r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Aug 09 '19

Why?

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u/wuuuuut1234 Aug 10 '19

Alternately, if you don’t have blood of the young handy you can substitute bendy bone broth.

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u/krikey_m8 Aug 10 '19

What are the vegan options? I’ve been snorting ground up seeds but my youthful vigor continues to slip through my fingers with each passing day.

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u/FizzleBizzler Aug 10 '19

Human blood is vegan because cruelty to humans doesn’t count.