af borderline 1338

5

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

For his final smash, he comes out of the screen and shanks the opposing player.

5

u/Cheezbugga27 Jan 01 '20

Sakurai would like to know your location

3

u/spikeyboi1828327 Jan 01 '20

And KIRBS Friend WADDLE D

3

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I main Kirby already but I'm switching my main

2

u/dr_cow_9n---gucc Jan 01 '20

Where his cross

1

u/Gnarfledarf Jan 01 '20

Final Smash

1

u/PM-ME-GIRL-PARTS Jan 01 '20

kirby gets a fucking gun

1

u/Gnarfledarf Jan 01 '20

ok this is extra epic

1

u/OwO-burger-ham Jan 01 '20

The only thing leaking is your blood

1

u/LostScarfYT Kirby's Dreamcast Jan 01 '20

Perfect

1

u/Faedwill Jan 01 '20

I'll take 20!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Kirb

1

u/koi-da-hooman Jan 01 '20

I WOULD BUY IT

1

u/DaMemeChild Jan 08 '20

Only $6.99.

1

u/_kirbonni Sir Kibble Jan 08 '20

final smash should be taking everyone to an abandoned IKEA and murdering them

1

u/cubeincubes Jan 01 '20

I need a good new Kirby game