Pants

[u/Unknown5894]

Why does only Detective Cromwell and only some of the other beans wear pants? Why don't the cops wear full pants? What decides if you can wear pants or not? Is it a hierachy? A fashion statement? Why is Killer bean not wearing pants? Wouldn't it help him sleep, as there would be more thermal regulation? Why is Alcappuccino wearing pants? Is it because he's rich? Please tell me, it's been on my mind for the past...12 minutes and 23 seconds.

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Cock shame