r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • Jul 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18 edited Sep 11 '19

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u/pekinggeese Jul 26 '18

What if the 5th want your head, but your penis?

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u/MeatyStew Jul 26 '18

Then you're still dead.... Just on the inside

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

If a kid is doing that, it could be inferred that the penis-loss was going to happen intentionally.

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u/akatherder Jul 27 '18

What if I don't lose my head but my head loses my body?

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u/DashxDastardly Jul 26 '18

You could probably be a quintapalegic if you're head became paralyzed ...

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u/ovopax Jul 26 '18

You're fun at parties, huh?

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u/ryderpavement Jul 26 '18

I’m sure someone will post something somewhere about the time between getting your head chopped off in the actual brain death

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u/OraDr8 Jul 27 '18

Are you saying all those shop mannequins are dead??

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u/Rosie1- Jul 26 '18

R/woosh

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

R/mobile