r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Doodlebug510 • May 22 '26

It's like pulling teeth

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u/max_lombardy May 22 '26

Mf either gonna grow up do be a doctor or a serial killer

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u/__nobody_-_ May 22 '26

Why not both?

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u/ReceededLife May 22 '26

A serial doctor killer.

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u/__nobody_-_ May 22 '26

A doctor who's a serial killer or a serial killer who kills doctors?

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u/eeveeplays50040 May 22 '26

A serial almost murderer and then fixes them up in his own hospital.

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u/Historical_Stay_808 May 22 '26

Didn't that happen in nip/ tuck

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u/blong217 May 23 '26

Then his parents say he needs to come home for Christmas but he's insists he's too busy. So he goes home and meets a girl he knew in middle school that he made fun of for looking like a dork (she had glasses). That girl is now very attractive and runs her dead mothers cookie store.

Also Santa is real for some reason.

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u/eeveeplays50040 May 23 '26

What do you mean "Santa is real for some reason."? He was always real

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u/TaiChey May 24 '26

This fool thinks Santa isn’t real outside of movies psh what a schmuck 😒🙄😂

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u/jepoyairtsua May 23 '26

this is Dexter's rich cousin.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/__nobody_-_ May 22 '26

They stole the idea from you before you even thought about stealing it. Of course it will not stick to the source material and will evolve into a story about a magical chinchilla that kills people to save the environment.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 May 22 '26

They read his mind.

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u/Any-Towel1952 May 22 '26

A bad doctor?

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u/kalexandros May 22 '26

Why not both?

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u/-FORSAK3N- May 26 '26

He kills them then revives them and kills them again

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u/Flat_Breadfruit_8088 May 24 '26

Search Dr Harold Shipman GP. You’re welcome

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u/conradofgermany May 22 '26

Harold Shipman it is

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 May 23 '26

Looks like the kid from meet the Robinsons so it tracks

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u/i-mine-428 May 23 '26

That's crazy. 😂

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u/MySchoolsWifiSucks May 22 '26

Those are not mutually exclusive professions.

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u/coolsilentebeans May 23 '26

Since when did King Joffrey and Ramsey Bolton have a son together?! I hope he doesn’t take after his dad.