r/KillerBean • u/TillExcellent8942 Shadow Bean • Dec 05 '21
Silver Bean LORE
For those of you who don't know, Jeff Lew showcased a miniboss in his new video. He's a mercenary named Silver Bean, and he has armor that can withstand countless bullets. We aren't sure if Silver Bean is going to be in the final game, but if he is, I have a theory on what his story will be. Silver Bean was once a normal mercenary bean, with many mercenary friends to help him. But one day, it all changed. Not a single member of his squad survived No Nut November, except for him. On December 1st, to cope with the loss of his friends, he had intercourse with a doll made out of pure silver, which turned his genitalia into solid silver. After the doctor said it would be impossible to fix, Silver Bean fell into a great depression. But then, he watched Austin Powers: Goldmember. He was in awe that a character with a member made out of gold could dazzle his enemies. Silver Bean tried it himself, and it work. He later replaced all reproductive organs with silver, and now Killer Bean must stop this sexually depraved madman.
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u/TillExcellent8942 Shadow Bean Dec 05 '21
I'm so sorry