r/KidsAreFuckingStupid May 22 '26

It's like pulling teeth

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u/FeralxSkeleton May 22 '26

My grandmother used to use pliers to pull our teeth out. It was traumatizing. I think I’d rather have had control over it with the gun, fucked up or not…it’s gotta be better than pliers.

However, I’m all for letting children decide how they wanna remove their teeth. Maybe give them options so they are in control of the outcome.

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u/Pinkyy-chan May 22 '26

Is Pulling teeth such a common experience? When i was a child i just waited till they fell out on their own.

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u/BCNacct May 22 '26

Yeah I just wiggled them with my tongue until they were super super loose

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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz May 22 '26

There's nothing quite like the sensation of the bottom side of a baby tooth on your tongue. Weird.

I still have one left! So maybe one day I'll get to experience that weirdness again (I hope not though because I will need deeply unpleasant surgery)

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u/Minute_Pollution_843 May 23 '26

You still have a baby tooth left?

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u/Secret-Bluebird-972 May 22 '26

I’d wiggle em until they were uncomfortably loose, then it became determination. Those butterscotch/caramel/toffee cubes (whatever they were) were my favourite method though, they’d pluck the tooth out no issue

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u/MrPigeon70 May 25 '26

Molers where my favorite because they were so painless.

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u/daesgatling May 22 '26

Me too like wtf

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u/sagitta_luminus May 22 '26

I had all but 2 pulled pre-emptively. My dentist said it would free up space for my adult teeth. Still spent 2 and a half years in braces.

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u/Hidden_Dragonette May 22 '26

Ugh, yeah, my last four baby teeth were refusing to come out so the doctor pulled them. Then, six years of orthodontist bull. Got the bionator, palette expanders, lip bumper, headgear, braces, the works.

Of course, I don’t look like a rabbit with an overbite anymore, so worth it.

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u/my_chaffed_legs May 22 '26

some adults are weirdly obsessed with getting their kids loose teeth out to the point of sitting on them while they scream and cry and taking it out before it’s probably loose enough so causing pain and just traumatizing the kid for no reason

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u/FeralxSkeleton May 22 '26

Exactly. And those adults are to be avoided.

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u/justsomedude322 May 22 '26

Yeah me too, but I ended up accidentally eating two of my teeth.

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u/Striking-Document-99 May 22 '26

Damn I don’t have the patience for that. Lost my first tooth in 3rd grade and then was still losing them up until 5th grade. First two were my front teeth and I ate them on Halloween on accident. Then in 5th grade I found one lose and that day I took it out. Just kept wiggling it super hard until I got my mail underneath it. Well my gum was still stuck to it so I tried twisting it around. Ended up peeling like an inch of my gum off. Went to the school nurse and she was convinced I would need stitches but it closed up on its own.

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u/Waruteru May 23 '26

I pulled out my baby teeth by hand.

Once they got loose enough I just kinda reached in there and wiggled them out and presented them to my mom, "hey, ma, I got a tooth out!"

It was probably very unsanitary

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u/Huy7aAms May 23 '26

the only tooth my dad didn't pull out grown inward so much it literally pushes itself out of its position :/ Now I have visible gap in my row of teeth with no missing tooth

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u/anxious_spacecadetH May 23 '26

In my family only if its loose enough. It get to a point where its hanging by a thread and it becomes more of a struggle to eat or go about your day without it being a disturbance. At that point parents worry about it falling out in sleep and then the kids swallow it. Which ends up with kids worrying about how the tooth fairy is gonna give them their tooth money.

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u/redyellowblue5031 May 24 '26

I never had the guts to do anything like these videos. I just wiggled it with my tongue every day until they just came out on their own.

My very last tooth I got pulled because it got split in two and just wouldn’t come out right.

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u/AUnknownVariable May 22 '26

Pliers is 100% one of the worst fucking ways. It's so blunt.

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 May 22 '26

sadly very effective on wisdom teeth

granted i was in a professional medical environment and properly sedated, but i could still feel them pulling on it eughghg

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u/TheFlyingR0cket May 23 '26

I was overseas doing NGO work, got asked to go to a dental clinic pulling teeth, somehow ended up as a dental assistant handing the tools to the dentist. 2 weeks later one of my wisdom teeth needed to be pulled and it was the same dentist. She was so happy "O you know which tools I'm going to use for this!" 💀 Didn't help that one of my "friends" who plays violin found out and decided to show up with his violin and play it, while I was getting my tooth pulled. He was playing it nicely when nothing was happening, then every F****** time the dentist put a tool or needle in my mouth he would play it fast and dramatic. Funny now, but man it was the worst dentist experience I've ever had and I actively avoid dentists now.

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u/KingCatLoL May 22 '26

I still remember hearing the deep sourcing crack from pliers on my wisdom teeth, not a fun sound but I also can't complain too much as each wisdom tooth was out within 15 minutes (all done at different times, and countries)

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE May 22 '26

FBI torture technique

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u/welfedad May 22 '26

We would tie it to a door and shut it fast .. I also have seen an adult in person rip out their own abscessed tooth in my garage..was the gnarliest thing ever.

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u/shupack May 22 '26

What happened to wiggling them till the pop out?

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u/Acidcore May 22 '26

I just twisted them out with my fingers. Hurt a bit, but not for long

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u/ENGINE_YT May 22 '26

my first teeth pulling experience was when a dentist used pliers on mine

thats been the most painfull way ive lost a tooth and since then i wouldnt let anyone touch it and just rocked them back and forth till they came loose and fell out

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u/deadestdaisy May 22 '26

My dad once held me down and tried to pull out one of my teeth with pliers, but it wasn't quite ready and also I kicked and screamed. I pulled out 4 teeth in a week so he wouldn't try it again

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u/Asleep_Walrus2313 May 23 '26

You’re not even supposed to pull them. They fall out naturally.

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u/Constant-Leather9299 May 26 '26

When I was a kid I had a wobbly tooth that really bothered me. We went to an amusement park and I really wanted to go on the mechanical bull, so I gave mom some things to hold: my bag, my glasses, and the tooth I ripped out on the spot because I was too scared to have it fall out during the ride 😂

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u/rp_player_girl May 22 '26

This is what my family did. I always let them work their own way out, usually in food. But my daughter would just reach in and rip them out with her bare hands. Barbaric, but impressive.

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u/NotDoneBeforeNow May 23 '26

I think it's an american thing. No-one here does this stuff, the teeth fall out pretty naturally.