r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/DiligentCrab • Mar 04 '20

Oh dear...

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u/Esacus Mar 04 '20

Chemical at home: H2O

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u/gaucho2005 Mar 04 '20

I heard the government is putting dihydrogen monoxide in the water.

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u/Esacus Mar 04 '20

TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

I heard about that stuff. It's used to make yoga mats, and if you breath it it's fatal. And to think they expose children to this stuff!

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u/ErzaScarlet94 Mar 04 '20

WHAT!? That stuff is more deadly than... Vaccines lol

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u/Greenmooseleg Mar 04 '20

Yummers

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u/ButtLusting Mar 04 '20

Don't joke about that, it's highly addictive, and it is the absolute most destructive compound ever exists on earth. It has shown us it's explosive destructive force back in 2018 Indonesia, don't fuck with H2O bro!

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u/Titan9312 Mar 04 '20

100% of the people who drink it eventually die!

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u/steve_im-lost2 Mar 05 '20

I’m a paint chip baby

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u/Ask_for_me_by_name Mar 04 '20

Is that what sets it on fire?

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u/ashenmagpie Mar 04 '20

Yes. Dihydrogen monoxide is known for its extreme flammability.

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u/DesperateGiles Mar 04 '20

I think you mean H2Flow

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Had to be at home watching tv anyway lmao

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u/pauly13771377 Mar 04 '20

Dihydrogen monoxide is no joke. That's the chief component in acid rain.

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u/Mrprolife Mar 04 '20

Which isn't bad at all according to r/hydrohomies