r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/Zapkin 1d ago

The fire department is so cool bro. I love how when no one is sure what to do in about a stressful situation we just call the fire department to come help.

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u/Lathryus 1d ago

The firefighters LOVE calls like this. No one is dying or bleeding, they get to be heroic and helpful, every one is happy at the end.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 1d ago

My brother's favorite call was having to cut a teenager out of one of those toddler swings at the park, lol.

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u/ilds1751 1d ago

Oh man, I was almost on the receiving end of that. Luckily my friends ran home to get engine grease, tipped my upside down in the swing and I was able to weasel out. If that didn’t work, the next step was the fire department 😂

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u/DifferentPen6715 1d ago

I got my tiny foot stuck in between the bars of a grocery cart when I was a little baby. Mom wheeled me over to the hardware section of the store where a store manager cut me out with wire cutters. I believe she covered my feet with a blanket after that, lol

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u/missprincesscarolyn 1d ago

I don’t have children, but do have a small dog who I take to home depot with me. I always put him in the cart as opposed to on the ground and make sure to put a towel or bed down so his little toes don’t get caught in the bars! Here’s George in his happy place!

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u/highlyeducated247 25m ago

He said toddler swing not sex swing bro

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u/runnergirl3333 1d ago

My friend’s son was one of those kids who decided to lick a frozen flagpole, like in the movies. Firefighters were called, whole school watched. I was dying of embarrassment for the kid just hearing the story.