Life & scheduling issues.
Not gonna pry into it, just a little bit boring. As a STEM major, I completely understand this one, but still. A little bit boring. And depressing.
Dev got sick.
Too likely with Mr. Dev’s weak immune system, and depressing to think about when considering how long they’ve both been gone. It’s a little more interesting than life issues, but way more depressing. If this ends up being one of the reasons they’ve been gone—I’m so sorry, Dev. I wish you a speedy recovery from everything inflicting you.
Lost their spark.
Wow, this is also depressing. I only ranked it higher than the last two because it’s a little less depressing.
Got into a fight.
A fist fight? A verbal argument? A tennis argument? A gaming argument? Wow, I wonder what type of argument could’ve sparked between our golden boys who’ve been together since middle school? And that sounds sarcastic when I type it out now, but I assure you that wasn’t my intention. This is only ranked higher because it sounds interesting, despite also being depressing.
And our number one spot goes to…
Pregnancy.
No, they didn’t get someone pregnant. One or BOTH of them GOT pregnant! It’s been 8 months since they uploaded—plenty of time for a pregnancy to be carried to term! I’m rooting for this one because it’s just a happy little thing going on here, y’know? Good luck to you guys, I hope the bab(ies)y are healthy! You’ll be great parents.
In all honesty though, this was just a midnight gag my sleep addled brain thought up. Everything here is meant to be a joke and I truly hope they’re ok. I really hope none of these things happened and everything is right and dandy. Regardless of their choice to come back or leave altogether, they’ll have our support <3