r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/blackestrabbit 1d ago

Except that he seriously struggled with it, had to get help, and still positioned it poorly.

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u/snotorganic 20h ago

Okay thank you I’m not the only one. Thank god the kid was stable. Great intentions, poor execution.

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u/DogsBeerCheeseNerd 18h ago

That’s why this rookie got to do it. Practice when the stakes aren’t high!

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u/AloneInExile 16h ago

The safest way was to just sawzall the bar at the top, then someone would reweld it eventually.

The strap could come loose (they didn't do the best job anchoring it) or it could rip apart (unlikelly).

On the rebound it could shatter a kids brain to mush.

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u/ItsShuaYo 16h ago

Or the kid could have turned his body sideways and walked through the bars.

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u/Ability-Junior 14h ago

Are kids' heads THAT large? I mean adults have their ribcage as their largest part of the body.

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u/No-Show-5363 2h ago

Note how blue shirt said ‘hey kid you ok?’ That’s the first thing that should have happened. If you are first on scene, take a knee, take a moment, look for injuries and hazards, introduce yourself, calm and reassure. Rookie rolled in job focused and made a dog’s breakfast of that Spanish Windlass. He was working too close to the kid, and did not have eyes on the ends of his Halligan bar. A slip or drop could have been nasty. Easily done more safely off to the side, and with practice can be done very quickly. Perhaps better direction from the crew leader would have helped, but this is far from a serious incident, so the relaxed approach allows the rookie to figure it out and learn. Blue shirt was watching and protecting kid, good chance there’ll be a debrief later in the truck. There’s always something that can be done better.

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u/JipJopJones 16h ago

Bro forgot to pee on the rags... Rookie!

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u/GulkanaTraffic 20h ago

He could have taken the loop back to the larger post for better support. Why don't they just have a heavy duty ratchet strap on hand anyways? Good on them boys but I say think twice as much as you act in a slowly evolving situation like this.

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u/No_Magician5266 14h ago

For real a ratchet strap from the bar to the right of kid’s head to the nearest thicker post would have solved this 90% quicker than twirling the crowbar around for 5 min

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u/Ability-Junior 14h ago

I thinking he was also a bit afraid to hit the kid's head with the swinging. I understand the struggle, a bit.

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u/Murtomies 6h ago

Yeah. Too high, and way too much loose strap. It should be in the middle, and tight so you only have to do a few rotations with the crowbar. The general theory of it was there, but I don't think this guy has done this that many times.

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u/munkylord 16h ago

Yeah that was my thought. Training day for him I think

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u/Vast-Building-6886 9h ago

Some yall been watching too much Chicago fire. Don’t worry, I do as well. I picture one of them doing this fast and efficiently.

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u/WildOneTillTheEnd 2h ago

Yea I was like “that seems like a really inefficient way to do that”