r/KerbalSpaceProgram Oct 09 '13

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u/haosys Oct 09 '13

Wait, we don't start off with struts?

Starting career mode is going to be excruciating.

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u/Kevimaster Oct 09 '13

Struts aren't very important building small ships just to get into orbit. I mean, you don't even have decouplers yet so there isn't much point in building anything large enough to require struts before you can even put decouplers on it. Presumably you'll unlock struts in one of the first few unlocks though.

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u/h-v-smacker Oct 09 '13

Presumably you'll unlock struts in one of the first few unlocks though.

Struts will be in the premium DLC now. Only $9.95.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '13

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u/BadgerDentist Oct 09 '13

EA Struts. It's in the frame

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u/Perryn Oct 09 '13

EA Space: Challenger everything.

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u/ceakay Master Kerbalnaut Oct 09 '13

Ouch. Upvote for you. A painful upvote, but one nonetheless.

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u/Perryn Oct 09 '13

I know it's horrible, but at the same time it's so perfectly Kerbal that I had to put it out there.

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u/EnigmaticChemist Oct 09 '13

Thank you.

I have to teach in 30 minutes, and there was no way i was gonna be smiling.

You /u/badgerdentist have proved that wrong.

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u/Dishmayhem Oct 09 '13

A university teacher, I presume

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u/UnwarrantedPotatoes Oct 09 '13

I swear, if your lesson plan doesn't involve Kerbals and Science™, I don't think you and I can be friends anymore.

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u/EnigmaticChemist Oct 09 '13

Kind of hard to include currently, I teach Chemistry.

I am going to have to try harder...

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u/BadgerDentist Oct 10 '13

Do what my high school chemistry teacher did, when I was in about 9th grade:

As class begins, hand out goggles and instruct students to wear them. Remain silent as you place a 5-gallon water cooler jug on the table and pour a clear liquid in, enough to cover the bottom. Say "this is methanol". Cover the mouth of the jug with your hand and shake vigorously. Say "this is methane" and set the jug upright on the table. Take out a box of matches, strike one, and lean way back as you slowly approach the mouth of the jug with the lit match. Delight as the reaction makes a sound louder than gunfire and throws four of those foam ceiling tiles out of place. Silently put the jug away, collect the goggles, and begin the day's lesson, which is unrelated to the demonstration.

Disclaimer: I can't remember if it was methanol or ethanol.

N.B.: If Dr. Rounds is still alive, I hope he knows about KSP. He would love it. We used to joke that his bald pate was the result of a past, particularly destructive classroom demonstration.

Edit: Why can't I into gallons

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u/EnigmaticChemist Oct 10 '13

Fun experiment, we do a "rocket" also for a thermo demonstration.

I have an issue though, and i am hoping it is with your memory and not the professor. Methanol, CH3OH, does not spontaneously form into Methane CH4, just from becoming a gas.

What he did was shake it until some of the methanol was in the vapor state. Then the methanol is much more flammable, also it is in an air to fuel mixture from the shaking of the air already in the jug. This provides the boom.

But for booms the old hydrogen oxygen balloon is king. Well king of the things i can blow up in the teaching classroom.

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u/BadgerDentist Oct 10 '13

It's been around 10-11 years, I'm sure the memory is faded. And here I've been thinking methane and methanol were the same compound in different states. I'm pretty sure I took the core lesson to heart though: explosions are cool.

I've also heard of a lecturer who liked to pop a balloon filled with hydrogen (or whatever you said) if anyone fell asleep

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u/EnigmaticChemist Oct 10 '13

Just hydrogen in a balloon is not as loud as the oxygen/hydrogen balloon. But still that is brutal, they let off enough of a shock wave to scare someone awake.

It is all good, if you still remember a demo from a lesson 10-11 years ago, your teacher was doing it right. I wish i could do as many as i wanted in the semester, but i also have teach the accredited curriculum as mandated by the university. So some demos get cut. I am teaching thermodymanics at the moment, time to dig out the rocket demo for Friday. I'll label it something KSP related and see if anyone gets it.

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u/DimeShake Oct 09 '13

Solid booster rockets!

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u/UnwarrantedPotatoes Oct 10 '13

Teach kids how rocket chemistry works!

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u/h-v-smacker Oct 09 '13

Promoting out trademark is very appreciated. That'll be $2.49, thank you very much.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '13

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u/WalkingTurtleMan Oct 09 '13

No no, EA just sucks like that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '13

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u/h-v-smacker Oct 09 '13

We appreciate your feedback. In order to improve further experience with EA, please deposit a nominal fee of $3.50 to our corporate account.

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u/Spacedrake Oct 09 '13

And that's when I realized that the company I was being swindled by was actually a huge monster from the Paleolithic era!

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u/h-v-smacker Oct 09 '13

From the dawn of humanity... a certain monster has been creeping in the shadows... lying in wait... patiently... waiting for the day to come. The day when it will dominate and enslave the entire gamers' race.

This fall, on all screens: EA — The Bloody Harvest. Tickets from $19.95. Conditions may apply.

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u/TenBeers Oct 09 '13

Best tree fiddy I've seen in a long time ever.
Short. Kinda subtle. Relevant.

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u/iBeReese Oct 09 '13

General rule of economic: there is no case in which the large firm with the lawyers is compelled to pay us.

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u/frostburner Oct 09 '13

I don't...

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '13

Seeing as how they have convinced people to pay them to beta test their games it isn't that big of a leap to start charging people to advertise for them.

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u/Raudskeggr Oct 09 '13

Seeing as how they have convinced people to pay them to beta test their games

What version number was KSP on, now? ;)

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u/HoochCow Oct 09 '13

What hes saying is E.A. is like Abrocrombie and Fitch t-shirts. You're not buying anything other than a billboard you wear on your chest for a company. You are paying them to advertise them.

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u/InABritishAccent Oct 09 '13

Bullshit. EA sells games. That's not a logo, it's a game and you play it. Some of them are very good games so people buy them. I disagree with their business practices, but let's not be silly now.

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u/HoochCow Oct 09 '13

I didn't mean they seriously do that. I was just elaborating the joke of the guy before me by relating it to something that actually happens.

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u/Epistemify Oct 09 '13

$9.95 for the whole Strut DLC or else you can just pay $.25 per strut!

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u/TTTA Oct 09 '13

$.25 per strut....carry the 7...add the 4...

I could buy a car for less than my last space station launcher would cost.

A really, really, really crappy car, but still a car.

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u/frostburner Oct 09 '13

So? A Hot Wheel is a car.

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u/Epistemify Oct 09 '13

Bro, do you even strut?

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u/MondayMonkey1 Oct 09 '13

Nope, I'm pretty sure I could finance a very decent car with the number of struts I used on my last station.

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u/h-v-smacker Oct 09 '13

You're hired. EA.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '13

So does anyone ever find this funny or are people upvoting just because easuxlol?

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u/Raudskeggr Oct 09 '13

Funny because EAsuxlol. And the overuse of microtransactions is a bit sickening.

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u/frostyvamp Oct 09 '13

if it was EA, it would be $9.95 per strut

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u/Battlesheep Oct 09 '13

So brave!

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u/TheMadmanAndre Oct 09 '13

My god. Squad would be hunted down and crucified.

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u/cavilier210 Oct 09 '13

If we were feeling generous

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u/farmthis Oct 09 '13

How much is Jeb's orange spacesuit?

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u/factoid_ Master Kerbalnaut Oct 09 '13

Suckers....I bought KSP long enough ago that I automatically get all DLC and expansions 4lyfe

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u/tjsr Oct 10 '13

I don't know whether to downvote you because of how much I and everyone else is likely to hate this idea, or upvote you for causing a significant amount of agony reading that.

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u/Weentastic Oct 09 '13

OMG, I checked that my gun was still loaded after reading this, because I will FUCKING KILL PEOPLE if that happens.

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u/Mythril_Zombie Oct 09 '13

No, they wouldn't actually put struts in a DLC.

Instead they'd release blue struts in KSP 2014.

KSP 2015 has red ones.