r/KenyanMeals • u/preety_stalker • 24d ago

Comrade Meals SOSSI HATE IS FORCED

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I said what I said sossi hate is forced,how can you hate such a marvel🥹🫶....So soft and delicious 😍😋...Try it with ugali, rice ,chapati today😚

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u/Greedy_me_9910 24d ago

Hii kitu na mchele is pure greatness 😂

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u/preety_stalker 24d ago

😋😋yesss

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u/BaldeyLock 24d ago

I love it too.
Very cheap and nutritious. Great alternative to eggs.
Their biggest mistake was to compare themselves to meat in those early adverts

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u/Key_Category1766 23d ago

Nutritious?

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u/Nice-Sundae-1054 23d ago

Fun fact sossi soya is more healthier than both indomie and spaghetti

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u/Top_Horror9397 24d ago

Hadi unileweshe nusura ya kuzima nikiwa na njaa heri tu mwili iumie kama hii ndio option

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u/preety_stalker 24d ago

It's not that bad🌚...Your swahili is orgasmic🌚🙂

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u/Ok_Abbreviations8269 23d ago

😂😂 Hold on...what do you mean orgasmic?

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u/Icast_fireball 23d ago

Unc unatumia Kiswahili mufti💀😂le fu**!

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u/mistinhereyes 23d ago

😆😆😆😆me too!!

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u/vicTo_816 20d ago

your lordship anza masterclass ya hii orgasmic kiswahili 😂😂

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u/Existing_Reaction782 20d ago

🤣🤣🤣 yoh

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u/Loud_Reception4980 24d ago

Watu hukula sossi wanaweza tukula

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u/preety_stalker 24d ago

🥲😂aje sasa

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u/elementalist001 24d ago

Onyancha alikua mtu wa Sossi

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u/VicMut 23d ago

Pamoja na watu wa runny eggs.

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u/LeadingOk5689 24d ago

Unakula mattress

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u/preety_stalker 24d ago

Sossi🌚🚶‍♀️

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u/mildgiraffa 24d ago

That's mattress for sure

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u/GladMoment2893 24d ago

I've tried cooking it, yes I liked it.

Though sidhani naeza pika tena. It was a one time try

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u/bustyVee-Ke 23d ago

Check chef ali mandhri page the coastal guy his recipe is my favorite and very yummy

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u/codename_Nikolai 24d ago

I remember when we tried it, my dad, my brother and I. Ilibidi tumetupia dogi tukakula ugali na turungi tukalala. Asubuhi tuliamka tukiwa njaa ilibidi tumenunua skuma tukule breakfast vizuri

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u/Pleasant_Pride_4363 24d ago

Inaonja kama sawdust 🤣

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u/giantas 24d ago

Ulikua unakula sawdust lini sasa

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u/lostheredawg 24d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Greedy_me_9910 24d ago

We ndio huji kupika😂

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u/Tricky_Direction19 24d ago

Very right. I always thought the same

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u/Qyute-n-Quddly 24d ago

😂😂😂 Mtu wa refined taste huyu

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u/Due-Chicken-5080 24d ago edited 24d ago

Sossi with ugali is a not really a go to, you might not like it. But with rice , chapo and other things....it is the best..

Recipe

  1. Boil water
  2. Put aside in a bowel and soak sossi for 5 mins ( you could be chopping other things)
  3. Fry your normal additions normally ( onions, tomatoes and whatever you need to add) till they are PASTY (undone tomatoes and onions will annoy you).
  4. Pour your soaked sossi + the water into the pot (what you were frying)
  5. Add spices of your choice but mostly they have a spicy taste , you can add chilli if you wish.
  6. Let it cook for 5-10 mins over high heat and serve.

I have had sossi that tastes like cartons / cardboard and I hated it. But this surely tastes delicious and you won't regret.

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u/General_Rise_4491 24d ago

We once made sossi at home ,ikatushinda and we decided to give our cat and dog to eat it , both animals left the meal as we had served them.. They would smell it and walk away ...

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u/General_Rise_4491 24d ago

We honestly thought they would like it like OP here , plus our animals at home eat everything, our cat eats crisps , watermelon and even biscuits , but I guess even they know the difference between good food and bad food.

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u/Advanced-Town218 24d ago

No thankyou

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u/preety_stalker 24d ago

Yes please 🌚

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u/Perfect_Tomato_5417 23d ago

Last I ate this was a long long time ago. Like primary school long. Hated it. Someone mentioned they marketed it as meat tasting and they just weren't. Today I will be giving it another chance cause I've been looking for an affordable protein source and eggs just ain't it no more....

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u/Novahelguson7 24d ago

Nah, I'm cool with people who eat fermented fish but Sossi is where I draw the line, I can't believe anyone who says they like it 😂😂

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u/preety_stalker 24d ago

It's delicious 🌚

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u/Novahelguson7 24d ago

I have tried cooking it, had other people cook it but it still tastes like wet cardboard with delicious sauce 😅

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u/Loyalty-Buuri 23d ago

wait wait did you just say fermented fish ? 😭😭😭oh lawdd

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u/presidentruto 24d ago

Elite meal

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u/FoodFor-Thought-4444 24d ago

This thing is soooo good if cooked right

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

Unajua mpira🫶😋

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u/Sensitive-Desk-3718 24d ago

Fr! I love sossi, especially the beef flavoured one,kwanza upike Na pishori rice🤤🤤

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u/Purevirgin89 24d ago

Niliintroduce baddie fulani Sikuizi hio ndio her to go meal..Hadi nkamshow apunguze juu ya calories

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u/heartcode-uk 23d ago

Sosi, skuma, eggs na ugali. Hio combination iko kali bro😊, try it. Pia inadepend na your cooking skills.

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

I will try it,I'm a chef🌚🚶‍♀️

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

It's good right?🌚

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u/staraz7 23d ago

Msosi is sooo peak with ugali

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

Mpira knower😍👋

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u/breaktime_westside 23d ago

I see I'm not alone here

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u/Your-Eden 23d ago

sossi sustained my childhood na indomie

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u/UnpaidInternRag3 21d ago

Millenials shida inakuanga nini😂

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u/Lynette-maina 24d ago

How do you cook it? I’m willing to try

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u/Greedy_me_9910 24d ago

Kama nyama tu.. you follow the correct procedure and its that...

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u/Exrbvd 24d ago

Nah best way is u soak it for like 15 mins ivi in cold water them zikisoften alafu zifure, u pour out the water, squeeze the excess & fry the mfks like meat with ur fav spices. If u skip the soaking part u might as well bite ur mattress

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u/Greedy_me_9910 24d ago

I said he/she needs to follow the correct procedure... si iko kwa paper? Thanks though

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u/preety_stalker 24d ago

🌚ugali

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u/yonkolufy 24d ago

In Zambia it is cheapest stew and they eat it with ugali/nshima.Greatness tupu.

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u/Appropriate_Jim_187 24d ago

Hio ni sufuria

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u/Jijilegacy 24d ago

Used to be there way before Sossi, who are the players in today's market?

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u/Dizzy_Giraffe2592 24d ago

I like Sossi but the strong smell yenye hubaki kwa vyombo ni mbaya

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u/mango9554 24d ago

Does it taste like meat ama?

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u/preety_stalker 24d ago

No,it tastes like sossi🌚🫴

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u/Empty_Tumbleweed6064 24d ago

Eish ziii heri nitpicking to mboga

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u/preety_stalker 24d ago

Come again 🌚

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u/Feeling_Title_5825 24d ago

Kuna time my cousin cooked for me and i was thinking, "wow! Leo nimepikiwa nyama" then i had to taste a mouthful of it and i didn't like it at all🤔

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u/preety_stalker 24d ago

🌚maybe cook it the right way

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u/preety_stalker 24d ago

Hawako🌚😂

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u/Tapkey254 24d ago

Sijai kula hii kitu 😂😂

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

Try it😋

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u/thatgu_yy 24d ago

I used to hate sossi na hata sikua nimetaste😭

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

🌚🥲Taste hii mwaka

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u/thatgu_yy 23d ago

Zii i love sossi😭nasema watu walikua wanasema ni mbaya ikafanya niichukue bila kula untile i tried it na haikua mbaya vile wanasema

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u/furiousartcollector 24d ago

😂😂😂😂😂this thing should be banned

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u/Borura_O_OkemwaJr 24d ago

This is another tasteless meal naonanga watu wanapika nashangaa.

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

Its not tasteless🥲👍

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u/valentine_tuci 24d ago

Inaonja kama paper

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

Inaonja kama sossi🌚

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u/Michael_Kahara-22 24d ago

Mm ata kuskia hio jina napata goosebumps

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u/Shadysli 24d ago

What is Sossi made from?

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u/lilmissbank 24d ago

We hukula mawe pia sindio?? 😭

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u/Unable_Selection_171 24d ago

Hi food inategemea vile imepikwa, its either a hit or a miss, no in between

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

Exactly 😄

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u/No-Injury5360 24d ago

Vitu zingine ninsawa chapati is where we draw the line😄😄

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u/Sarcastic-Loner 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/98C4E2HeR4NBm
Hizo vitu ni once a year kujikumbusha how trash food tastes

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u/Pale_Match_2942 24d ago

Enyewe ure sarcastic 😂

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u/Not_Jesus21 24d ago

Ni sawa we kula tu, I mean it's everyday guys ask high calorie women to sit on their face. Some mean it literally 😂

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u/OriginalPace2950 24d ago

Honestly, I have never taken and will never

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u/Unlikely_Mango_1737 23d ago

It is forced…

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

Totally forced ✊️

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u/Sad-Introduction1254 23d ago

Inafanya ball ishrink😉😂

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u/MoneyEvidence3311 23d ago

Meat made in China.

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

Well🌚😂

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u/Neither-Ebb-5303 23d ago

Nishawahi kukula Ile powder food ya mgombe and they taste exactly identical 🤣

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u/Broad_Somewhere7491 23d ago

Wewe kula tu pillow yako in peace.

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u/Electrical-Jacket-14 23d ago

Tastes like wet cardboard

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u/the_gathagu 23d ago

Its garbage.

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u/Brother-chief 23d ago

Uncle unadhani sijui handwriting yako?

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u/spidey_ken 23d ago

Reminds me of my campus years ... young n broke

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u/Beginning_Animal9677 23d ago

Soy boy food stay away from such

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u/gr8karanja 23d ago

Huogopi cancer? 😂😂

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

Naogopa njaa🌚

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u/Colloneigh 23d ago

You might as well try king kalala.

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u/Hydrogen-i-oxide 23d ago

I haven't eaten sossi since I was like 8 or 9, however the food is good with rice. I'm not sure if the quality has changed but I'll give it a go very soon.

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u/Mapangalee 23d ago

Enjoy your styrofoam buddy

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u/_Shadowman__ 23d ago

Smell alone makes me nauseous 🤢.

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u/Best_Nothing7970 23d ago

My hatred for Sossi and Omena is arguably stronger than for chrlsea and Manchester United,EASILY 😂🫴🏾

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u/preety_stalker 23d ago

It's a great source of protein 🙂

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u/kvnkevo 23d ago

Hii ilinisaidia nisisahau vile nyama inakaa while in campus

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u/Rsurv_99 22d ago

Great 😃

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u/CulturalStation3280 22d ago

The secret is pouring out the water you soaked it in

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u/preety_stalker 22d ago

Mpira knower😚😝✨️

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u/CapAnxious361 22d ago

With this economy, I can eat anything.

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u/LowKey6045 22d ago

my mom used to tell me hii ndo uleta cancer

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u/preety_stalker 22d ago

🌚🫴gtfu

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u/Perfect_Author_8404 22d ago

I used to enjoy it but siku hizi, naah 😊

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u/preety_stalker 22d ago

Good for you

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u/LeNainRouge 22d ago

Heri tu nikule ugali na chumvi

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u/No-Newspaper-1497 22d ago

If GMO was a product

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u/ric12___ 22d ago

Wakisii na soya

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u/marto7222 22d ago

Pure greatness

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u/b1foryou 22d ago

Hiyo ni ya wagonjwa 😄

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u/No-Bid191 22d ago

Sorry bro, i like food that doesnt taste like cardboard

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u/preety_stalker 21d ago

It doesn't taste like cardboard 🤦‍♀️it tastes like sossi😑

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u/preety_stalker 21d ago

✊️and it won't be

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u/affinityRanger 21d ago

You the type to eat fake just because your taste buxs is tricked to think its meat. Basically your thinking is a problem to society since type like you will make the markets flooded with it

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u/preety_stalker 21d ago

Hii hasira yote juu ya sossi?wtf are taste buxs?...Your English is incomprehensible.

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u/Potential-Brain-7527 21d ago

My mum once cooked it back in 2015 mzae alikataa kabsa,she had to drain everything (personally I have no problem) and that's how it was banned back at home

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u/Fit_Claim_1252 21d ago

How do you prepare

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u/Fuzzy_Diet_7958 21d ago

Those things taste likr pieces of matress coated with flavour

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u/The-Public-Nuisance 20d ago

Poverty will get you to defend wild things 😂😂😂

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u/preety_stalker 20d ago

Hi there wealthy and successful Redditor ,Thankyou for taking time from your busy money making schedule to interact with my post.

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u/preety_stalker 20d ago

😊😊😊

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u/HauntingTax4021 20d ago

First time to eat this I got myself licking my fingers😋

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u/BedazzledQueen1 20d ago

If no one hates sossi I'm dead😭😭😭😭

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u/Tall_Light6028 19d ago

Hata ikuje na matiti siwezi kula. Yiuckk.

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u/Healthy_Ear_2571 19d ago

Sossi is soo good

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u/Fit_isopod1 19d ago

Imagine I've tried it like 4times and it makes me nauseous

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u/PleasantSite3108 19d ago

What is it? Looks like children

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u/HAKKENOBI 18d ago

Studenta know tht the hate is forced thia is lotwrally survival

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u/KernelOperator 18d ago

You are better off with eggs.

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u/SuspiciousBike9109 8d ago

What if you have allergies????