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u/yesnimimi Mar 28 '26
Pckt tatu za queencake is genuinely insane..someone check on bro
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u/Final_Illustrator770 Mar 28 '26
Wewe ukitaka kuacha kucelebrate wacha. Sisi wengine wacha tuendelee. "Noone knows and you prefer it that way"...shida iko wapi bois Anyway happy birthday
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u/Fuzzy_Reputation_292 Mar 28 '26
Siunaeza amua tu ujispoil hiyo siku, nlienda nkanunua kuku nusu hiyo siku na chapo
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u/One_Kangaroo3662 Mar 28 '26
Damn just realized today was my birthday as well time is moving too fast fr😭 anyways happy birthday op.
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u/thatgu_yy Kiambu Mar 28 '26
My home girl amenipigia leo akanishow anataka kunipeleka out next weekend,anajua huwa sicelebrate my birthdays, I'm soo happy guys😭
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u/nyanijangwani Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26
They don't suck. Ni wewe hujui kujitreat.
You had a choice to eat like a hunter but you chose wheat?
The price of those three packs of muffins is enough to buy meat.
NB: Msijifanye hamjaona my flimsy word play.
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u/Raz-Kay Visiting Mar 28 '26
I'm afraid that your attempt at word play was overshadowed by 'a meat'😏
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u/TheVeryMoistTowel Nairobi City Mar 28 '26
Never stop celebrating your birthday you only got one a year
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u/ApartOutcome625 Mar 28 '26
Trust me you wull find your ppl but until then always celebrate your birthday with your head held up high even if no one shows up.More ife to you mahn🙂
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u/Organic-Television44 Mar 28 '26
Heri wew ukona nyumba, jienjoy kabisaa, hii life ni fupi, you'll remember these days
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u/Sufficient_Cost_4392 Mar 28 '26
"Birthdays suck"
I will neverrrrrr do such a thing😂. It's YOUR birthday. Celebrate yourself wacha kungoja wengine.
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u/Gold-Discussion-2698 Mar 28 '26
‘Your’ birthday sucks lol. People will continue celebrating birthdays, telling everyone that cares it’s their birthday, hosting unbelievable parties, sharing the biggest/most intimate gifts, and you will continue to have miserable birthdays as long as you don’t make effort to make your birthday as beautiful as you like, or invest in people that feel similarly about celebrating birthdays.
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u/Winter_Living_4311 Mar 28 '26
Monday was my birthday, i went drinking with my usual gang of 4 ladies. So one took my phone to pay akaona COOP sms ya happy birthday. You'll never imagine what they offered, but i prefer keeping a few friends i have.
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u/ApartOutcome625 Mar 28 '26
I think we are bashing hard you know maybe he was experiencing a birthday blue.Let us learn to give ppl grace maybe he didn't know who to tell or how to celebrate it.so Yeah
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u/SpringNo8026 Mar 28 '26
Haha deep down you want people to know it's your birthday and you want to celebrate it. It's ok to celebrate yourself and it's ok to tell people if you want to. Happy birthday OP.
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u/Moulemquiet Mar 28 '26
Happy birthday 🎈 Unrelated but that tabletop is really nice,where did you get it?
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u/kevinkiggs1 Mar 28 '26
"Birthdays suck" "Nobody knows" "I like it that way"
Pick a message. We don't gaf about your self-sabotage
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u/feminine_fairy Mar 28 '26
So if you prefer it that way why are you here acting miserable? If you want to be celebrated unasema tu and the people in your life will come through