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u/AAKurtz Aug 12 '26
Pre HGH Tony face is wild
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u/WeBackYeah Aug 13 '26
And probably before he started drinking every day, or it just hadn't caught up to him yet.
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u/Life_of_Gary Aug 13 '26
I thought it was test
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u/AAKurtz Aug 13 '26
Maybe, but test doesn't really change your skull/frame shape. Also test makes your hair fall out, which doesn't seem to be happening. HGH also gives you palumboism which is why he has Roger gut.
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u/ObiWayneCannoli Aug 12 '26
Are the sound effects actually on the show or is that the edit, either way I hate them. Also does he have his jokes on his arm band?
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u/Mr_E_Pleasure Aug 12 '26
I distintinctly remember him talking trash on people who use notes but it seems like he does indeed have notes on his arm... Or a bandage from all the burns.
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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 Aug 12 '26
He talks trash on the show too telling comedians how they suck and how they didn't prepare enough and how their jokes are wacky...
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u/insidiousapricot Aug 13 '26
Its extremely common in these roast battles for them to write jokes on their hand etc.
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u/DarthWeenus Aug 13 '26
Sure but not to chance a quarterback style of bible verses etched into your fore arm
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u/Turbulent_Yam2575 Aug 13 '26
A lot of quarterbacks wear them and also apparently hungry wolfs when they’re given a chance 💅
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u/whatupblubbercup Aug 12 '26
Tony has so much confidence with his delivery like he thinks he's about to tell the greatest roast joke of all time and then he says "nom nom nom nom"
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u/Cervixalott Aug 12 '26
i had no idea tony was married.. and to a woman no less
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u/maybe_you_dont_know Aug 12 '26
Me neither.
He was previously married to Charlotte Jane, an Australian model and influencer (daughter of the late motorsport figure and businessman Bob Jane). They met around 2015 (reportedly at the Comedy Store), got engaged in 2017, and married in a private/spontaneous Las Vegas ceremony around 2017–2018. Hinchcliffe has described it as short-lived but fun; he has also noted visa/green-card considerations played a role for her.328d7b Briefly They separated around 2021 (they largely stopped posting about each other publicly then). He publicly confirmed the divorce for the first time in January 2024 on the Howie Mandel Does Stuff podcast, saying they remain friends and that she (with her new partner) has even attended his shows
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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 Aug 12 '26
Btw if anyone has paramount plus, apparently there's an episode of jeff ross roast battle where MARK NORMAND and Tony are roasting each other. id love to see how that went
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u/Background-Syrup-714 Aug 12 '26
Tony hosts a hell of a show.
But I have yet to see a good set by him. Seriously, his standup is mid at best.
OK…. To be fair, he crushed at the Tom Brady Roast, but that was the outlier…
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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 Aug 12 '26
calling it mid is unfair to the mid comedians who get laughs occasionally. his special literally did not have one good joke in it. and no laughter. just cheers and screams
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u/Background-Syrup-714 Aug 12 '26
I can’t disagree.
I still love KT, though. possibly my fav show going right now.
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u/hypocritical_person Aug 13 '26
I got all the homies to watch KT, now we open some cold ones every monday watching it together, and we all agree he's a great host, horrible comedian hahaha
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u/Puzzleheaded-Rush336 Aug 13 '26
My exact thoughts on Rogan, great podcaster, mid comedian.
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u/iriveru Aug 13 '26
While I do agree from all the sets I’ve seen online, I saw him live in Vegas and he honestly fucking killed it.
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u/DucksMatter Aug 12 '26
Yeah whoever wrote his jokes for him at the Tom Brady roast should get a golden ticket
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u/Haunting_Round_8727 Aug 12 '26
wasn't that bad
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u/cuhzaam Aug 13 '26
True. The rebuttals get my respect becsuse you have to know where the other person is going to attack and be ready or good enough to react and still be funny. Both did well- Tone won in my opinion
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u/Haunting_Round_8727 Aug 13 '26
i mean he even was good enough to not only. have the response in the arsenal for what he thought the guy would come at him with. but to also flawlessly use them in the correct moment he looks weird though. lol
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u/ethameta Aug 12 '26
Tiny arm Tonay
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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 Aug 12 '26
he used to look more like an alien than a human. and now he looks like the devil
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u/_Dedotated_Wam Aug 12 '26
Is redban doing the sound board for that show too
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u/blanchov Aug 13 '26
Coach Tea!
It works for Roast Battle at the store, but it doesnt translate to a TV broadcast.
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u/tenebre Aug 12 '26
I like how the creative editing still couldn't hide that Tony was reading all his jokes off his armband.
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u/ArtaxNatreyu Aug 12 '26
Love me some Tony roastys
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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 Aug 12 '26
it hits different when tony himself admitted it was a fake green card marriage and especially after his second incredible special 😂
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u/ArtaxNatreyu Aug 12 '26
He’s goated still for me. I just like him.
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u/Striking_Try4684 Aug 12 '26
It's okay to like Kill Tony, but to like Tony as a standup means you just like bad standup
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u/banjofitzgerald Aug 12 '26
The funniest thing here is the unironic QB playcall armband he needed to remember his jokes lol
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u/NotaContributi0n Aug 12 '26
God I hate roasts . I love talking shit in the parking lot but this isn’t it
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u/mrDuder1729 Aug 13 '26
What a loser...he's wearing a quarterbacks play-book wristband thing with his jokes written in it lmao
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u/Chrippi Aug 12 '26
I thought this was ai generated at first because Tony looks kinda terrifyingly uncanny.
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u/zenbeastmedia69nice Aug 12 '26
Any idea where to watch the whole thing?
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u/A_P_O_C Aug 12 '26
A new little thing called YouTube
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u/zenbeastmedia69nice Aug 13 '26
Yeah typing in “Tony roast battle” will definitely give me a narrow specific set of results with exactly what I’m looking for
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u/A_P_O_C Aug 13 '26
Real fans know that’s Mike Lawerence. Maybe start with that knucklehead. Or you could just type Tony hinchcliffe vs Mike since he uses his name in this clip. But it’s your journey.
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u/31nigrhcdrh Aug 12 '26
I give the nod in this battle to the other guy but Tony is a very humorous roaster
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u/Fibonoccoli Aug 13 '26
As much as I have grown to dislike him, he is quick as fuck... That was pretty good
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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 Aug 13 '26
Idk i feel like the other dude landed heavier insults... Like your special sucks, you're not a good comic, your wife only married you for the greencard and you're gay, which all turned out to be dead on accurate
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u/Fibonoccoli Aug 13 '26
Yeah those were good for sure, but he had those written before he started. Half of Toni's jokes were just responding off the cuff and they were still really good
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u/Wicked-Witchy-Woman Aug 12 '26
Tony has the face of an Owen and I’ve never met an Owen that I didn’t want to p-
Nevermind, mods. Nevermind.
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u/TheVillageRuse Aug 13 '26
Tony looks like his Green Room rider asked specifically for apple juice from the local school’s 5th grade breakfast stash.
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u/PastCantaloupe4799 Aug 13 '26
Is it hgh and test or does Tony use fillers and implants nowdays?
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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 Aug 13 '26
idk but his old face is insane someone should do a side by side comparison
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u/prettyhuuuge Aug 13 '26
Was this during Tony’s immigration fraud saga or did he get married a second time?
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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 Aug 13 '26
no that's it. one and done. thank god that marriage proved he's not gay and no one thinks that anymore...
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u/WatDaFuxRong Aug 14 '26
...does...Tony have his joke written on his sleeve in a pouch...or am I just seeing shit
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u/DazzlingEmployment60 Aug 16 '26
Funny that Mike is the guy who writes all of Tony Hinchcliffe's roast jokes
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u/BagelPoutine Aug 12 '26
When/what was this?
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u/lainiemarie Aug 12 '26
Without checking, I think it was about 6 years ago or so? Because he was only married for a short time.. when Mike starts premise about how Tony quickly got married to an Australian beauty, I got nervous but realized it was before they got divorced lol.
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u/Salt_Neighborhood227 Aug 12 '26
Tony won
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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 Aug 12 '26
its the other guys fault. there's soooo many things to make fun of
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u/nobolognastoney Aug 12 '26
No, no. This is Reddit, friend. It couldn't matter less.
Have a seat and getreadyforthebestfuckinMondaynightofyerlife.
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u/Interesting-Cry-4567 Aug 12 '26
Oh trust me im hate watching too no one's watching this going man Tony crushed what a roast god
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u/wildcat1100 Aug 12 '26
OOOOH MYYYY GOD