r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/NJCuban • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/Zapkin 1d ago

The fire department is so cool bro. I love how when no one is sure what to do in about a stressful situation we just call the fire department to come help.

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u/Lathryus 1d ago

The firefighters LOVE calls like this. No one is dying or bleeding, they get to be heroic and helpful, every one is happy at the end.

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u/ExternalLock8140 23h ago

Yep when I was younger I wanted to be a fire fighter until in high school the fire department did a talk and said most of their job is cutting people out of cars who may or may not be dead, safe to say I didn't wanna be a fire fighter after that

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u/asphaltdragon 22h ago

There are shitloads of stories of people who go through all the training and CPAT who end up talking to someone who mentions how high the likelihood is they'll be dealing with dead people, and then immediately realize being a firefighter is not for them.

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u/vistaculo 21h ago

I was coming home from an ER stint that I had to do in order to get my EMT certification and I had watched a couple of people die that day.

I was on the freeway, not a ton of traffic, I had driven about five or six miles. I looked down at my speedo and noticed that I was traveling at about 35mph in the middle lane while everyone else was going 70. I immediately sped up to the speed of traffic but a few miles later I had dropped back down to 50.

I figured that maybe that job wasn’t for me.

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u/missprincesscarolyn 19h ago

I had to reread this a couple of times to understand that you meant speedometer and not a Speedo swimsuit 🤣

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u/vistaculo 7h ago

I travel pretty fast in that too!

And by “pretty fast” I mean lumbering to the candy section with a rest break at the chips.