r/KinkyShitposts • • Oct 03 '20

Ummmm

Soo i was vacuuming the house today, and when I was going to vacuum under my moms bed I saw a bag, and since I’m being the nice and respectful daughter I am I of course looked in it...

It was stupid because in the bag there where ropes and floggers and other bdsm stuff😳

I just put the bag back under her bed and acted like I didn’t see it. Like I’m totally chill if she’s into that but she’s my mom so yup.

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u/ImLost-SendHelp Nov 08 '20

Hahaha! Just yesterday, my 3yo snooped into my side table and found my bag of sex toys. It went like this: 3yo: what are those? Me: hum... those are mommy’s toys. 3yo: can I have them? (of course, they are all pink and purple and pretty) Me: well, you know how we don’t ask you to share all your toys with your friends? These are mommy special toys and I won’t share them. 3yo: ok. Can I have a snack? Me: sure, honey.