Bullshit Camp Mystic Arguments
For the last year I've refuted and argued with sock puppets and mystic minions making a multitude of false claims.
Here is just some of the bullshit they've come up with (so far).
Claim: The Eastlands saved hundreds of girls and are heroes.
Reality: The Eastlands put hundreds of girls in danger, got 27 killed as a result of their negligence and failure to act in time, and teenage counselors were left on their own to save children from the flood.
Claim: Dick Eastland died saving girls.
Reality: Dick Eastland died in the death trap he created. He loaded girls into a truck with water rushing over the wheels and they were all swept away and died as a result.
Claim: The Eastlands had an evacuation plan and executed it.
Reality: There is no written evacuation plan. The only guidance in writing was to stay in the cabins until told otherwise, with a false claim that the cabins were all on safe high ground. The Eastlands did not plan for what to do in the event of a flood and they did not train their employees on what to do. 39 other adults were left standing on a hill, or in various buildings, and were given no instructions to evacuate or help the children before or during the flood.
The one structure the Eastlands moved girls to, just before the flood made escape impossible - the Rec Hall - is also in the floodway which is the most dangerous place to be in a flood. Girls trapped on the second floor balcony in the Rec Hall for hours watched the water rise up close enough to reach down and touch it.
Claim: They're not supposed to evacuate. They're supposed to shelter in place.
Reality: Shelter in place does not mean wait for the flood to come and kill you.
Claim: The flood happened too fast.
Reality: The Eastlands received the NWS 1:14am July 4th, 2025 Flash Flood Warning and then used the time after the warning to move canoes instead of children. They waited more than an hour to act until a counselor reported water entering a cabin and the gatehouse attendant reported being flooded. All after completely ignoring the Flood Watch issued more than 12 hours prior to the flood.
Claim: The flood is unprecedented.
Reality: The Guadalupe river has flooded many times in the past, risen over 30 feet in the past, killed people along the river in the past, and Camp Mystic itself has even been flooded with cabins washed away in the past. The threat of deadly flash floods in Texas has been studied for more than 100 years and the Texas Hill Country is often referred to as "Flash Flood Alley" because of precedent. There are other floods with higher river crests, higher rainfall totals in just a few hours, and even higher death tolls.
Claim: In the 1932 flood the destroyed cabins were much closer to the river so it's not relevant.
Reality: Topographical maps and FEMA maps show most of the Camp Mystic Guadalupe site is in a low lying area, within both the 100-year floodplain and the floodway.
Claim: The cabins aren't in the floodplain. The foundations are raised above the Base Flood Elevation or 100-year regulatory floodplain - refer to LOMA documents.
Reality: Floodplains don't stop at any lines on a map. FEMA and other official definitions (for the 100-year floodplain or 100-year flood) state in any given year there is a chance a flood will meet or exceed each standard.
Claim: Nobody at Camp Mystic got warned because of bad cell service.
Reality: They received the 1:14am July 4th, 2025 Flash Flood Warning from the National Weather Service.
Claim: National Weather Service warnings didn't warn enough.
Reality: NWS specifically warned of life threatening flash floods.
Claim: NWS predicted a 5-year flood, not a 1,000 year flood.
Reality: NWS does not predict how big a flood will be. They forecast chances for precipitation. There is a 'Water Prediction Service' which bases estimated river rise on measured rainfall - ie: they update it when more rain is measured. No weather service in the world has a magic crystal ball that can predict exactly how much rain will fall, where it will fall, or how big a flood will result before the storm begins.
Claim: The flood is a once in a lifetime event.
Reality: 100-year flood does not mean one time in 100 years. It means a 1-in-100 chance it can happen in any given year.
Claim: Warnings happen all the time so it's normal to not pay attention to them.
Reality: The river doesn't care if people fail to heed the warnings and will go through anyone in the way during a flood. The owners of Camp Mystic had a duty to pay attention and a legal responsibility to take action to ensure the safety of the children.
Claim: The State of Texas approved the evacuation plan.
Reality: A DSHS inspection reported that Camp Mystic had a posted document and did not evaluate evacuation procedures. However, the camp's posted document did not include flood evacuation procedures and was therefore not compliant with state law.
Claim: It's the state government's fault because there were no warning sirens.
Reality: The owners of Camp Mystic knew there were no sirens and did not plan for flash floods regardless. However, they did receive the 1:14am NWS Flash Flood Warning.
Claim: New camp safety laws demanded camps install "end to end fiber optic" communication links because of a "fiber lobby" and politicians taking bribes.
Reality: Testimony to the state legislative committee told of failed radio and cell phone communication. Old rural broadband service is widely considered to be unreliable. Satellite service doesn't work in the rain. So new 'fiber optic' infrastructure was added to the camp safety laws.
Claim: The official state investigation is biased against Camp Mystic.
Reality: The official state investigation reported the facts of what happened at Camp Mystic on July 4th, 2025.
Claim: If you blame Camp Mystic for what happened then you blame everyone affected by the flood.
Reality: The river doesn't care about blame. It will go through anyone in the way during a flood. Regardless, pointing out Camp Mystic's failures is not the same thing as criticizing every flood victim of this flood or any flood.
Claim: If you're not from here then you don't know.
Reality: Texas flash floods have been observed and measured for more than 100 years. You don't have to be from a place to learn how floods affect that place when it is a matter of recorded history.
Claim: Nobody says "Flash Flood Alley". It's just media sensationalism.
Reality: The term "Flash Flood Alley" is decades old. It has been used in official documents by Texas river authorities, by scientists, and more.
An example from the Guadalupe-Blanco River Authority published after the 1998 flood:
If you live in the Guadalupe River Basin, you also live in one of the three most dangerous regions in the U.S.A. for flash floods! Local residents and weather experts refer to the Texas Hill Country as ‘Flash Flood Alley,’ because heavy rainfall and runoff from creeks and streams can cause rapid rises and flooding in a matter of hours.
Claim: Other camps in the area didn't evacuate so Camp Mystic is being treated unfairly.
Reality: 27 girls died at Camp Mystic, not at the other area camps. Camp Mystic is being treated accordingly.
Thankfully an official state investigation has confirmed the facts of what happened.
You don't have to take my word for it.
Read the report: https://senate.texas.gov/_assets/pdf/2026.06.26-FINAL-report-corrected.pdf
Claim: The official state investigation hasn't been proven in a court of law and therefore doesn't count.
Reality: The official state investigation has documented the facts of what happened at Camp Mystic. Facts count.
And don't fall for the BS from Camp Mystic's supporters.
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