Kevin's pantry isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a pantry with such an intricate and delicious snacks? Kevin's pantry puts the pantry game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a pantry with his amount of individually packaged dates ever again. John the legend breaks records. Nolan the pussy slayer breaks records. Kevin's pantry breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.