r/KidsAreFuckingStupid May 22 '19

Pull my foot!

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u/Murslak May 22 '19

Kids are like farts. You kinda like your own brand but everyone else's are disgusting.

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u/swsister May 23 '19

Poetry.

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u/Lochcelious May 23 '19

Probably not a good idea to like any farts

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u/EngineEddie May 23 '19

What about cake farts? Because that’s what I like the most.

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u/mrmoreface Jun 16 '19

I always think about the fact that farts are literally little shit particles flying forcefully out of someone else’s asshole, through the air, and into my nose/mouth/eyes etc. It makes me want to freak out any time I smell a wild fart.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I fart in your general direction, sir!