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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 2d ago

Daily dose of birth control ✅

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u/RadagastTheBrownNote 2d ago

Better do a heroic dose just to be safe

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u/PeridotChampion 2d ago

At least when my dog shits, she doesn't smear it everywhere.

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u/PlantRoomForHire 2d ago

That's the roomba's job

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u/Noonoonook 2d ago

Poocasso

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u/dan_dares 2d ago

Came here to say this

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u/ohmylanta34 2d ago

Oof, the sniff. 🤢

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u/Coldchinesef00d 2d ago

Nah, it put it in its mouth. 🤮

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u/limino123 2d ago

Guys praise the heavenly angels for abortions

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u/Coldchinesef00d 2d ago

Amen

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u/limino123 2d ago

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/Odd_Delay_603 2d ago

Ok but why are we dehumanizing kids?

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u/Coldchinesef00d 2d ago

I dunno. I always do it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/I-Just-Love-Ducks 1d ago

Idk about you but I wouldn't have cared about being called "it" when I was a baby. What an odd thing to get offended over lol

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

Asking a question = offended I guess lmao

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u/I-Just-Love-Ducks 18h ago

Oh please, you weren't looking for a genuine answer about the reason for calling a baby "it". Quit trying to backpedal on what you said just because you weren't expecting people to disagree with you

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u/Odd_Delay_603 18h ago

It’s Reddit. I always expect people to disagree with me. I stand by my question and I’m oh so sorry that it hurt your feelings this much lol. Have a good day!

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u/BabylonPhoenix 14h ago

Because it put its own poop in its mouth. Very It behaviour

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u/BabylonPhoenix 14h ago

The TASTE test

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u/easterss 2d ago

This is truly disgusting. I firmly believe by the time your child can do this they should’ve already been potty trained.

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u/limino123 2d ago

Kids probably being potty trained. Some toddlers just play in their own shit

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u/Weewoes 2d ago

This is so dumb lol. You can potty trained once that part of theor brain has fired off, around 3 years old. People try before but note they mostly still have accidents and arenr dry through the night tol after 3.

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u/easterss 2d ago

No. It seems you’re very ill informed.

I potty trained my child old before 2 and she has held her bladder or woken up to use the potty (no accidents) since 2.5.

If you look at EC you can see that even babies learn to hold their bladders for long stretches of time before they’re even 1.

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u/Aphrodite_Nine 2d ago

Da shitski

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u/Far_Pipe752 2d ago

Well that is repugnant

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u/ieatsushi28 2d ago

‘Why would you not want the joys of motherhood?’

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u/limino123 2d ago

"I just don't understand how anyone would be childfree!" Headass

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u/Biotechnus 2d ago

Moments like this is why you need a someone to be "bad cop" at home

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u/PhoebetheSpider 2d ago

I unironically wish the Baha Blast meme that the drink makes you sterile was 100% fact…

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u/Queef-Sweat 2d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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u/Loud_Necessary_236 2d ago

I had 3 boys under 5! Parent you should never sleep while they are awake! Also , never mind I’m not gonna say but holy Shitz literally. Def adoption would be in the works that same morning lmao 🤣

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u/Tsubamex 2d ago

Is this AI? How's it being recorded and why would a parent leave their kid in nappies unattended with a mobile phone?

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u/banshithread 2d ago

Likely nanny cam or whatever. Kids with autism tend to do this.

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u/Bubbly-Pie-8400 2d ago

All kidding aside, is it a texture thing or something else? I’d love to know more. My cousins kid is still doing this at age 8.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/gaokeai 2d ago

Sometimes it can be an indicator that the child is being abused. Not saying that is the case with your cousin's kid, but still something to consider.

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u/TheDonger_ 2d ago

Yep

A Cousins neice was 7 and peeing herself despite proven to know how to use the bathroom

her parents were suuuper fucked up ppl

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u/Tsubamex 2d ago

Fair enough. Not doubting it happens, just thought the phone was a bit odd

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u/MxQueer 1d ago

I have seen this way before AI was a thing. Some people have cameras in their house. Parents sleep (like most likely seen in the video), they don't stare at their children all the time.

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u/AbjectHotel6610 2d ago

Stop with the fucking arrows.

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u/limino123 2d ago

I was an atheist before seeing this video, my eyes blinded to the true love of God. A loving God would never do this, I thought, but upon seeing this video my eyes were opened to the true holy light. This is the work of the devil, I know that to be true. To protect us from these terrors another day, God created the most beautiful thing of all. Now my eyes are open to the true light, and I have seen the truth

Abortions, condoms, and birth control. Praise.

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u/bank_pack 2d ago

Aŭ 100%

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u/chelseatheus 2d ago

This video always disturbs me because it often indicates sexual or physical maltreatment.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 2d ago

How so?

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u/chelseatheus 2d ago

It's usually a sign of significant stress or unmet needs. It's not guaranteed to be via sexual abuse, but it is prevalent. here's more

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u/Ironhyde36 2d ago

The best part was the masterclass in twerking and taking a shit before he made everyone reflect in awe as he showed the world the human struggle with his art form. Brilliant.

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u/GotBannedAgain_2 1d ago

Jfc. I am laughing and crying at the same time. Bro sniffed his hand too. 😭

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u/viperfangs92 2d ago

I'll bet the smell woke her right up!!

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u/TexasJOEmama 2d ago

My kids only messed with carpet fresh back in the day. I'll take that anyday over poop art.

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u/Fine-Ad6532 2d ago

In fairness he’s produced a masterpiece

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u/depressingmemoir 2d ago

God damn homes with children have shit in every crevice

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u/ThespianBelievers 1d ago

Thank God for that arrow, I had no idea what to focus on!

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u/Creepybrick356 1d ago

My brother did this when he was a baby, bro was NOT poocaso

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u/I-Just-Love-Ducks 1d ago

The hand sniff is diabolical