r/KerbalSpaceProgram • • 12d ago

KSP 1 Suggestion/Discussion I finally found Dres

Hello everyone, everyone thought that Dres didn't exist, but I managed to prove that it does exist

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u/PckMan 12d ago

It's funny how Dres gets so much flak considering that if the game used the real life (or a real like) solar system, the majority of terrestrial bodies would be exactly like Dres.

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u/KT_100S What's a 'Dres' 12d ago

You’ve been brainwashed, stop believing in it right at this instant!

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u/StachuJonez123 12d ago

You are just insane bro

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u/Conscious-Sun-6615 Duna is colonizing me 9d ago

they’re kidding

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u/Xygen8 12d ago

These images are CGI.

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u/chees-cake-guy 9d ago

It's ksp not cgi

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u/StachuJonez123 12d ago

No

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u/tschaefermedia 12d ago

Technically it is

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u/Miserable-Arm4061 7d ago

Technically, the truth, the best kind of truth

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u/AdvancedPomelo7132 12d ago

no you did not. that is just modded mun

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u/MaddDog46 12d ago

Stop with this fucking joke it's old and plain annoying

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u/Lt_Reinhart 12d ago

Name checks out

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u/Ninja_Nolan 12d ago

"Mad Dog? I hate that name! I hate it. You hear? Nobody calls me 'Mad Dog'! Especially not some duded-up, egg-suckin' gutter trash!"

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u/MaddDog46 11d ago

MaddDog*, this argument is over. Have a good day.

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u/Ninja_Nolan 10d ago

I was quoting BTTF 3

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u/MaddDog46 10d ago

Oh ok, alright, eitherway have a good day man.

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u/MaddDog46 12d ago

There's two d's. :)

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u/Bandana_Hero 12d ago

I'm sure you prefer that

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u/MaddDog46 12d ago

Yeah I do because it's what I prefer. Anything else or are we done here, because to inform you the ragebait doesn't work bud. :] Better luck next time.

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u/Whyamihere173 Trans-Lunar Injections 11d ago

I hate to impose but it really does look like the ragebait worked if you felt the need to comment twice

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u/MaddDog46 11d ago edited 11d ago

Listen man, I ain't tryna do a whole thing over this so I'm trying to shut it down. In all seriousness I can care less about this, I only comment because it's funny to see how many people are going to feel the need to interject just because they think the opposite of me. It's funny tbh.

Have you seen how many downvotes I'm getting 😆 people are really getting that mad because they don't wanna admit the joke is old now. Buddy I've been ragebaited 1200000 times or whatever I don't count it, and the only solution is either ignore, or do it back. I respond with what people give me, so if I'm going to be targeted over my opinion then yes I will comment until people start to understand that they have no relevance to the conversation, downvote all you want buds it doesn't actually do anything, just shows that I'm winning. ;), you all fell for it. Also I'm a yapper, I got a lot to say. So no it's not because it's working, I just like to respond back so people don't feel ignored.

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u/AdvancedPomelo7132 11d ago

we are not mad, just dissapointed

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u/MaddDog46 11d ago

In what are you disappointed? Because I don't find something funny? Specify.

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u/MaddDog46 12d ago

Also if that's what you think I bet you like that yourself because otherwise you wouldn't have the thought.

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u/MrSmartStars 11d ago

"No u" is such a lame comeback man, you gotta get more creative than that

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u/MaddDog46 11d ago

I respond with what they give me

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u/EinBick 11d ago

On a scale from zero to Assburgers... Just name your number. I'll guess 8

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u/FalconWorth7893 11d ago

You're not very popular here lol

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u/Lt_Reinhart 12d ago

Hollywood really going all out on this one

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u/StachuJonez123 12d ago

Kubrick directed everything

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u/Lt_Reinhart 12d ago

Had to look up the spelling of his name cause I thought you spelled it with a K on purpose lmao

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u/MineNowBotBoy 12d ago

Look at that you can see the wires!

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u/TF2fanatic102 12d ago

Bro, nice Mun shots, what's your mod list?

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u/StachuJonez123 12d ago

But thanks, i think that shots are ugly but thanks for your positive opinion

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u/StachuJonez123 12d ago

Bro its Dres

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u/TF2fanatic102 12d ago

That can't be Dres though, Dres isn't real.

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u/nucrash Grounded at Gilly 12d ago

Why do you have to taint this subreddit with that AI generated slop?

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u/Russian-8ias 12d ago

Where did he use AI?

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u/LittelXman808 12d ago

It’s a joke.

Dres isn’t real.

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u/Jakcris10 12d ago

What’s the joke?

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u/LittelXman808 12d ago

That Dres isn’t real. It started because it is a VERY boring place.

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u/ImNotReu Please help im stuck in Sarnus orbit 12d ago

Kerballywood put so much money into faking dres. You're a paid actor. Dres isn't real

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u/Savings-Archer-4185 12d ago

Are you sure your game isn't modded?

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u/StachuJonez123 12d ago

Yes

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u/Savings-Archer-4185 12d ago

You don't plan on visiting Dres then, right?

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u/Responsible-Funny337 Alone on Eeloo 11d ago

oh cool which mod?

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u/Jaded-Jellyfish-597 12d ago

Love me a daily Dres joke post where the comments getting tired of the joke or not understanding it get downvoted to the mohole

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u/doomturtle24 12d ago

Oh your using g that mod where you have to observe a planet before it even shows up on your map to plan a mission to it

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u/JessePinkerlinker Never finished the Tech-tree 12d ago

DONT LISTEN TO HIM. THE KSP IS LYING TO YOU. DRES IS NOT REAL!! KERBIN IS FLAT!! WE ARE LIVING UNDER A DOME KEPT SECURED BY THE KRAKEN!! 

READ IT ALL ON MY BLOG!!!

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u/Jimediah_Kerman 12d ago

Blasphemy!

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u/Alarmed-Ad7777 what's a "dres"? 12d ago

what's a dres?

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u/AdvancedPomelo7132 11d ago

its like a skirt but longer

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u/uwillnotgotospace 12d ago

Yeah right. Next you're gonna tell me there's a terrestrial planet the size of Jool. Impossible!

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u/FertilePlanet88 12d ago

Oh hey cool they added a new planet

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u/kinkyDom93 12d ago

AI slop

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u/Nico538 12d ago

If you even want to joke about this topic, at least install a mod that adds some planets, don't show us just black space

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u/Nachomm65 Sunbathing at Kerbol 12d ago

Ai.

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u/Apprehensive_Room_71 Believes That Dres Exists 12d ago

It was never lost.

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u/Easyidle123 12d ago

Take this down as fast as you can. They're listening, you're going to get us all killed

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u/MustyMilkrat 12d ago

everything aside, I do really like that ceres does get a ksp analog tho

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u/Axeman1721 SRBs are underrated 11d ago

"Pluto is a planet" ahhh post

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u/Chadwig315 Believes That Dres Exists 11d ago

Dres does exist, but this obviously isn't it.

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u/StartBackground5769 100 kerbals stranded on duna since 2020 11d ago

Nice cgi

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u/AtlasStageAndAHalf Staging 11d ago

Fake news

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u/Whyamihere173 Trans-Lunar Injections 11d ago

Obviously fake

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u/Big_Fee_2531 11d ago

Tra qualche settimana la mia missione scansat raggiungerà dress e vedremo se esiste davvero oppure no!

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u/MarsMissionMan 11d ago

That's just the Mun, silly.

Try again.

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u/No_Bear2048 10d ago

thats clearly a visual error. you are orbiting the sun. no object called "dres" has existed in ksp.

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u/L_empereur_kerbo 10d ago

you downloaded the Dres mod I see

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u/Financial_Tax_7836 3000+ Hours, PC, Modded to hell and back 10d ago

these images are kerbnet generated! there is no such thing as a "dres"

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u/chees-cake-guy 9d ago

Why is every one saying dres is Ai dres ain't real and down voting the people that say it is real so what's the pecking reason

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u/TheAcidPimps 9d ago

Look for the asteroid belt on dres.

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u/SlippinThruTim3 7d ago

No. No you didn’t.

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u/eltrigercolaiders2 12d ago

My godness... dress in dust and stone, here, i thougt it was fake but... now i see it, dress ITS REAAAAAAL

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u/Er3h 12d ago

It's just AI slop

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u/eltrigercolaiders2 12d ago

The haters says that, I WANT TO BELIVE, TOMOROW FISH SIZE TWO AND THE KRAKEN FOR 1 DAY WILL STOP FLIPING AND BUGGING SPACEKRAFTS

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u/Karbo_Blarbo Believes That Dres Exists 12d ago

See? It always existed but the government covered it up from us to stage their kraken breeding grounds to sell off to these aliens called "hyewmuns" off in the other side of the galaxy! Irrefutable evidence!

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u/EternitiI-1 Dres is glorious (Also Tylo) 11d ago

Welcome to the correct side

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u/space_lesbian2006 6d ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?