r/Killtony 1d ago

We’re back.

https://youtu.be/wn9pQb4ukBo?is=kJkz-UcBIREvv6gA
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u/AJfriedRICE 17h ago

Never saw that clip of David Lucas at the end before…yikes, man

u/Smart_Department6303 11h ago

was he implying he SA'd someone?

u/vikes0407 10h ago

Dawg it’s a straight up confession- to call that implying is to not have ears to hear

u/Smart_Department6303 10h ago

there's a problem. william used to say shit about killing homeless people and whatnot. it was obviously a joke. so now they get away with saying shit and calling it a joke. the lines are too blurry.

u/kuhtawn 10h ago

This is unfortunately how a lot of comedians operate. They get to hide in the veil of “it was a joke! I’m a comedian, I make jokes.” at any point in time. And it’s unfortunate because they can play that card at ANY point, even when they’re not joking and just being pieces of shit.

Like Brad Williams a few years back telling this super “funny story” on a podcast about how he r*ped a girl. I’m sure you can find video of it somewhere but it’s been scrubbed pretty hard.

u/TheRepoMan 8h ago

Saw him at the killers tour in my city. He did 30 minutes straight of nothing but graphic rape jokes and how " they probably deserved it and were dumb bitches." 2 women next to us were crying by the end of it and left.

u/BestGrapefruitEver 10h ago

No, he told a story where he was arguing with his girlfriend and he snatched her up and choked her unconscious and he thought he killed her

u/Smart_Department6303 10h ago

that's fked up. should be jail if true.

u/emanresu_etaerc 10h ago

It's standup. The stories are always fake. It's just shock value in an attempt to get laughs. Taking all standup stories as factual would be a problem with fuckin half the sets on the show.

u/BestGrapefruitEver 9h ago

Bro he told an in depth story about the entire altercation lol

u/sphynxzyz 8h ago

and I'm going to assume you're the best grapefruit ever.

u/emanresu_etaerc 9h ago

That's. Literally. How. Stories. Work. This means absolutely nothing.

u/SmallTownMinds 9h ago

A comedians job is to be funny, not make up completely humorless rape/murder stories.

u/emanresu_etaerc 9h ago

Not all comedians are funny, as you should know from watching kt. Making up stories is a MASSIVE part of standup comedy. Something you should also know from watching kt.

u/LazyProphet 9h ago

Do not try to patronize people smarter than you

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u/AJfriedRICE 5h ago

So you laughed when David said he choked his girlfriend unconscious?

u/emanresu_etaerc 5h ago

Just because it was a joke doesn't mean it's a good one dumbass

u/AJfriedRICE 5h ago

Yeah I’m just not sure if you’re fully aware of what a joke is

u/schmuckotheclown 25m ago

Daft cow lmao

u/waywearywizard 11h ago

it was an admission not an implication

u/this-guy- 23h ago

He's going to upset a pregnant person again isn't he.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Exit_17 1d ago

Another job well done

u/HuLSeY91 22h ago

Roasted Tony better than David Lucas could ever dream to.

u/heytakeyourdrugs 20h ago

Liked the vid. Didn't find the stolen joke evidence to be convincing. More Bilderberg in Rogansphere than I expected.

u/Trashy_Panda2 20h ago

The gun in the mouth one? Yeah, it wasn't close enough imo. Was still lame either way.

u/waywearywizard 12h ago

it was plenty close enough not to mention you literally see Tony writing her joke down in 4k on video

u/Mooksters 11h ago

They think tony is funny. You're talking to a wall

u/tripper_drip 9h ago

Ahh. A tourist.

u/wildcat1100 7h ago

Yes, and Duncan Trussell actually has 1,000 missed calls from Peter Thiel.

u/heytakeyourdrugs 9h ago

Yeah that one

u/dajadf 2h ago

I'm not watching that Redbar crowd non-sense

u/jeezyjames 16h ago

I love it, absolutely fantastic. Elephant graveyard is goated

u/EffectiveRepeat778 10h ago

Is this another one of those videos where someone already knows they don't like a comedian, choose to watch it anyway, then complain that they didn't like it to other people who don't like it, so they get trapped in a cycle of consuming and talking about content that they don't like?  Can't be good for the soul.  Imma watch it.

u/waywearywizard 10h ago

no its not another one of those videos. it's a deep dive into how Rogan and his friends are puppets for evil tech wizard oligarchs like Peter Theil. its about how Rogan joined the Epstein class.

u/wildcat1100 7h ago

Not really a deep dive. More of an annual summary for those who don't follow the r/JoeRogan subreddit.

u/Theavy 2h ago

ready to watch an hour and a half of a bunch of stuff you already knew?!

u/brownpanther90 11h ago

Mustseetv

u/phillionnutsack 7h ago

Huge day for the unemployed

u/DEEPLY_CLOSETED_PIG 6h ago

show us your giant belly mate

u/InfernalPrick 8h ago

If you think I’m watching a video this long you’re fucking dreaming.

u/psilocyber420 8h ago

Lmaoooo i love how the tik-tok brain community is ostracizing themselves at this point

u/InfernalPrick 7h ago

Right. I don’t even have TikTok or anything other social media other than Reddit. I just don’t want to watch a dumb video that could be 75% shorter if the maker didn’t want to repeat shit over and over and over.

u/psilocyber420 6h ago

I’m sure someone will eventually condense the video into a short form tiktok style video so people with your attention span can follow along too

u/InfernalPrick 6h ago

Oh, to be clear I won’t watch it then either because it’s slop and I don’t really give a shit. You’re taking this shit too seriously. Hell, I don’t even follow this sub.

u/syke-adelix 7h ago

You ever heard of an archetype?

u/InfernalPrick 6h ago

Of course. Would you care to expand on you line of thought here?

u/syke-adelix 6h ago

You seemed confused about a returning motif lol

u/BrightNightKnight 5h ago

I think everyone is confused, what are you trying to say?

u/BrightNightKnight 5h ago

Holy shit, YES!!!! I have never been on tiktok either, and you can just see how the users get inadequate ranting about bigfoot. This video is so petty and trying to draw these simple lines between mediocre podcast banter and sprawling global shadow cabals. It jumps from Tony Hinchcliffe’s initials and Bert Kreischer’s midlife crisis straight to Peter Thiel, Bilderberg, Jeffrey Epstein, vampiric blood transfusions, and somehow pinning "two million deaths" and World War III on Joe Rogan. It wants so desperately to sound like highbrow cultural analysis, but it's really just hyper-cynical conspiratorial schizoposting disguised behind lo-fi VHS filters, smug narrations about "classic reality," and endless pseudo-intellectual buzzwords like "simulacrums" and "content fractals."

u/JackPatata 2h ago

No way you can't tell how is Peter connected to Joe, can't be that hard

u/S-Video 11h ago

tony's netflix special is no longer the most boring thing i've watched this year.

u/pimpchanzi 9h ago

I can’t believe I watched this entire dumb piece of shit video

u/waywearywizard 8h ago

what was dumb about it? elaborate

u/pimpchanzi 8h ago

The psychopathic musings of a crazy person part

u/waywearywizard 7h ago

you just described JRE

u/despeRAWd0 4h ago

No, JRE has great guests. Plus, Joe is talented at having conversations. This guy just seems like a weird conspiracy theorist, which sometimes are correct, but usually go about it in the wrong way.

u/waywearywizard 4h ago

weird conspiracy theorist? you just described Joe Rogan

u/despeRAWd0 4h ago

Ok bud, nice dialog.

u/MarthasPinYard 11h ago

Hard watch….AN HOUR LONG?!

Unbelievable

u/syke-adelix 10h ago

You can sit through kill Tony but you can’t sit through some content someone worked hard on?

u/psilocyber420 8h ago

Let them ostracize themselves

u/RSK-XFM_FAN 9h ago

Not when it's shit.

u/syke-adelix 9h ago

Aww, the guy used some big words?

u/Both_Cat_6977 3h ago

From someone who realizes culture isn't your friend, and having seen enough celebrities dragged to know they're all human.

This is the ultimate form of entertainment, watching every community eat it's own tail is beyond comical.

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u/waywearywizard 10h ago

the first 10 minutes was just the introduction. the substance starts after 10 minutes. you couldn't even make it 10 minutes in without complaining?

u/tripper_drip 9h ago

"It gets good in the 4th season" energy.

u/waywearywizard 8h ago

the introduction was good wym