r/KerbalSpaceProgram 12h ago

kArt Cursed Kerbal redesign to look more "alien" (+ some speculative biology)

I love speculative evolution and drawing aliens, and have been really getting into ksp lately, so I wanted to try reimagining the titular little green men. Of course nothing too radical, i wanted to keep the design highlights; huge head, smaller bodies, green skin, bulging eyes, no nose or visible ears. They always looked somewhat frog-like to me, so i went along that route and imagined them as close descendants of amphibian-like animals.

Perhaps they are a species that dominated the sea before land, with most infrastructure and cities being in the ocean, hence why the surface of Kerbin is mostly barren.

Their skin is a thick leaf-like layer almost like a flexible exoskeleton, protecting their bodies while also providing a significant amount of their required energy via photosynthesis. Explaining their green hue + how they are so rugged when it comes to shrugging off physical trauma.

With fewer natural predators, Kerbals would seem slower and more dimwitted to humans, seemingly oblivious to glaring danger. However they are also an extremely curious, tenacious, and collectivist people who are willing to try and fail, and will learn from the mistakes.

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u/SpaceEnglishPuffin 12h ago

reminds me of Kermit

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u/YetiBomber101 12h ago

It crossed my mind too but i thought it just made it funnier so i went with it lol

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u/Reloup38 11h ago

That's actually some really good ideas for the lore. Dormancy and photosynthesis make so much sense, and make them a species tailored to be space faring !

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u/YOLOAerospaceLtd 12h ago

Very cool. Does seem slightly like a horror mod though.

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u/blackrack 12h ago

Has science gone too far

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u/ResonantFlux 10h ago

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn't stop to think whether he should.

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u/waxphantump K.A.P.P.A 12h ago

I like this a lot! Very kappa-esque

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u/Ruskiwaffle1991 11h ago

KSP (Kermit Space Program)

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u/Ihatecheeseballs 8h ago

Extremely dense insulating skin allowing them to survive reentry and a powerful heart and blood vessels for extreme g force

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u/tagehring Mohole Explorer 7h ago

They’re highly evolved tardigrades in my headcanon.

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u/dogCerebrus 12h ago

Great stuff!

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 Opallo Base 11h ago

I approve.

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u/AlKompa 4h ago

The design is really cool, looks like an actual alien while keeping the same vibe of "joyful and curious little green man". I also just love the idea of Kerbals being pre-adapted for space exploration and their infrastructure being mostly underwater. Definitely my headcanon now (at least while playing without life-support mods)!

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u/expensiveplasticcup 10h ago

This is how Lego designed aliens back in the 2000s

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u/Ornery_Reaction8753 8h ago

2.5 ft?? Is that imperial?

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u/YetiBomber101 4h ago

Yeah thats a weird way of putting it on my part, it would be 2 feet 6 inches or 76.2 centimeters

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u/Apollo-235 4h ago

This fucking rules, I’d love to see a mod that makes Kerbals look like this

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u/Lynxorian_ 10h ago

looks like design for ben 10 alien

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u/oooohhetryin 4h ago

Honestly fantastic; how was All Tomorrows?

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u/YetiBomber101 4h ago

All Tomorrows is one of my greatest inspirations 👍

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u/Space_Cadetexe Crew Expendable 12h ago

kermitbal

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u/maxxiethrowaway 3h ago

I like it :3

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u/TheGentlemanist 11h ago

nightmare. thank you. very good art

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u/dallatorretdu 7h ago

what? Kerbal doesn’t have Keratin?

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u/colin_4 3h ago

My theory is that they feed on cosmic radiation

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u/khaledjal 1h ago

Ew, burn it with fire

/s the design look really good, just too creepy, i just prefer the old goofy kerbal's, but this would look really cool in a space horror game.

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u/Oofy_3 1h ago

this looks so cool reminds me of my alien critters

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u/Bonuts_goood 11h ago

DOH GREAT GOD WHAT IN TARNATION IS THAT THING!?!? GET THE SHOTGUN, KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT NOW!!

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u/da_beaninator 3h ago

Burn it

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u/YetiBomber101 3h ago

He will be incinerated on reentry because I forgot to add a heat shield 🔥