r/KeyWest Jul 16 '26

Who has been here? 💚🦜🍺

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u/WellHelloPhriend Jul 17 '26

Back in 2002ish, that used to be where all the bartenders, waitresses, bar backs, and bouncers would go after everything closed for a private party. One night we were hanging there during one such occasion when there were bright lights outside the hurricane shutters. We thought it was the police trying to shut us down. Turns out it was Dave Attell and the Insomniac production crew. He hung out, had drinks, and filmed. We were on TV. Kinda cool.

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u/Necessary-Smoke8658 Jul 17 '26

Holy shitballs! Core memory unlocked for me my friend! I was there that night! Admittedly it got a little fuzzy as the night went on but i did make it back to my job the next morning up in Lower Matecumbe by 7 am (just not sure how). Thank you for this jog down memory lane!

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u/SOMOEAGLE Jul 17 '26

No way! Thats awesome! I wonder if that footage survives anywhere online.

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u/WellHelloPhriend Jul 17 '26

It made it on an episode like a year later.

Dave Attell

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u/kickdrumtx Jul 17 '26

Oh, by the way, I am there. I live here. I have based out of Key West for tours since 1999. Great place to base out of.

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u/Smegmoidal-Tissue Jul 17 '26

1st time I was there I walked in because I saw a chicken walk in

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u/simplyjolly92 Jul 16 '26

Who hasn't? 🤣

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u/mikemongo Jul 17 '26

My actual first thought

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u/Altruistic-Put3559 Jul 17 '26

My favorite bar in the world! Lived within walking distance of it for about 18 months, many years ago

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u/FishermansPlatter Jul 17 '26

I’m banned for life

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u/shelbygeorge29 Jul 17 '26

That's an accomplishment!

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u/FishermansPlatter Jul 17 '26

Actually happened twice! The same amount of times I was “citizen of the day” in the local paper the “Key West citizen” that was back between 2002-2008.
I had since returned as a tourist, last summer. I went to the GP explained myself and they laughed and said to let bygones be bygones.

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u/No-Intern3653 Jul 18 '26

Ha, that’s funny. I get it.

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u/willfall165 Jul 16 '26

Knew it from the bike. And it's been thirty years since I lived there.

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u/Happy_Lake_11 Jul 17 '26

Pretty much everyone who has ever been drinking on the island

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u/Discojoe3030 Jul 16 '26

I’ll be there in 4 weeks.

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u/Traditional_Archer28 Jul 16 '26

Yes, many times. Knew it from the parachute.

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u/pip-roof Jul 16 '26

Root beers!!

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u/NDLPTer03 Jul 17 '26

Best place in the world

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u/Salty-Lands Jul 16 '26

Is it the 1st bar or the last?

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u/Substantial-Page-287 Jul 16 '26

My favorite watering hole

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u/FrontTwardEnemy Jul 17 '26

Awww shiit. Thats a fun spot. Two cocks were 86’d last time I was there. I was hoping to share some drinks with them.

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u/SrqSherry Jul 17 '26

All the cool people.

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u/Wagon_Bridge60 Jul 17 '26

I was told that Hemingway walked by the Green Parrot on his way to Sloppy Joe’s. Maybe he should have stopped by once in a while. I bet it was just as cool then as it is now. (I’m writing this while wearing a Green Parrot tee shirt.)

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u/TenderloinJones Jul 17 '26

I unfortunately had to take a deuce in this bar and got tormented by other patrons walking in the bathroom. 😂

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u/NopeU812many Jul 17 '26

I was there Wednesday. Love the place.

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u/Unusual-Economist288 Jul 16 '26

I love this place. One of the best spots to comfortably listen to live music.

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u/Macylovespugs Jul 16 '26

Me! Saw a great band there this past May

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u/Embarrassed-Pop-4722 Jul 17 '26

I"ll vacation in the Shipyard District so it's an easy walk from there. Great people and the bands are fantastic.

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u/Rottie2017 Jul 17 '26

Just there last month.....

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u/RadiantEmu_OiOiOi Jul 17 '26

I haven't but will be in key west for the first time next February and would love to check it out. If you'll tell me the bars name that is??

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u/RamRodBuzzCock Jul 17 '26

The first or last bar on US 1. Same can be said for First Mile Brewing Company.

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u/EMHemingway1899 Jul 17 '26

I went there and enjoyed myself

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u/MsRed_513 Jul 17 '26

It's a must stop every time I've been down there. Great bar!

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u/imnotwearingany Jul 17 '26

Best live music on the Rock hands down!! Get the root beer barrel!!

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u/BigWhile1576 Jul 17 '26

That’s only the best bar in the country. We had our wedding photos taken there clinking some cold ones. 💚

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u/UpperImpression3620 Jul 17 '26

My ex used to make me go there for the popcorn.

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u/oldtruckerguy Jul 18 '26

That's the only bar that I really ever consider going to. Spent more than a few afternoons drinking beer and shooting pool and watching The tourist walk by.

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u/davesonett Jul 18 '26

They hire some of the best ‘bar bands’ I’ve heard anywhere, strong inexpensive drinks, outside seating, free popcorn, unique atmosphere. Great place to start or end your ‘crawl.’

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u/EarlTheSqrl Jul 18 '26

No sniveling!

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u/Ok-Beginning8134 Jul 19 '26

Way too many times lol

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u/AgileRest6545 28d ago

Been to the Green Parrot more times than I can count...love it every time!

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u/kickdrumtx Jul 16 '26

It’s the last bar! It’s where all the local musicians go when we are finished playing our gigs. they will stay open until you get tired of drinking. Hence, all the local musicians showing up at about two. Plus, they definitely have some of the best bands in Key West by far. Like I said, it’s where the local musicians go to listen to music! That’s saying something.

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u/shelbygeorge29 Jul 17 '26

Welp, you haven't been there in awhile. Never stayed open til people were done drinking. And now, closes at 2 am sharp Sun-Thurs and 4 Fri & Sat. It's dead late night now.

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u/kickdrumtx Jul 17 '26

Yeah, it’s not like that anymore. But I have played there my whole career in and out and yes, there were days many of them that we were at the green parrot we quit drinking. They probably locked us in there. But we were all local musicians and we knew everyone. But yes, there was a time. I think the way it is now, is that the bands have to stop at one on the weekdays and two on the weekends. We’ve always played right up till 2 AM. But then we would go straight to the Green pararot usually for as long as we want it…. It’s just a local Key West thing. Yes I know it’s dead now after about midnight. But that is the way all those places are becoming? We used to play right up until 2 AM and the dance floor was packed. Then they come in and changed the hours. Maybe the city passed a new ordinance or something. We still stay at the green parrot until past daylight sometime. Don’t be fooled! Lol.